Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

After returning home, Xiao Mu wore his military uniform and stood proudly in front of Ye Qiuling.

He even deliberately hung the first-class merit medal on his chest and showed it off in front of Brother Qiu.

“Is he handsome?”

"handsome."

"Is it awesome?"

"Bull... then what!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Mu laughed happily and wanted to hug Brother Qiu and give him a kiss.

Ye Qiuling suddenly stepped back.

He pointed at his military uniform with a stern face and shook his head.

Xiao Mu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized.

Military uniforms represent soldiers and defending the country.

It's not something you wear to get intimate with women.

Don't seek death!

Xiao Mu scratched his head awkwardly, "It's my fault. I almost forgot because I was so happy."

I was indeed a little excited and forgot the rules.

But how did Brother Qiu know all this?

After Xiao Mu took off his military uniform, he watched Ye Qiuling help him hang it in the closet.

She took his hand and went to the bathroom again.

The bathtub is filled with water.

Xiao Mu took a comfortable bath while Ye Qiuling massaged his shoulders.

"It doesn't hurt anymore?"

"Ah."

"Speaking of which, how long does menstruation last?"

"..."

"Hey, just curious, don't get me wrong."

Xiao Mu began to brainwash Brother Qiu, "We can be good brothers, and good brothers can't have secrets."

Ye Qiuling pursed her lips and rolled her eyes cutely.

Just treat me as a fool and keep fooling me.

"By the way, Brother Qiu, do you know what the Eighth Company of Coquettishness is?"

Xiao Mu said earnestly, "This is a skill that every girl must learn. You must learn it too."

"Aegyo Company Eight?"

Ye Qiuling blinked her big, KISS ME eyes.

"that is……"

Xiao Mu deliberately put on a pretentious tone, pretending to speak like a girl, "Is it okay? Is it okay? Please, please, please, I don't care, you are the best, I love you, I want it..."

After he finished speaking, he shuddered.

I can't stand it, I'm so embarrassed that I'm shaking all over.

Ye Qiuling felt unwell.

He looked at Xiao Mu as if he was a pervert.

Eh~ So disgusting!

"How about it, can you learn it?"

Xiao Mu deliberately tempted, "If you can learn it, I'll give you anything you want. Otherwise, how about I cut off two of my classmates' ribs to help you have fun?"

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu'er smiled and patted his head.

This thing is not suitable for removal!

After taking a shower, change into home clothes.

Xiao Mu went to the master bedroom.

Ignoring Ye Qiu'er's blushing cheeks and rolling eyes, he jumped onto the bed.

Then he hugged the little beauty's waist and smiled evilly.

Isn't he afraid?

Damn, I got into bed based on my own ability, why should I be so scared?

A blush crept up Ye Qiu'er's smiling face, and she reached out to hit him.

But when Xiao Mu buried his face in her arms.

Her little hands changed from hitting to stroking the dog's head.

Holding her child, her eyes became gentle and soft.

I can feel his fatigue.

I know he's been exhausted lately.

It was even clearer that he was killing people outside and the blood was flowing like a river.

But Ye Qiu'er didn't ask, nor did she say anything.

But know everything!

After a while, the sound of snoring from a sleeping person came from my arms.

Ye Qiuling raised her lips and lay down with him.

She held Xiao Mu's head in her arms, buried her cheek in his short hair, and slowly closed her eyes.

do not forget.

You still owe your good brother a confession!

……

Xiao Mu slept soundly that night.

When I opened my eyes, I found myself lying in a soft embrace.

He saw Brother Qiu's beautiful eyes, smiling at him.

Xiao Mu pretended to be stupid and buried his face in Ye Qiu'er's arms again, feeling very comfortable.

"stand up."

Ye Qiuling smiled and said angrily, her voice had a soft and charming charm.

"I can't afford it."

Xiao Mu grunted a few times like a lazy pig and nuzzled in her arms.

Ye Qiu'er's cheeks flushed and her eyes sparkled with moisture.

But he couldn't control the smile on his face. "Why are you pestering me?"

"Comfortable." Xiao Mu said sullenly.

"But……"

"No buts."

Xiao Mu acted like a rogue, "We are good brothers."

"Brothers?"

Ye Qiuling smiled hazily, "Is that all that's left?"

"correct."

Xiao Mu said nonsense seriously, "Good brothers are like this, it's called love for each other."

"shameless."

Ye Qiuling smiled and patted his head, "Go eat, you'll be starving."

"What should I do if I don't remember?"

Xiao Mu hummed in her arms, "Will there be a kiss?"

Ye Qiuling narrowed her eyes and said, "Good brothers are not allowed to kiss each other."

"Ah this?"

Xiao Mu was stunned. He looked up and stared at her blankly.

Is this just shooting yourself in the foot?

"but……"

Ye Qiuling's round, crystal-clear face flushed with shyness, and she was charming and intoxicating. "We can!"

You lowered your head and pecked his lips.

Trick me?

After coming to his senses, Xiao Mu pounced on Qiu Ge and bit her little mouth.

Ye Qiu'er screamed and laughed, becoming extremely charming in an instant.

They were playing and fighting on the bed like two children.

At last……

Ye Qiu'er was coaxed into a wet kiss while she was in a daze.

And unknowingly.

Even my pajamas were almost taken off by the stinky kid...

……

Xiao Mu, who had a good sleep, was full of energy.

Standing in the kitchen, hugging Brother Qiu's waist.

While watching her cook, he took out his phone to check WeChat.

He would laugh strangely from time to time, causing the beauty to look back and roll her eyes.

"Brother Qiu, my rebellious sons are being naughty again."

"Oh?"

"Lao Si is dating someone online. His girlfriend asked him what he liked about her. Guess what he said?"

"what?"

"He said he liked his girlfriend to be as beautiful as a flower. His girlfriend asked the fourth brother, and then what? The fourth brother replied... he was in charge of flower arrangement."

"Pfft~"

Ye Qiuling burst into laughter, her body shaking, "You filthy scoundrel!"

"Yes, the fourth one is a stinky hooligan."

Xiao Mu nodded, "How can you talk to a girl like that?"

"I'm talking about you." Ye Qiuling glared at him.

Don't think I'll forget that you just took off my pajamas!

"Don't be like this, we are good brothers."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes and changed the subject, "Brother Qiu, I saw a question yesterday. Many people answered it in a very interesting way. Do you want to listen?"

"Really?" Ye Qiuling was a little curious.

“Someone asked, what behavior of your partner do you hate the most?”

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "A boy answered, 'What I hate most is a partner who doesn't shave and nags all day long, like a woman.'"

Ye Qiuling: ...

A guy's partner has a beard and looks like a woman?

Her brain is a little twisted.

"Then the second boy continued to answer."

Xiao Mu smirked, "He said he hated it most when his girlfriend told him that all the oysters, kidneys, and leeks we had tonight were fed to the dogs."

Ye Qiuling: (￣□￣)

What do oysters, kidneys and leeks mean?

"The third boy answered again."

Xiao Mu couldn't help but almost laughed, "He said he hated it most because every time he went to see his girlfriend he had to spend 998. It was too expensive."

Ye Qiuling: (⊙_⊙)

Spending money to see your girlfriend, 998 every time?

What the hell are these boys’ girlfriends?