Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

In the golden month of September, the autumn breeze brings coolness.

The police academy ushered in a new semester...

In a small restaurant outside the school, six young people were laughing and toasting, drinking soda.

Xiao Mu finally became a good student again and picked up his lost youth.

"Sixth Brother, I discovered something magical."

As the head of the dormitory, the boss said seriously, "You missed four-fifths of the classes for the semester, but not only didn't you get expelled, you even didn't fail. Can you explain to the brothers why this happened?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Mu's eyes rolled, his expression serious. "To be honest, I actually have a very special identity, but for the sake of peace on Earth and the future of our country, I can't tell you!"

Everyone:...

Lao Liu is playing tricks on us, right? He must be thinking we are idiots, right?

"Fuck him!" Lao Wu raised his hand.

Five young men rushed up and started laughing and joking with Xiao Mu.

They played around for a while.

"Nothing happened while I was away, right?"

While Xiao Mu was eating, he asked his roommates curiously.

"What else could it be?"

The big-mouthed second brother started to talk without restraint, "It's the boss..."

Before he could finish his words, he was kicked by the third brother.

Huh?

Xiao Mu's passion for gossip suddenly ignited.

Everyone on earth can guess that if something happens in the police academy, most of the time it will be related to only three things.

1 study, 2 training, 2 girls.

Just look at the boss’ face that looks like he’s eaten shit, and you’ll know it’s related to the girl.

"Is the boss going to be a bootlicker?" Xiao Mu joked.

Everyone was stunned.

"Isn't it?"

Xiao Mu was stunned. "I was just talking about it, and it actually worked?"

The boss lowered his head.

Everyone's eyes changed.

It was like wanting to laugh but with a hint of heartache.

Then everyone started talking about the boss's story.

On a dark and windy night, he actually hooked up with a senior girl from his junior year.

Originally, this junior was doing an internship.

The senior student contacted the internship unit on her own, which happened to be the criminal police team near her old home.

During the holidays, the boss would go and lick, no, chase.

I chased her for a full half month.

The boss's bootlicker actually got promoted and got what he wanted!

Everyone was shocked at that time.

Because that senior sister is very pretty, a campus beauty, certainly not the kind from the domestic market.

The boss also felt like he was dreaming.

After confirming it is correct.

This boss not only cleared his browser and hard drive, but also became more energetic and learned how to dress up.

Then after spending half a month with the goddess senior, I felt bored again.

We broke up when school started!

"Why?"

Xiao Mu looked at the eldest brother and asked with a smile, "Can't wild boars eat fine bran?"

"roll!"

The eldest brother laughed and scolded, "I think the senior sister is too beautiful, and I always feel uneasy."

This sentence silenced everyone, whether they had a partner or not.

Is it fresh?

There are actually people who break up with their girlfriends because they are too beautiful.

Long insight!

"Fuck, boss, are you a dog?"

The second brother looked sad and angry, "Can you please understand the feelings of us single people?"

"Come on, you're just jealous."

The fourth brother teased, "The way you eat lemons now looks like Cai Xukun."

Everyone laughed for a while and looked at the boss again.

"What on earth is going on?"

Xiao Mu asked seriously.

"Maybe I just figured it out recently."

The eldest brother sighed, "Compared to being together day and night, I probably still prefer the feeling of being out of reach."

"Depend on!"

Including Xiao Mu, everyone raised their middle fingers to the boss.

It really proves the saying: What you can't get is always the best.

The goddess should be in heaven.

It’s not beautiful when you come down to earth!

"Boss, you've already made it this far. It would be a shame not to be the Sea King."

Xiao Mu teased with a smile.

"What do you mean?" asked the third brother.

Everyone was also curious.

"because……"

Xiao Mu said with a smile: "If you are born like an ant, you should have the ambition of a sea king. If your life is as thin as paper, you should have the heart to criticize others!"

"I rely on."

The students all gave a thumbs up and said, "Mr., you are so talented!"

After everyone had finished their meal and left, Xiao Mu called the boss.

"Stop pretending."

Xiao Mu and the boss sat on a bench by the roadside, smoking cigarettes. "What's going on?"

They had known each other for six years in their previous life, so he knew the boss's personality very well.

I can guarantee one thing: I am definitely not a scumbag.

And you can also see that the boss is forcing a smile while eating.

In front of my titanium eyes that have seen countless films... no, solved countless cases.

You have nowhere to hide!

"..."

The boss's expression changed and he glanced at Xiao Mu, "What did you see?"

"Is it nice to have the reputation of being a scumbag?"

Xiao Mu frowned, "Or what happened?"

"Nothing at all."

The boss was still pretending, "I am destined to conquer the stars and the sea. I cannot let a woman hold me back."

Xiao Mu: ...

What a eccentric and stupid young man.

Are you getting carried away, or am I unable to lift the knife anymore?

Are you trying to trick me from here?

When he found Xiao Mu staring at him, the boss couldn't pretend anymore and lowered his head, "It was my senior who broke up with me."

Xiao Mu was surprised.

“It’s not because I don’t like it anymore.”

The boss held his head in pain, "She's going to be a narcotics officer!"

Xiao Mu's heart was shocked.

What is the most dangerous profession in Dragon Country?

Narcotics police.

Because the death rate of drug enforcement police is 4.9 times that of other police types.

The injury rate is 10 times higher than that of other police types!

Xiao Mu had already figured out why his senior sister broke up with the boss.

In his previous life, he knew that many drug enforcement officers did not get married or look for partners.

As for why, needless to say, many people understand.

So the senior student broke up with the boss and handed herself over to the police!

"Sixth Brother, do you think there's any chance of saving me?"

The eldest brother whispered in pain.

"There is no hope, just wait to die."

Xiao Mu smoked with a smile.

"Damn, you don't even know how to comfort me?"

The boss rolled his eyes at Xiao Mu.

"Just a few questions." Xiao Mu asked with a smile.

"Go on." The boss perked up.

I know the most about Lao Liu’s tricks.

"Do you still like senior sister?"

Xiao Mu looked at the boss.

"Nonsense." The boss curled his lips.

"Does the senior like you?"

Xiao Mu asked another nonsense question.

The boss was too lazy to answer.

Xiao Mu stood up, patted the boss on the shoulder, and left.

The boss was stunned.

Staring blankly at Xiao Mu's back.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

He knows how to do it!

……

Xiao Mu walked calmly on the road with a sunny smile on his face.

A lot of things have changed in this life.

such as.

In the previous life, there was never a senior student next to the boss.

But the boss died.

Maybe if the boss didn't need his help in this life, he wouldn't die.

A thought flashed through Xiao Mu's mind, it was a line of lyrics.

We are still the same teenagers as before.

Not a single thing has changed!