Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Hot summer night.

The streetlights on both sides of the street emit a soft light, which complements the stars in the night sky.

Adding a bit of romance and fantasy to the summer night...

I spent three hours at the night market.

Ye Qiuling gradually adapted to the crowd and a happy look appeared on her face.

This is also because there is someone around who can make her feel at ease.

Sometimes Xiao Mu would make her giggle like a little hen.

"hungry?"

These two words are what Ye Qiuling loves to ask him the most.

"night snack?"

Xiao Mu thought for a moment and said, "Let's go and take you to eat something good."

Ye Qiuling: ???

Follow him to an open-air barbecue stall.

Watching Xiao Mu pick up the small stool and place it in front of her.

"Sit down." Xiao Mu pointed to the bench.

"Oh."

Ye Qiuling sat obediently on the small stool.

Even sitting on a bench can give off an ethereal aura.

He looked around curiously at the diners.

Xiao Mu ordered some skewers and beer.

Waiting for the barbecue and other things to be served.

I found out that Ye Qiuling didn’t know how to eat it, or she had never eaten it before.

Right.

How could such a beautiful lady like her come to eat in a place like this?

Even if she wanted to, the people around her wouldn't let her come.

For example, at this moment, far away.

Sister Li, who was standing on the street, was looking at him coldly.

She warned him with her eyes not to give Ye Qiuling the skewers.

Everyone on earth knows that barbecue is dirty.

But...it smells so good!

Will Xiao Mu care about her?

cut!

"First, hold it with your hands, yes, hold it, then bite it and rub it down, that's right, that's it."

Xiao Mu happily taught Brother Qiu how to make skewers.

After taking a bite of the barbecue, Ye Qiu'er's beautiful eyes suddenly lit up. She chewed slowly with her mouth, smiling and her eyes shining brightly.

good to eat!

But when she saw the second piece of fat, her eyebrows frowned slightly.

Suddenly, she handed the skewers to Xiao Mu and said, "Eat it."

Xiao Mu looked at the fat and then at Brother Qiu.

I have a fucking question: MMP, but I don’t know whether I should say it or not!

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he bit the fat and pulled it off.

Ye Qiuling continued to eat lean meat and gave him the fat meat.

The division of labor is clear!

Seeing Xiao Mu drinking beer, she became curious again and licked her lips, "Is it delicious?"

"bitter."

Xiao Mu shook his head and exhaled a breath of alcohol, "It's not suitable for you."

"Liar."

Ye Qiu'er's pretty pink face was gloomy and angry.

"Then try it."

Xiao Mu was so exhausted that he handed over the disposable wine glass.

Ye Qiuling took it and took a sip, thought about it, and took another sip.

She is socially anxious, but that doesn't mean she is stupid or clueless.

I soon discovered that the skewers were a bit greasy.

After taking a sip of beer, I felt relieved.

It is bitter, but also very cold.

It's very refreshing and can also relieve greasiness.

Delicious!

isn't it?

Xiao Mu looked at Brother Qiu in surprise as he ate a bite of skewers and took a sip of wine.

Everyone is stupid!

After having a small barbecue, Xiao Mu paid the bill.

I had to hug Brother Qiu’s soft and slender waist.

The little beauty was a little dazed. She felt a little dizzy after drinking only half a bottle of beer.

Xiao Mu seriously suspected that Brother Qiu was playing him.

Isn’t this how all the jokes on the Internet are performed?

The girl was drunk after one glass of beer, and then the boy took the opportunity to do something and thought she was happy.

But I didn’t realize until many years later that the girl drank a bottle of white wine and acted like nothing happened.

There is a saying that goes well.

High-end hunters often appear as prey!

"When does school start?"

Ye Qiu'er leaned against him, her eyes hazy with drunkenness and her face flushed.

The two of them strolled down the street.

"Tomorrow."

Xiao Mu felt annoyed, "What a pity the military training isn't over yet."

"Don't go."

Ye Qiuling's eyes flickered, "Let's go after the military training."

"Not very good." Xiao Mu shook his head.

"Classmate, how are you?"

Ye Qiuling looked at him.

Xiao Mu was severely offended by Lei and rolled his eyes. He was just about to say, "Haven't you ever been to school?"

Suddenly he was stunned.

It is very likely that Brother Qiu has never been to school and has no classmates!

"I don't know how girls feel about their classmates."

Xiao Mu pondered for a moment, brewing his words, "For example, if a girl doesn't contact for three days, she will no longer be her friend. But if a boy doesn't contact for three years, he will be like, oh, my son, long time no see!"

"My son?"

Ye Qiuling was stunned.

"Yes."

Xiao Mu suppressed a laugh. "Sometimes, boys' relationships are all about cigarettes, alcohol, jokes, and insults. They won't see each other for three years, and then they'll start by choking each other. We boys don't care about details and don't beat around the bush, but unfortunately, there's no such thing as pure friendship between boys."

"what?"

Ye Qiu'er stared with her eyes wide open and her mouth open, an expression of incomprehension.

"Because we boys always like to add a little family affection to this kind of relationship."

Xiao Mukukuku laughed muffledly, "For example... kid, I'm your dad!"

"puff!"

Ye Qiu'er burst into laughter, her body shaking, and she fell into Xiao Mu's arms.

"That's what boys are like. They start cursing as soon as they open their mouths. They must be brothers."

Xiao Mu blinked, a little mischievously, "Most of the time, the relationship between boys is like saving a game, you just need to load it next time."

This feeling goes beyond friendship, like mud and sand.

I am mud and you are sand.

Which father would chat with his son every day?

On the contrary, if boys chat every day.

That's the scariest thing!

"It's fun."

Ye Qiuling smiled and squinted her eyes, "That's great."

"It's pretty good."

Xiao Mu nodded, "This is what a friend is."

"A good friend in your eyes..."

Ye Qiuling was curious, "What does it look like?"

unconsciously.

She didn't notice that she was talking more and more.

"A good friend in the eyes of boys? That's amazing."

Xiao Mu chuckled, "For example, he can fly, breathe fire, give birth to little Ultramen, collect his farts in a bottle, and take off when he has diarrhea. Most importantly, he can fly down while waving his flowery hands!"

Ye Qiuling was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Isn't this a boy?

It doesn't sound like a carbon-based organism at all.

Is it Mother of Ultra with twin ponytails?

"So what kind of friends should I make?"

Ye Qiuling gave him a glare that was surprisingly charming.

I want to see what else comes out of his mouth.

"It's simple."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "There are three types of people you shouldn't make friends with."

"Oh?"

"First, friends who don't buy you luxury cars or villas are usually very stingy."

"..."

"Second, friends who don't invite you to dinner usually like to play tricks on you."

"..."

"Three, if someone dares to breathe in front of you, he will dare to breathe in front of you next time."

Xiao Mu looked at Brother Qiu and smiled evilly, "Of course, in my heart there is a kind of friend that I cannot make."

"What."

Ye Qiu'er was completely stunned by what she heard, and was stunned by how fooled she was.

"That is……"

Xiao Mu said seriously, "Friends who don't dare to take a shower in front of you usually don't trust you!"

Ye Qiuling: (⊙_⊙)

Honey, are you serious?