Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Time flies, and it’s August in a blink of an eye.

After dinner, the young couple strolled along the cool streets.

The lights on both sides of the street complement the stars in the sky.

It feels like being in a sea of ​​stars, enjoying the romance and beauty.

"Withered vines, old trees, and crows. Lying down every day makes me feel tired. When the sun sets, I lie down on the bed."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Brother Qiu, don't you think this is the life people yearn for?"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu'er's eyes were soft and she smiled sweetly, "Have some ambition!"

"How can I be so useless? I reflect on myself every day."

Xiao Mu acted righteously.

"What did you reflect on?" Ye Qiuli asked with a smile.

"I examine myself three times a day... Am I tall? Am I rich? Am I handsome?"

Xiao Mu curled his lips, "Alas, Brother Qiu, you don't know, what I hate most in my life is people like me. I can make a living by relying on my looks, I can also make a living by relying on my talent, and I have to wake up every morning because of my own handsomeness. It's really annoying!"

Ye Qiuling: ...

Are you really not afraid of getting beaten?

Can't we have some shame?

"You just know how to brag."

Ye Qiuling pinched his cheek and said, "Can't you reflect on something else?"

"Well, I will examine myself again and again every day."

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "Is today happier than yesterday? Of course."

"Did you eat more rice today than yesterday? Yes, yes."

"Do you love Brother Qiu more today than you did yesterday? This must be the case."

"Brother Qiu doesn't believe it."

Ye Qiuling stopped and snuggled in his arms, pouting, "You're like a child at home, but manlier than anyone else outside."

“That’s what a man is.”

Xiao Mu hugged Qiu Ge and said with a smile, "A man's age depends on how much the women around him love him. The more he is loved, the more he becomes like a child. He will only become lazier, more childish, and more naughty. Who doesn't want to be spoiled by the person they like? You only pretend to be a decent person in public. Who are you pretending for at home?"

"You boys seem to be particularly dedicated to defending your country. When the country calls you, you rush forward faster than anyone else."

Ye Qiuling bit his neck and said, "My father is like this, and you are like this too."

"Maybe this is the romance of Dragon Country men."

Xiao Mu nodded. "Remember that time at a Dragon Country press conference, the military spokesman told reporters from various countries that we have exercised the utmost restraint... Do you know what that means?"

"Let's put it this way: the only Chinese soldier injured in the Sino-Vietnamese Battle of Johnson South Reef is now a lieutenant general and is about to be promoted to general. The other comrades are so envious that they're almost biting their teeth, wishing they were the ones injured."

"And our country's first space hero, Yang Liwei. Those who came after him are all called astronauts. Do you know what that means?"

"Be the first to capture the flag, break through the enemy lines and kill the general, seal the Wolf's Lair, open the family tree... I'm afraid only the men of Dragon Country can understand this kind of temptation."

"And that military spokesman was actually telling outside forces that the Dragon Nation is so eager to progress that it's almost unstoppable. If you dare to show off again, we, the Dragon Nation, will have to lift the seal!"

The temptation of opening the family tree alone is something that no one in the Dragon Country can resist, let alone Fenglangjuxu.

Xiao Mu still remembers such an incident.

Two years ago, the Frog Province accidentally launched a missile.

The captain of a warship from Longguo shouted excitedly: Brothers, the day to achieve great things has come.

Then they actually drove a warship to catch the incoming missiles.

A group of sailors were waiting for the missiles to hit them with fanatical and crazy eyes, hoping it would be quick.

How dare you believe it?

As a result, the missile fell into the sea.

The mood of these Dragon Kingdom sailors instantly plummeted to the bottom and their hearts were broken.

That day was the day when Longguo lost the most officers.

Because the opportunity for promotion based on military merit is gone, gone!

"Heh, man."

Ye Qiu'er hummed and buried her face in Xiao Mu's arms, giggling and teasing.

"Look down on men? Remember a certain stinky sister once yelled..."

Xiao Mu laughed evilly, imitating Brother Qiu's coquettish way and yelled, "Hubby, I was wrong, please don't, let Brother Qiu go, okay?"

"what……"

Ye Qiuling screamed, her face flushed instantly, shyness and anger intertwined, and she tried to strangle him like crazy, "I'm going to kill you!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Mu pretended to run away.

"Kill you piece of shit!"

Ye Qiuling grabbed him and beat him in various ways.

"Wrong, wrong."

Xiao Mu squatted on the ground while laughing, hugged Qiu Ge's legs and begged for mercy, "I won't dare to do it again next time."

"I'll tell my mother-in-law to beat you to death in a moment."

Patting his head, Ye Qiuling pouted angrily, "Now you all know how to bully Brother Qiu and won't give in."

"How could I not let you?"

Xiao Mu hugged her legs and put his cheek against her belly, "But you can't always give in. Maybe I'll reason with you later."

"Ok?"

Ye Qiuling was stunned.

"Some girls always think that men should give in to them and cannot be reasoned with, saying it's an attitude issue."

Xiao Mu laughed and said, "You still say that. Why do you insist on reasoning when it's something that can be solved with just coaxing? Do you no longer love them or want to get married? It was obviously not like this before, so you won't give in to them anymore?"

"What did the boy think?"

Ye Qiu'er touched his dog's head with a smile.

"Because the boy wants to get married, he is not so accommodating."

Xiao Mu closed his eyes and buried his face in Qiu Ge's belly, muttering, "To be honest, I want to go further with the girl and don't want to argue twice about the same thing. It's tiring to always have to hold back and coax a man when he's right. After a long time, he will explode."

"So that's it."

Ye Qiuling held his head in her hands and said with a smile, "So do you want to reason with Brother Qiu?"

"I want to...but I don't dare."

Xiao Mu laughed muffledly, "I'm afraid my mom will beat me!"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuling couldn't help but smile, her eyes like gentle moonlight, "Will you still give in to Brother Qiu from now on?"

"necessary."

Xiao Mu had a determined look on his face, as determined as a dead pig fearing no boiling water, and was prepared to sacrifice himself heroically. "You have my mother's support, and the baby in your belly. The three of you are in cahoots, and I can't defeat you."

"I'll just say something nice."

Ye Qiu'er's eyes were as soft as water, "You are so good at coaxing Brother Qiu, what do you want to do?"

"Good question. Brother Qiu understands me the best."

Xiao Mu grinned evilly.

Ye Qiuling's face turned red.

I felt embarrassed, angry, and wanted to laugh.

He can even drive on this broken road!

"Go home."

Xiao Mu turned around and squatted in front of Brother Qiu.

After seeing this scene, Ye Qiuling's desire to beat him faded.

She stretched out her long legs, sat on his shoulders, and held his head.

What else could I be dissatisfied with if I could ride on the head of a man like this?

Like a deer returning to the forest, like a boat arriving at the shore!