Dreaming back to 1949, the great powers were there to deceive us

When Hu Zhenhua was inspecting the road construction, he suddenly saw a familiar figure: Taoist Taiyi!

Almost at the same time when Hu Zhenhua looked at him, the old Taoist noticed it keenly and looked over here.

Their eyes met and they nodded to each other!

Taiyi is dealing with a Feng Shui incident.

The cause was that the road was widened and a farmer needed to relocate his grave, but he was unwilling to do so, so the staff invited a Taoist priest to perform a ritual and pray for him.

The same incident has happened many times recently.

Some accused Xie Zhiyu of destroying the feng shui by opening mountains and building roads, some were instigated by enemy spies, and others were unwilling to relocate.

So, Xie Zhiyu used Feng Shui to control Feng Shui for him!

Taiyi talks endlessly, bubbles and stars fly everywhere,

"Among the five elements, the south belongs to fire, and the east belongs to wood. Bao'an County is located in the southeast, and wood exists within fire. Wood thrives, and fire is naturally abundant! The virtue of fire is brightness, so it should be joyful and peaceful!"

Taiyi waved his whisk, calculated with his fingers, and then changed the subject and shouted,

"But this place is mountainous. The Yu River, which originally flowed from the sea, is blocked between the mountain valleys, unable to flow. It's like water in a pot, suffering. Think about it, everyone. Are you living in poverty, without food and clothing?"

Everyone nodded.

Taiyi was very satisfied with everyone's reaction and continued to fool people.

"Water represents wealth. You are guarding a mountain of treasures, yet you cannot even get enough to eat. How sad and lamentable!"

"Master, please change our fate for us?"

Taiyi muttered something mysteriously before continuing,

"I've calculated everything, and the method to change your destiny lies in your hands! The most urgent task is to connect the wealth from all over the place, so that it can flow and continue to thrive!"

Everyone already understands.

Connect, how to connect?

Of course, it is to build roads and dredge canals.

The old man who wanted to move the grave was obviously resisting and retorted,

"I don't object to building the road, but can you take a detour? My family's ancestral tomb is a golden toad's treasure cave, which will bring great wealth and honor to our descendants!"

The overall terrain here is rounded, resembling the planet Venus. This rounded shape is believed to represent the concentration of energy and aura, like the fullness of a golden toad's body.

The terrain behind the acupuncture point is higher and thicker, just like the head of a golden toad has solid support, which means there is a solid "backer" that can bring stable aura and good feng shui pattern to the tomb.

Taiyi had already surveyed it and immediately answered,

"This is indeed a rare and excellent burial site. The fortune teller who found this spot is truly skilled. However, no auspicious burial site is isolated and must be viewed within a wider context!"

Everyone is trying to make a living, so we cannot blame others for their poor physiognomy skills. Instead, we should change the way we say it.

Taiyi pointed towards the Xiangjiang River and shouted,

"That's where the incident happened. After the red-haired ghost stole the place, the Golden Toad Cave was broken into. That's because the red-haired ghost came from the west, and the west is associated with metal, which represents killing and plundering. No matter how much wealth you have, it won't be enough for him to plunder!"

The old man thought about it carefully and realized that it was true.

"Master, you are truly amazing! Our family has indeed been ruined since the arrival of the red-haired ghost!"

Hu Zhenhua saw clearly that Taiyi's eyes were always on the old man. From the latter's clothes and facial expression, he could tell that this man came from a poor family.

Fortune telling is actually about observing other people's expressions and testing them with words to see how they react.

In fact, it was not just the old man's family. Almost all the people became impoverished after the country became semi-feudal and semi-colonial.

Taiyi waved his whisk again and continued,

"There are three solutions. The best is to drive away the red-haired ghost, the middle is to move the grave, and the worst is to move your family a thousand miles away!"

He continued to sigh,

"When the big river rises, the small rivers overflow; when the big river dries up, the small rivers dry up. The fate of an individual is closely linked to the fate of a nation. If the entire county is impoverished, even a single family can hardly become rich! Look at Luo Yaozu, his family was destroyed overnight. His ancestral tomb was once a prime location, but because of his conservative and unchanging ways, it has brought disaster to future generations!"

The old man was frightened and said quickly,

"Master, I would like to move my grave. Please choose a good and auspicious grave for me."

Taiyi was very satisfied with the old man's choice. In fact, he didn't give a choice at all. The best option was to drive away the red-haired ghost, which was naturally impossible. The worst option was to leave his hometown, which the old man was unwilling to do, so he had to move the grave!

"Wulian Tianzun, your actions have benefited the present and future generations. You have accumulated endless merits for future generations! As long as you work diligently and behave honestly, blessings will naturally follow! As for an auspicious burial site, Yunwen Mountain Cemetery is the best place. I will select a precious site for you!"

The old man immediately knelt down and kowtowed.

"Thank you, Immortal! Thank you, Immortal!"

Taiyi quickly helped him up and shouted to the people around him,

"Once this road is open, wealth will flow in! Good days are coming for everyone. Roll up your sleeves and work hard. I will protect you from the demons and monsters from the west at Xuanmen! Wuliang Tianzun!"

Everyone shouted.

Hu Zhenhua looked at Taiyi fooling around with a smile. Suddenly, the old Taoist pointed at Hu Zhenhua and shouted,

"That monster, where are you going? I will take you in!"

When the people around heard this, they picked up shovels and carrying poles and rushed over without waiting for the Taoist to call out!

Hu Zhenhua was so angry that his face turned green, and he jumped into the jeep and ran away!

"You old, arrogant old man, wait and see how I'll deal with you later!"

……

That night, Taiyi was arrested.

When he was released from the sack, he pulled the rag out of his mouth and started cursing.

"Hu Zhenhua, you bastard, get out here!"

Old Hu came over from behind him, tut-tutting his tongue.

"I haven't settled today's accounts yet, and you're already getting excited!"

After Taiyi regained his freedom, he picked up his whisk, jumped up, sat down in the main seat with a majestic posture, and said coldly,

"There's a car in front, and tracks behind! If you hadn't provoked the Taoist priest, how could this have happened today?"

Hu Zhenhua touched his nose and thought for a long time, but he still couldn't figure out where he had offended him.

"Master, are there any misunderstandings between us? I, Hu Zhenhua, have enemies everywhere. Could it be that one of the scoundrels I'm dealing with is a relative of yours?"

"Bullshit! I'm an outsider, how could I have any relatives? Even if I did, if they dared to do evil, I would kill them for justice. It's not your turn to do anything! Let me ask you, did you come up with the name Taiyi?"

Hu Zhenhua: ￥%…

It turns out the roots are here!

"Isn't this my admiration for you..."

"Bullshit! The Taoist name Taiyi can't be used casually! I've been badly hurt by you. When I meet fellow disciples, they are so disgusting that they accuse me of betraying my master and ancestors! In the Taoist sect, I'm no different from a rat crossing the street!"

In philosophical systems like Taoism, Taiyi is often viewed as a primordial, supreme being, akin to the concept of "Tao," representing the root and essence of all things in the universe. It is an abstract being that transcends concrete things, imbued with infinite creativity and vitality.

The image of Taiyi Zhenren is widely circulated in film and television works such as Investiture of the Gods and Nezha. His chubby image has brought endless laughter to people.

Hu Zhenhua suddenly thought of himself, what if there really are gods in this world?

He shuddered!

But he soon returned to normal and comforted himself in his heart: Master, you have a broad mind, so you would not agree with a small person like me, right?

The old Taoist continued to curse.

Suddenly, Zhuge Lin rushed in. The old Taoist thought he was here to beat him up, so he shut up immediately, turned over and hid behind the sofa, staring at the newcomer vigilantly.

Zhuge handed a talisman to Lao Hu and said anxiously,

"Chairman, you've become a rat crossing the street now!"

The talisman depicts a suppressed rat, but its face is that of Hu Zhenhua! Simple lines bring him to life!

Zhuge Lin continued,

"The people are going crazy, saying you're a rat from Tushita Palace, tempted to descend to the mortal realm. Wherever you go, you bring disaster. If you encounter one, beat it half to death and then drive it away. But don't kill it, or the Daozu will hold you accountable!"

Hu Zhenhua slammed the table and stood up, pointing at the old Taoist's nose and cursing,

"You idiot, you're going to kill me, right?"

Taiyi responded sharply, saying,

"You were the first to kill me. I used to live a carefree life on both sides of the Yangtze River, but now I've been driven to this smoky and humid land in the south! I'm new here, and I'm not used to the climate. I almost lost my life!"

Hu Zhenhua's momentum weakened, but he was not merciful at all.

"Even if I'm wrong, I gave you a high-end image, and what did you give me? Rat, how can I continue to do business here in the future? Look at how poor this place is. If I don't invest, the people will starve!"

"I only said you were a rat, I didn't say anyone else in your company was a rat! You can't come, let them come!"

Hu Zhenhua: ￥……%

"You need to change your image immediately. Even if you become the fire-burning boy from Tushita Palace, I can accept you!"

The old Taoist raised his head,

"You must change my Taoist name first!"

"I don't even know where your fellow disciples are, how can I change it for you?"

"You did it, and I have no control over how you fix it. If I can't return to the north, you'll only be known as a rat in your next life. Right now, you're just in Baoan County. If you don't solve the problem for me quickly, I'll fight you to death!"

Hu Zhenhua kicked over the table in front of him and shouted,

"I'm not afraid of you! Believe it or not, I'll erect a statue for you right now to show you what I'm doing!"

"This will bring me fame, I couldn't ask for more!"

Old Hu was dumbfounded. This guy was like a hedgehog and he couldn't even bite him!

Hu Zhenhua rolled his eyes and threatened,

"Believe it or not, I will label you a cult member and shoot you!"

The old Taoist was not afraid of the threat at all, he laughed and said,

"In order to escape capture, the big rat framed Taiyi Zhenren, which further confirmed the fact that you are a big rat!"

Hu Zhenhua: ￥……%

It seems that we can't force him on this matter, we have to take a roundabout way.

Old Hu calmed down and said with a smile,

"Master, you are obsessed with appearances, aren't you? Let me ask you, if becoming Taiyi Zhenren could benefit the world, would you do it or not?"

The old Taoist waved his whisk and shouted,

"Wulian Tianzun! I am now using the name of Taiyi Zhenren to appease the people and ask them to make way for public works. For the sake of the people of the world, I am willing to sacrifice my life!"

These words were spoken passionately.

Lao Hu looked at him with a strange look. 90% of those who act righteous are just acting.

Hu Zhenhua straightened his chest.

"Hu is no exception. For the sake of national rejuvenation and national prosperity, I am willing to sacrifice myself to feed the tiger and fight the red-haired devils with wisdom and courage. If one day I am exposed, do not grieve, please keep moving forward! If you don't sacrifice, and I don't sacrifice, do we have to let our descendants sacrifice?"

Taiyi rubbed his eyebrows.

When it comes to talking nonsense, Hu Zhenhua is the best!

You have billions of wealth, enjoy a beautiful wife and concubines, and you still have the nerve to say that you are feeding a tiger with your own body. If that is the case, then you are feeding a tigress!

Taiyi folded his hands, looked at Lao Hu, and said with a smile,

"The people of Bao'an County are in dire straits. Since you are so enlightened, why not donate your fishing boats, meatballs, cannery, and everything else?"

Hu Zhenhua: ￥……%

"Within ten years, I won't take a single cent of profit from these companies!"

"Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

Seeing that his attitude had softened somewhat, Hu Zhenhua asked tentatively,

"Master, what do you think of my situation?"

The old Taoist continued to wave his whisk, chanted the Taoist name and said,

"As the old saying goes: 'To transcend the ordinary and attain sainthood, one must attain the Tao and become an immortal.' Every blade of grass and every tree in heaven has achieved enlightenment through countless lifetimes of hard work. Just like a mouse, it can only achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven after shedding its flaws. You are obsessed!"

Hu Zhenhua was confused and didn't understand what he meant.

Taiyi looked at him with a half-smile and continued,

"In the name of Taiyi, I confer upon you the title of Immortal Changxu! I hope you will soon complete your earthly journey, attain enlightenment, and be re-inducted into the ranks of the immortals, the Infinite Heavenly Venerable!"

Hu Zhenhua finally came to his senses. The old Taoist's words meant only one thing: Letting you, you bastard, become a rat in the Tushita Palace is a blessing you have earned through several lifetimes. Don't be ungrateful!

The key point is that this guy was canonized under the name of Taiyi!

Hu Zhenhua jumped up, waved his fists, and cursed,

"You swindling idiot, I'm going to beat you to death!"

"Evil beast, you want to rebel against Tiangang!"

Seeing that the old Taoist priest was about to run away, Hu Zhenhua shouted,

"Zhuge, stop him!"

When the old Taoist saw Zhuge trying to block the door, he roared,

"Youngster, this is a personal grudge between us True Lords. Mortals are not allowed to get involved!"

Zhuge Lin was frightened by his lion roar and lost his mind. Before he could react, the old Taoist dodged and escaped from beside him.

This guy is thin and his movements are extremely agile!

When Hu Zhenhua chased him out, he had already climbed over the wall and ran away!