Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

"Go home!"

Carrying a suitcase, Xiao Mu was carrying the shy Qiu Ge in his father's arms as he rushed into the house.

Ye Qiuling felt amused and helpless, but more than that, she was happy.

She is pampering him.

Wasn't he pampering her in his own way?

Walking into the master bedroom, the two of them fell on the bed.

Fatigue set in after several days of crazy fun.

This refers to Ye Qiuling.

Xiao Mu’s physique... forget it, I won’t talk about it.

Ye Qiuling lay in the child's arms, whimpering, too tired to move.

"Would you like me to do my utmost to help Brother Qiu take a bath?"

Xiao Mu kissed her forehead and said, "Don't get me wrong, this is just good brothers helping each other. Even if we saw something, we would just watch the game in a civilized manner."

"Hit you."

Ye Qiuling looked half coquettish and half angry, "Little pervert."

"Brother Qiu, it seems you don't understand me yet. This is not right."

Facing her coquettish behavior, Xiao Mu felt his bones soften. "Otherwise, why would you have such a twisted misunderstanding of a good young man?"

Ye Qiu'er refused to listen to his nonsense and punched him with her little fist.

"Sometimes people can't be so angry. You have to learn to communicate."

Xiao Mu laughed and held her hand, "Then let's be lazy for a day."

After saying that, she hugged Brother Qiu and closed her eyes.

Ye Qiu'er's face flushed bright red, and she closed her eyes while resting her head on his arm.

They didn't know how long they slept.

Anyway, when I woke up, it was already midnight.

Everyone's stomach is growling with hunger.

Ye Qiuling, who had recovered her spirit, took the child to the bathroom.

After helping him take a shower, I went to cook. Xiao Mu was making trouble.

Just as they were playing and laughing, the cell phone rang.

"Who is it?" Ye Qiuling was surprised.

"Your brother."

Xiao Mu curled his lips at the incoming call and answered it. "Why are you calling in the middle of the night? Don't you have a sex life?"

Brother Qiu on the side punched him with his pink fist.

But Xiao Mu caught it and bit it.

Ye Wu's voice was very depressed. "Let me ask you something. Do you chase girls?"

Xiao Mu: ???

He took his phone down to check the incoming call.

It’s Ye Wu, for sure. Why does it feel like I’ve walked into the wrong set?

"How old are you this year?" Xiao Mu looked confused.

"What do you mean?" Ye Wu was also confused.

"How dare you, a grown man, ask an 18-year-old how to pursue girls?"

Xiao Mu laughed, "Aren't you ashamed to ask such a question?"

"..."

Ye Wu fell silent for a while. "Forget it, I..."

"No, I'm just a trembling spectator right now, I've already bought the melon seeds."

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Tell me, what's going on?"

at the same time.

Ye Qiuling's little head also stretched over and eavesdropped.

Hey, woman.

He even wants to eat his own brother’s melon... Xiao Mu was so happy.

"Just tell me whether you will chase her or not and that's it."

Ye Wu was obviously a little angry and embarrassed, mainly because of shame.

"How should I know? I've never chased anyone before."

Xiao Mu glanced at Brother Qiu in his arms and said seriously, "If it were me, I would just go for A and not care about him so much."

Ye Qiu'er narrowed her eyes, stared into his, and observed secretly.

"Nothing. If this trick worked, I would have used it long ago."

Ye Wu sneered, "I thought you knew everything. I overestimated you."

"I'm going to disagree with this."

Xiao Mu got angry. "Then tell me, have you ever had dinner with her? Have you ever been together with her?"

In fact, he knew who it was.

Sister Li, right?

They all pretend, thinking no one can see it.

Two little ostriches!

"Ah this..."

Ye Wu thought for a moment, "We grew up together, childhood sweethearts. But later on, her father was implicated by her second uncle, and the family fell into poverty. Then he went to the army. I haven't seen him for many years. Then we met again in the past two years, and she kept avoiding me."

"understood."

Xiao Mu thought for a moment and said, "I may not really understand how to pursue girls, but I know a little bit about psychology, about the relationship between men and women. Do you want to listen?"

"Tell me, I'm waiting." Ye Wu asked anxiously.

"If two people like each other, they will consciously or unconsciously imitate each other's expressions, movements, hobbies, and tone of voice... Remember this, it's very important."

Xiao Mu continued, "There's another important point. If the girl you like eats very little when you're alone together, is very concerned about her image in front of you, and always puts her best foot forward when she sees you, it means she likes you. Men are just the opposite. If a girl doesn't care about her image in front of you and speaks without restraint, then she basically doesn't care about you and doesn't even want to pretend in front of you. Of course, this is before you're together. On the contrary, after you're together, she'll care even less about her image... For example, Brother Qiu, he even sleeps with his legs spread out in front of me now."

Ye Qiuling: ...

Ye Wu: ...

Young man, isn’t it good to be alive?

"Any more?"

Ye Wu asked excitedly.

"A woman who likes you has no bottom line in front of you."

Xiao Mu looked at Brother Qiu in his arms, "Even if she knows it's wrong, she will hypnotize herself, even if she makes a mistake. There's a saying that's true: if someone likes you, no matter how stupid the trick is, she'll fall for it!"

Ye Wu was silent.

He thought of the cup of soy milk he handed to Li Fang in Ice City.

Ye Qiuling raised the corners of her mouth and buried her face in Xiao Mu's arms.

He knows everything!

"Thanks, bro."

Ye Wu's mouth was trembling with excitement.

"Bring it to me as soon as possible. I'm talking about your identity as my sister-in-law."

Xiao Mu said jokingly, "It's not very comfortable to call you Sister Li."

"..."

Ye Wu was stunned for a moment, "You know?"

"You two are the only ones still pretending, treating everyone else in the world as fools."

Xiao Mu laughed, "Even an idiot can see that there's something wrong between you two. If you don't believe me, ask Brother Qiu."

Ye Qiuling was both angry and amused.

You are the fool!

"Then why didn't you say it in the beginning?"

Ye Wu on the other end of the phone was twisting and turning like a maggot.

He was venting the overwhelming shame in his heart.

"Why would you say that? I thought you two were having a great time."

Xiao Mu smiled evilly, "Do you think I'm a good person?"

"What a piece of shit."

Ye Wu was exhausted. "I just felt that the trust between people was gone all of a sudden!"

"Haha..." Xiao Mu hung up the phone with laughter.

I happily carried the food to the restaurant with Brother Qiu and had a meal.

But their happiness was interrupted once again by a cell phone call.

No, who are these? Aren’t you guys sleeping in the middle of the night?

Xiao Mu decided to change his phone tomorrow.

But when I saw that the caller was from the office of the head of national security.

I looked at the time again, 11:27 pm?

At this time, the boss was not resting at home, but in the office.

Xiao Mu's scalp felt a little numb.

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