Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

On the street outside the Ministry of State Security building.

Xiao Mu sat on the curb in a very ungraceful manner.

too tired.

That kind of tiredness is not physical, but mental.

This kind of mental fatigue cannot be solved even if he has an extraordinary body.

Xiao Mu now urgently needs the warm embrace of a gentle big sister to heal.

of course.

He would never admit that he is a heretic who is obsessed with his sister and baby bottle!

suddenly.

"Handsome guy, have we met somewhere before?"

When several young ladies appeared, pairs of fiery eyes stared at Xiao Mu's face, "Can I add WeChat?"

"Girl, your pick-up lines are too low, you need to improve them."

Xiao Mu shook his head, "I have a concubine at home, it's too scary, I don't dare to send WeChat."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The girls were laughing so hard that they were shaking with laughter and wanted to continue chatting.

But the next second, their expressions froze.

He stared blankly at the back of Xiao Mu.

A pair of soft hands hugged Xiao Mu's neck from behind.

"Is your beloved concubine so scary?"

Ye Qiuling's voice is as smooth as silk, and every word she utters is gentle.

But at this moment, he was gritting his teeth, baring his little fangs, as if he wanted to bite something.

"Ah this..."

Xiao Mu's eyes rolled around, "Brother Qiu, you heard it wrong. It's a cute, gentle and virtuous good sister."

Driven by a strong desire to survive, he had no choice but to speak against his conscience.

"I just sent a message to Brother Qiu."

Ye Qiuling gasped, "Why is the person gone?"

"That's because they say online that men shouldn't be too proactive, because they'll become clowns and annoying."

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "So I have to learn to be hot and cold, so that I can control you."

"Yes?"

Ye Qiuli bit her lip and said fiercely, "Don't force Brother Qiu to slap you!"

Xiao Mu: (╥﹏╥)

Why does Brother Qiu seem to be a bit involved in terrorism after he stopped being socially phobic?

I finally understood why men can join the army at the age of 18.

But you have to be twenty-two to get married.

The enemy is nothing.

When a woman puts on stockings, she becomes a terrorist!

"apologize?"

Ye Qiu'er hugged him, pouted, and bit his ear.

This scene made several young men passing by tremble in fear.

He wanted to kick Xiao Mu away and yell: Let go of that girl, let me do it!

"No way, absolutely impossible."

Xiao Mu stiffened his neck, "The beastmen will never be slaves, and real men will never apologize. I can't explain it, so take it as it comes."

"Really?"

Ye Qiuling leaned her head closer and hummed, "What if I apologize and there are black stockings?"

"..."

Xiao Mu's eyes suddenly became clear, and he turned around and hugged Ye Qiuling, "I was wrong, Qiu brother, I was wrong. I like Qiu brother the most."

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuling laughed so hard that her body shook. She patted his head and asked, "Where's your toughness from before?"

Choubao really knows how to apologize!

"I've already said it, I'm from the beast tribe, I'm Brother Qiu's cattle and horses."

Xiao Mu held her on his lap and kissed Qiu Ge's cheek, "Just give her food."

The problem is coming.

What do you have to feed the cows and horses?

"Humph."

Ye Qiuling said coquettishly, "Can an orc kiss me?"

"Why not?"

Xiao Mu smirked, "If love lasts forever, it doesn't matter if it's birds or beasts."

hateful.

For the sake of black stockings, even I, a big shot at cheating, have to stay away from the spotlight!

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu'er was so amused that she trembled with joy and kissed his forehead.

"Brother Qiu, I suddenly want to kiss you."

"why?"

"It's mainly because I just returned home and wanted to express my homesickness."

What a niche kind of flirting...Ye Qiuling narrowed her eyes and smiled.

Although she was a little shy, she still kissed him on the lips.

on the street.

Passersby looked at the kissing young couple.

Envy, jealousy, all kinds of looks.

But in Xiao Mu and Ye Qiuling's world, they don't care about other people's eyes.

That’s why it’s so important to find someone who’s on the same page!

……

As night falls, everything is silent.

The setting sun is like a shy girl, hiding quietly behind the mountain.

The world is covered by a mysterious black veil...

Xiao Mu put his arm around Ye Qiuling's slender waist and walked into the night market.

They looked at the tide of people and watched the fireworks of life.

I walked around for more than half an hour.

Came to a barbecue restaurant.

With Xiao Mu around, Ye Qiuli is not so afraid of strangers.

Talk to the waiter and take your order in a formal manner.

"Ten skewers of lamb, ten skewers of beef, two large kidneys, five enoki mushrooms, a bottle of Qingdao… and raw garlic, which we peel ourselves."

Xiao Mu watched the scene with a smile.

In the past, he taught Brother Qiu how to eat barbecue properly.

For example: if you eat meat without garlic, the flavor will be half gone.

Ye Qiuling remembered it.

Later, every time I had barbecue, I would ask for some raw garlic.

Looking at her peeling garlic, Xiao Mu's heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment.

Unfortunately, Brother Qiu’s social anxiety only becomes normal when he is with him.

"My beloved, fill it up for me."

Xiao Mu smiled and pointed at the beer, "Have some beer."

"So lazy."

Ye Qiuling pouted and gave him a dirty look.

He said so, but his body was honest.

She picked up the bottle and poured him some wine, then said with a smile, "You were able to recite a poem while smoking last time, can you recite one while drinking beer?"

"I am just a crude warrior, how can I recite poetry and compose couplets?"

Xiao Mu felt listless.

Asking a killing machine to recite poetry, Brother Qiu must be crazy!

"hurry up."

Ye Qiu'er spoke in a slightly coquettish tone, and her voice became sweet.

Xiao Mu's scalp felt numb, and his bones began to feel tingling.

Oh, it turns out that I am just too good.

It’s like a firefly in the dark, whose light was discovered by Brother Qiu!

"Let me think about it."

Xiao Mu tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Two cups become a shadow, drinking cold beer, the bitter wine enters my stomach and I recall the night. With one drink, I pour out all my emotions, and I look at the world with a drunken smile... Is that okay?"

Ye Qiuling: (⊙_⊙)

Regardless of whether it is neat or not, I can come up with a poem in just a moment.

The scary thing is, he was writing poetry with beer.

Beer!

"Don't envy me too much."

He acted so cool in front of Brother Qiu. Xiao Mu was so proud of himself, "You become proficient in any field after a long time. For example, I was single for 18 years, and I can tell how many women have walked on the street just by smelling the air. I can even tell if they're single, married, divorced, or widowed. Of course, if you give me some time, I can even smell out gynecological problems."

Ye Qiuling: ...

This, this is too much, right?

"Brother Qiu, do you think I'm awesome?"

Xiao Mu put his arms around her waist while laughing.

"I don't know whether it's powerful or not."

Ye Qiuling didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm a little envious."

"Do you envy my talent and eloquence?"

Xiao Mu winked, "A clever one?"

"Do not."

Ye Qiuling covered her mouth and smiled, "I envy your shamelessness!"

Xiao Mu: ...

I like this kind of girl who knows everything and tells me everything.

Just wait and see how I’ll deal with you, little devil, tonight!