Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Xiao Mu, who had won two first-class police merits, was actually very happy.

I want to go home and give Brother Qiu a surprise.

However, Ye Qiuling blocked him at the door in the backyard and said she wanted to give him a surprise.

"Naughty."

Xiao Mu raised his lips to a meaningful smile, "Brother Qiu, do you want to play some exciting games with me?"

"Close your eyes now."

Ye Qiuling hugged his waist and started to act cute and coquettish, "Hurry up."

"Okay, okay." Xiao Mu closed his eyes.

Ye Qiuling was worried, so she took out an eye mask and put it on his face.

She took his hand and walked into the house.

It was so mysterious. Could it be that he wanted to play role-playing with me... Xiao Mu began to look forward to it, and a smile gradually spread across his face.

Now I can smell his stirring hormones even through his clothes.

As he walked, Xiao Mu realized something was wrong.

Ye Qiuling did not lead him to the bathroom or the bedroom.

But went to...the study?

What is Brother Qiu going to do?

I’m warning you, don’t seduce me. I’m a policeman and I have a gun!

Ye Qiuling stopped, took off the blindfold from his face, and said delicately, "You can open your eyes now."

Xiao Mu said jokingly: "Actually, there's no need to do this. We're an old married couple, we can do it in bed... huh?"

The moment he opened his eyes, he was stunned.

A pile of boxes was placed in front of him.

Graphics card, CPU, memory, hard drive, chassis, monitor...

Someone once said: Most boys have a small dream, which is to own a top-of-the-line computer of their own!

"Fuck!"

Ecstasy surged like a tide, and Xiao Mu was so excited that he almost jumped up. His eyes flashed with uncontrollable excitement, and his mouth trembled with excitement. "This, this... is for me?"

"Ah."

Ye Qiu'er's beautiful eyes sparkled as she pecked at his head.

Looking at Xiao Mu's surprised and excited expression.

Her heart seemed to be filled with something.

“Is this something I can have?”

Excited Xiao Mu came to the 'Top Family Bucket' and was shocked and ecstatic. "And there's a full set of Eyes of the Prodigal Son, my god!"

I sat on the ground happily like a child, my hands shaking a little as I unpacked the box.

Ye Qiuling squatted beside him, looking at him with a smile, sharing his joy.

She doesn't know computers.

But I saw this sentence online: Want a boy's life? Buy him a computer. If it's a top-of-the-line one, he'll still love you even if you break his leg!

Sudden.

Xiao Mu hugged her tightly and murmured, "Brother Qiu."

"Ah."

"Give me a slap in the face of love, let me feel the truth."

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu'er hugged his neck with a sweet giggle and kissed him happily.

But Xiao Mu pushed her to the ground and kissed her fiercely.

Ye Qiuling, who was kissed by her lover, laughed so hard that her body shook with laughter.

After the laughter.

Xiao Mu held Brother Qiu in his arms and stared blankly at the family bucket in front of him.

Sometimes, some things are not about money.

But there is someone who gives you what you have ever wanted most.

Being touched is a momentary thing.

But for men, this moment is often enough!

Xiao Mu took half an hour to install the computer.

It took another half an hour to set up the system and download the software.

When he opened LOL and logged in, he felt elevated.

There is only one word: awesome!

That's right.

It’s so damn cool to use a top-of-the-line computer to play League of Legends, which only requires an integrated graphics card.

It was fun playing Yasuo.

He was as fierce as a tiger in his actions, but the result was 0-5.

Don’t worry about such trivial matters… Xiao Mu looked at the cute Ye Qiuling beside him.

How could there be such a woman in the world?

I really want to sleep with her!

Taking out his cell phone, Xiao Mu took a few photos and started sending them to the dormitory group.

If a top-of-the-line computer is not used to show off, it will be meaningless.

A few seconds of silence.

The group exploded.

Boss: Holy shit!

Second child: Oh my god.

The third brother: Oh my god, the whole system has the Eye of the Prodigal and the Alien monitor?

Lao Si: I kneel down, I kneel down to the big guy who has a top-of-the-line computer.

Lao Wu: Dad, please have pity on the child and let me touch him.

Xiao Mu put down his phone contentedly.

This is youth, this is life!

……

By the afternoon.

Xiao Mu didn't let Ye Qiuling cook.

Instead, he took Brother Qiu to show off to his adopted sons.

A small restaurant outside the school.

A group of young people were eating, drinking and laughing.

"Something."

Lao Wu announced seriously, "I'm ready to fall in love."

As a result... no one paid any attention to him.

"No, you're going too far."

Lao Wu shouted angrily, "I want to fall in love."

"Then you can talk about it, it's so fresh."

Xiao Mu smiled and asked, "Where are you from?"

"I flirted with her online."

Lao Wu chuckled foolishly, "Peking University."

"I'll go, sure, Lao Wu."

The second brother teased, "Trafficking women for five years."

"Hahahaha..." everyone burst into laughter.

Lao Wu:......

Can't you just be human?

"I really like it."

Lao Wu gave everyone a middle finger and said, "I'm planning to get married."

"marry?"

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "The betrothal gift is 38 yuan."

"..."

Lao Wu's face turned pale. "Well, then I won't marry her. But we can just have a relationship, right?"

"Okay."

Xiao Mu nodded. "Every time we meet up, we spend 1000 a month on meals, movies, amusement parks, and small gifts. If we check into a hotel, that's five times a month, so I think it's at least 1000... By the way, Lao Wu, how much is your monthly living expenses?"

Old Five: (￣w￣;)

The whole person was stunned.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Look how scared the child is, he is stunned.

"I'm kidding, it's not that scary."

Xiao Mu had teased Lao Wu enough and consoled him: "If you don't believe me, ask Lao Si, the sea turtle."

"Why am I a sea turtle? I really love it, right?"

The fourth one was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, "Why do you have to force your presence on me? I just want to watch you guys act cool."

"No joke."

The fifth brother looked at Ye Qiuling, who was picking vegetables for Xiao Mu like a young wife, and asked, "Sixth brother, how can I find true love?"

"Love?"

Xiao Mu thought for a moment and stretched out a hand.

Everyone was surprised and stared at the hand, but saw nothing.

Then, they saw Xiao Mu clench his hands and pass them to Ye Qiuling, "Brother Qiu, I have a piece of candy in my hand. It's very sweet. Do you want some?"

Ye Qiuling was slightly stunned.

The others looked at Xiao Mu as if he were an idiot.

Do you have a piece of candy in your hand?

but……

Ye Qiuling came back to her senses and pecked her head, "Eat."

In an instant, the five young men were all dumbfounded and confused.

Xiao Mu looked at Lao Wu and asked with a smile, "Do you understand?"

There is no such thing as true love or false love in this world.

But there is someone who is willing to be stupid around you!