Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Put down the invitation.

Looking at Ye Wu's arrogant and complacent expression, Xiao Mu really wanted to give him an electric cannon.

This guy is so cocky, so irritating!

"Don't envy me."

Ye Wu took out a cigarette and handed it to his younger brother, saying with a smile, "One day you will be as good as me."

I report this person, he's too pretentious... Xiao Mu looked disgusted, "You're so outstanding, why don't you go to heaven? What are you doing staying in the mortal world?"

"..."

Ye Wu rolled his eyes and said, "You are a dog, right? Would it be good for you if I died?"

"Actually, I can help you take care of your sister-in-law."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "I can do it."

"roll!"

Ye Wu laughed and scolded, "Anyway, you are just envious."

Well, this time, my brother-in-law has reached the top of the world... Xiao Mu curled his lips, "What a complacent guy."

"Ha ha……"

Ye Wu continued to laugh arrogantly.

I finally get to step on my little brother, how can I not be proud?

"How much do you have for the betrothal gift?" Xiao Mu asked.

At their level, the bride price is just a token of their appreciation.

But I am indeed curious about how much betrothal gift my brother-in-law has prepared.

"I'm confused when it comes to the bride price."

Ye Wu had a constipated expression on his face. "Don't you think men are cheap? They have to pay the bride price before they can call the girl's father "Dad". Spending so much money to buy a father?"

"Haha...after seeing you, I finally understood something."

Xiao Mu almost burst out laughing, "Not all mentally ill people live in mental hospitals, there are even wild ones."

I’m afraid my brother-in-law is a patient who escaped from a mental hospital?

Ye Wu: (￣w￣;)

I want to hit him so badly, right now!

"Actually, I have a question too."

Xiao Mu asked his brother-in-law, "You and Sister Fang have been childhood sweethearts. Do you feel too familiar with each other after being together? Do you still have that feeling of being deeply in love?"

Ye Wu was stunned. "I saw someone ask this question online before."

"After being with someone you like for a few years, do you still really like them? Is there still passion?"

"I felt inexplicably guilty at the time."

"Why?" Xiao Mu was surprised.

"No kidding."

Ye Wu smiled and said, "Sister Fang and I have known each other since we were young. We can be called childhood sweethearts, but we are more like siblings."

"Especially since we grew up in the same courtyard and had many common friends, I was teased a lot since I was a kid."

"At that time, my friends said we were a young couple and even joked that Sister Fang was my child bride."

"I still remember that year when I was in the third grade of junior high school. One day, I saw Sister Fang's gentle smile at me, and my heart started beating wildly for no apparent reason. Later I realized it was a heart attack."

"When Sister Fang holds my hand and walks away, my heart will also beat fast. That is also heart-beating."

"When Sister Fang went to join the army, I hugged her and wouldn't let her go. I was also moved..."

"But later she became a security guard and I joined the Guoan security team. When we met again, I don't know why, but I never felt the same way as before."

"The feeling of sitting together, leaning against each other, her laughing and me grinning at the same time, when we were kids is also gone."

"For a while, I wondered if I didn't like Sister Fang anymore, and I was quite confused."

"Until one day, I was having dinner with a brother who used to live in the same courtyard. He jokingly asked me, 'Where's your child bride? Have you lost contact with her?'"

"At the time, I blurted out, 'How could that be possible? We have a good relationship and we will definitely get married in the future.'"

"After I said this, I was stunned, and so was my brother. Then the look in his eyes when he looked at me changed. He was surprised and envious."

"He also told me that all the young couples in the yard who were once favored have broken up. There is no one who is still together."

"It was only then that I realized how rare it was for Sister Fang and I to have been together since we were little. We were enviable childhood sweethearts in the eyes of others."

"Later I realized I was such an idiot. It wasn't that I wasn't moved anymore, it was that I had completely forgotten about certain things in the past. I almost lost the love I had for her."

"Then I tried desperately to think about my past with Sister Fang, the memories of our time together, the trivial things, bit by bit, trying to recall the memories of the past bit by bit."

"It also reminded me of a saying I once heard... Never mistake a long-term crush for a loss of love. When love begins to fade, true love has only just begun."

Ye Wu smiled and smoked a cigarette. "When I thought about the past and saw Sister Fang again, the same freaking feeling I had before came back to me."

Some people want to love while walking.

Some people also blocked the huge crowds!

"I'm so lucky."

Xiao Mu looked at his brother-in-law with a happy face and laughed.

I still remember when I was in high school, a student asked the teacher: Teacher, what is love?

The teacher was stunned for a long time, and told the students with warm eyes: One day you will find that what you want is not love, nor the opposite sex, but a soul with which you can communicate!

"That is required."

Ye Wu winked and asked, "How do you feel now?"

"Feel?"

Xiao Mu had a MMP expression on his face. "I practiced shooting by peeing at the age of four, killed everyone at the age of ten, was unrivaled in the world at the age of eighteen, and at the age of nineteen, I ate a mouthful of dog food from you and Sister Fang and almost died in a foreign land!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Ye Wu laughed loudly, feeling very satisfied and refreshed with this wave of pretense.

But no one saw Xiao Mu's mouth corners raised, outlining a teasing and annoying smile.

After all, my brother-in-law is getting married, so just make him happy and treat it as a gift.

"By the way, let me ask you something."

Ye Wu suddenly looked a little embarrassed, "Does my sister bully you on weekdays?"

"What do you mean?" Xiao Mu said with a smile.

"that is……"

Ye Wu's face flushed, "Will Qiu Ling beat you?"

"puff!"

Xiao Mu burst out laughing, "I suggest you go live in Fengtian in the future."

"Why?" Ye Wu looked confused and bewildered.

"Because the only male domestic violence shelter in Longguo is located in Fengtian."

Xiao Mu laughed and patted his brother-in-law on the shoulder, almost dying of laughter.

"You're going too far."

Ye Wu gritted his teeth, annoyed and angry, "So you said Sister Fang often beats me, should I be angry?"

"It shouldn't be." Xiao Mukuku said with a smile.

"Why?" Ye Wu's face was full of question marks.

"The reason is simple."

Xiao Mu smirked, "Beating is love, scolding is affection."

"What if it was you?"

Ye Wu was dissatisfied, "Will you be angry?"

"I definitely will." Xiao Mu nodded.

"Why?" Ye Wu looked surprised.

"Ha ha……"

Xiao Mu burst out laughing, "Because I can't take a beating like you!"

Ye Wu: (￣w￣)

Suddenly I had a feeling.

I found that life is meaningless!