Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Night falls and the moonlight is like water.

A handsome young couple strolled in the night market.

Looking at the dim lights and listening to the noisy voices.

Amidst the hustle and bustle of life, feel the truest taste of life...

Had a small barbecue.

Xiao Mu put his arm around Qiu Ge's slender waist and strolled in the night market.

Looking at her delicate appearance, he smiled proudly.

"What are you laughing at?"

Ye Qiu'er's voice is soft and her eyes are dreamy, cute and adorable.

Her obedience and gentleness at this time can arouse men's desire to protect and possess her.

"I remember that I used to be a very gentle and shy boy."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "Who on earth did I play with too much to make me so abstract now?"

Ye Qiuling: ...

Do you still need to learn it? Aren’t you very abstract?

"It's still good to have Brother Qiu."

Stopping, Xiao Mu held the little beauty in his arms, "Let's become more abstract together in the future and do some happy things, like driving a car or something."

"Is this car serious?" Ye Qiuling wanted to laugh.

“I don’t know if it’s proper or not.”

Xiao Mu looked at her and smiled evilly, "But she is very beautiful."

Ye Qiuling: ...

I = car = drive me, is that what you mean?

"damn thing!"

The lamb pounced on the tiger angrily, intending to strangle him to death.

"Ha ha……"

Xiao Mu laughed, "Brother Xiu, how could he be a car? If you want to use a metaphor, he is a horse, a good horse that can run a thousand miles."

Ye Qiuling: (⊙_⊙)

He widened his eyes, which were clearly black and white, and didn't understand.

The main reason is that Choubao sometimes drives too fast and the novice female driver can't keep up.

"Don't you understand?"

Xiao Mu explained to Qiu Ge, "For example, there is an idiom, calling a deer a horse, a horse's horse!"

"..."

Speechless Ye Qiuling rushed forward again like a lamb pouncing on a tiger.

Xiao Mu, who was being punched and kicked, laughed even more happily.

Then he coaxed Brother Qiu like a child.

But Ye Qiuling really likes this.

After a while, he starts smiling and humming, letting you do whatever you want.

"Then tell me, before you met Brother Qiu, did you ever want to find a girlfriend?"

Ye Qiuling hugged his waist and asked a life-threatening question.

“I was a teenager at the time.”

Xiao Mu spoke frankly, "Let me tell you, boys these days can't bear to slap a female mosquito to death, for fear of missing out on romance. My classmates are even more aggressive. When they see a sow, they want to suck on it and even say they want to make their lives more colorful."

"Haha..." Ye Qiu'er laughed so hard that her body shook.

Even the sow is not spared, what's wrong with it?

"If the state of most people is called normal."

Xiao Mu said with a serious face, "I think boys under 18 are really perverted. They dare to do anything. It's really scary. But if they talk about the things they have done when they grow up, each one of them is enough to ruin their reputation and make them die on the spot!"

"real or fake?"

Ye Qiuling had an expression that shocked me and my friends.

"real."

Xiao Mu nodded seriously. "I still remember that in my freshman year of high school, there was a very arrogant student from the class next door who wrote a pornographic book about him and his female homeroom teacher. It was then published by his classmates. The whole school was in an uproar. Not only was he socially ruined, but he and his homeroom teacher were also socially ruined. The explosion was as intense as Chinese New Year."

Ye Qiuling: (￣□￣)

Are all boys' fantasies so perverted?

"Thinking about it now, that carefree age was really great."

Xiao Mu hugged Qiu Ge and said with a smile: "Just say whatever you want to say, do whatever you want to do, and don't worry about whether you will be laughed at or whether you will be socially unlucky. The older you get, the harder it is to be happy."

"So what can I do to be happy again?"

Ye Qiuling's voice became soft and her beautiful eyes sparkled.

"Maybe..."

Xiao Mu pondered for a moment, "When you can reject others without hesitation and without feeling guilty, that's when a happy life begins. Because trying to please everyone means completely offending yourself. Don't let yourself be wronged because of unimportant people... But it's so difficult, so sometimes it's hard for us to be happy."

"What if Brother Qiu is unhappy in the future?"

Ye Qiuling pouted and spoke in a coquettish tone.

"Don't be afraid, I'll protect you."

Xiao Mu promised, "I will beat up anyone who dares to bully my brother Qiu."

"What if others say bad things about Qiu Ge when you are not with him?"

Ye Qiuling bit her lip, her eyes became gentle, and the corners of her mouth curled up.

"That's not a problem."

Xiao Mu said earnestly, "If someone talks nonsense about you behind your back, it means there's something wrong with their character."

"What if Brother Qiu crickets someone else?" Ye Qiu'er giggled.

"That's because Brother Qiu is kind-hearted and doesn't want to kill anyone."

Xiao Mu lowered his head and bit her little mouth: "You are so kind!"

Ye Qiu'er's eyes curved into crescents, and a faint smile played on the corners of her delicate mouth.

It made her, who was already stunningly beautiful, look even more charming, with her cheek resting in his arms.

"Stinky baby."

"Hmm?" Xiao Mu responded.

"Draw a cake for Brother Qiu."

Ye Qiu said coquettishly, "I want to listen."

"You have such an excessive request?"

Xiao Mu couldn't stop laughing.

"hurry up."

Ye Qiuling buried her face in his arms and hummed.

"OK then."

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "If I win 10 million one day, how much do you want?"

"This……"

Ye Qiuling blinked, "One million?"

"We are good brothers, and you only want one million?"

Xiao Mu shook his head, "Given our relationship, I'll give you an extra three million."

"Okay." Ye Qiu'er's eyes narrowed with a smile.

"Then I'll take out another two million and buy Brother Qiu a car. It has to be a G-Class."

Xiao Mu said softly, "Let's drive together and travel to various cities."

"Row."

Ye Qiu'er pecked at the head, her eyes shining with moisture.

"We'll keep one million and use the rest to buy a big house and put it in Brother Qiu's name."

Xiao Mu kissed her cheek and said, "Give birth to a lovely baby, live in our big house, and spend the remaining one million on Brother Qiu and the baby."

"OK."

Ye Qiu'er's watery eyes suddenly became charming and soft.

"Look at how nice I am, can you increase my pocket money by 500 next month?"

Xiao Mu hugged her and said, "And don't tell your mother-in-law."

"Raise it by a thousand."

Ye Qiuling blinked her watery eyes.

"No, I'm a real man, and a real man must keep his word."

Xiao Mu looked disgusted and said, "Five hundred is five hundred, we don't want more."

A sweet smile spread across Ye Qiuling's cheeks, "You're such a nice idiot."

Xiao Mu hugged Qiu Ge tightly and said, "Let's go home and see the goldfish."

Ye Qiuling leaned in his arms and smiled sweetly, like a little fox.

The young couple strolled under the starry sky, heading home...