Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Spent the day playing with classmates.

Back home, the young couple sat on the sofa.

Xiao Mu hugged Qiu Ge's waist and put his cheek against her lower abdomen.

Seeing his silly look, Ye Qiuling said with a smile, "It's only been a month, you can't hear anything."

Xiao Mu said nothing and held her tightly.

Ye Qiu'er's heart softened and she gently stroked his head.

"Stinky baby, what kind of life do you want most?"

"Most wanted?"

Xiao Mu listened to Brother Qiu's belly and said with a smile: "Old vines, old trees, crows, meat and shrimp for every meal, air conditioning, WIFI, watermelon, Brother Qiu earns money and I spend it."

"Is it so dog-like?"

Ye Qiuling smiled and patted his head.

“You shouldn’t be asking me this question.”

Xiao Mu said seriously, "A mature sister should learn to think independently."

"Humph."

Ye Qiuling snorted softly, "It's said online that couples face three hurdles: the first year, the seventh year, and the fourteenth year. If you can overcome these three hurdles, you'll be happily together forever."

"Don't listen to the nonsense on the Internet."

Xiao Mu didn't believe it, "Maybe the person who wrote these words is still single himself."

"That man looks very honest." Ye Qiuling was not convinced.

"Zhang Wuji is always dishonest?"

Xiao Mu was disdainful, "Why did Zhang Wuji have to take off his clothes to transfer his inner energy to girls, but boys don't have to?"

Zhang Wuji: I advise you to mind your own business!

"As expected, boys are all bad guys."

Ye Qiuling smiled and pinched his face, "Then why do some couples who were clearly in love in the past end up separating?"

"Because it's normal. You always get tired of eating food."

Xiao Mu raised his head and looked at her.

Ye Qiuling was stunned, as if she didn't recognize him anymore.

I can't understand how such words could come out of his mouth?

"Are you stupid?"

Xiao Mu stood up and hugged Qiu Ge in his arms. "When a couple is together for a long time, the novelty will disappear and they will no longer have the feeling of being in love."

“No matter how delicious it is, you’ll eventually get tired of eating the same dish every day. No one can stand that.”

"However, many people overlook one thing: most people will get tired of eating vegetables, but we eat rice for years, decades, even a lifetime. Why don't we get tired of it?"

“When you have bland soup, rice is there to accompany you. When you have delicacies from land and sea, rice is there to accompany you. Sometimes people always confuse the priorities, thinking that the food is the person. In fact, this is wrong, because the food is life, and the rice is the person who can accompany us forever and whom we cannot live without.”

“When the novelty wears off, change your life, but take the person who lives with you with you.”

“So many people haven’t realized that the so-called freshness and eternity have long been in front of each of us.”

Xiao Mu kissed Qiu Ge on the lips, "Food is freshness, rice is forever, do you hear me?"

Ye Qiu'er's face was dull as she stared at him blankly.

Suddenly, she hugged his neck tightly.

The first encounter is passionate and romantic, but it becomes dull after a long time.

Life itself is dull.

It turns out that the antonym of freshness is forever!

……

Night, bedroom.

It is warm and sweet.

"My little ancestor, you almost took Brother Qiu's life!"

Ye Qiulan, who had finally come back to her senses, held Xiao Mu, who was grinning mischievously, in her arms, and said softly and coquettishly.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Mu in the Sage Time looked at Brother Qiu as if he was looking at a small flower that had been ravaged by a storm.

That pitiful yet tempting little look makes you want to eat her up in one bite.

Looking at Brother Qiu like this, he finally understood why there were incompetent emperors in ancient times who did not attend court early in the morning.

Question the tyrant, understand the tyrant, and become the tyrant!

"Laughing fart."

Ye Qiu'er gritted her teeth and hugged him tightly in her arms, trying to suffocate this bastard to death.

Xiao Mu laughed muffledly, "Brother Qiu."

"Hmm?" Ye Qiuling gasped.

"When we get old and die, the urns should be close together so we can hang out together at night."

Xiao Mu chuckled, "If no one brings me tribute, I can still eat yours. Look at me, I'm nice enough to play with you even as a ghost. Why don't you thank me quickly?"

Ye Qiuling: (⊙_⊙)

It’s really good.

But have you ever thought that if we hang out together, we'll scare others!

suddenly.

Ye Qiuling’s phone rang, WeChat.

The young couple looked at each other.

I guessed it was a message from my mother (mother-in-law).

Xiao Mu lay in Qiu Ge's arms, watching the conversation between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and started to make trouble.

Pick up the phone and send a message to my mother.

Xiao Mu: Dear mom, do you know that you are disturbing the sweet time of your son and daughter-in-law?

Liu Yunying: Oh, I’m so sad.

Xiao Mu: ???

Liu Yunying: Son, what do you think I should eat to stay younger?

Xiao Mu: Tang Monk?

Liu Yunying: Get lost.

Xiao Mu: Why do you think you are getting younger? Doesn’t my dad love you anymore?

Liu Yunying: Not really. I want to go back to the time when I married your father.

Xiao Mu: Why?

Liu Yunying: If that were the case, your father and I wouldn’t have given birth to you, a bastard who forgot his mother after getting a wife.

Xiao Mu: (╥﹏╥)

Liu Yunying: Why are you crying so sadly? Was your wallet stolen?

Xiao Mu: Mom, I’m so poor recently. I don’t even have enough pocket money. I’m almost starving to death. Can you please give me some advice?

Liu Yunying: No, son, you can pick up garbage to eat. Mom won’t mind. After all, you were picked up from the trash can.

Xiao Mu: I have always had a wish. I hope that one day when I return home, you will suddenly tell me that our family has hundreds of millions of assets waiting for me to inherit. You pretended to be poor before just to train me.

Liu Yunying: To be honest, I asked your grandfather the same question back then, and he told me to wake up, saying that dreaming all the time is bad for my brain.

Xiao Mu: Your son, I kneel down in greeting. I’m leaving now!

I put down my phone and looked at Brother Qiu who was laughing.

Xiao Mu buried his face in Ye Qiuling's arms in frustration.

I can't resist my mother in this life!

……

In a blink of an eye, more than half a month passed.

In July, the school starts its summer vacation.

On this day, Xiao Mu was called to Guoan.

I went there in military uniform.

The reward for the last bounty hunter event has arrived.

The head of Guoan personally awarded him a first-class military medal.

He was also rewarded with a car, a Hongqi L5, and a license plate.

Looking at the license plate, Xiao Mu was surprised.

Beijing V029...

Xiao Mu looked up at the old man and asked, "Do I have this kind of license plate now?"

"Quite self-aware."

The old man looked at him with a half-smile, "Do you think it's for you?"

Xiao Mu was speechless.

It turned out that the car and license plate were ostensibly a reward for him, but were actually given to Brother Qiu.

We have already arranged national-level guards, so is it a big deal to give us some other things?

From today on, this is Ye Qiuling's car.

On the way home, Xiao Mu's cell phone rang.

The Special Case Investigation Office is calling!