A Buddhist who is abstinent? Then who is the crying monster in her arms?

Spring goes and winter comes, and the end of the year is approaching.

In the blink of an eye, Luo Yunyan was already more than eight months pregnant.

Because he was worried that Luo Yunyan would start to develop stretch marks in the early stages of pregnancy, Jiang Yining specially bought her a bunch of pregnancy oil.

In the end, it was of no use because she didn't have any...

That is, when she first wanted to prevent it, Luo Yunyan asked Gu Shilin to apply it on her for a while, but she used less than half a bottle.

Later, she found that no stretch marks had appeared and her skin was still as smooth and elastic as before, so she started to get lazy.

Even when Gu Shilin asked her to wipe it, she refused.

After all, every time this bastard is asked to rub some oil, he also wants to take some oil at the same time.

It’s so annoying that she is always in a mess!

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As for the pile of unused pregnancy oil...it was naturally left for Jiang Yining to use when she got pregnant with Xiao Xiaoning and Xiao Xiaosi in the future.

In every home of Luo Yunyan, the elders had decorated the children's rooms early on.

They say that no matter where they go, they must provide their good great-grandchildren/grandchildren/nephews/nieces with a comfortable living environment.

Although her due date was after the Lantern Festival, if the timing was correct she could have spent the Spring Festival peacefully, but twins are usually born prematurely.

So the delivery bag and baby's clothes were prepared early and placed in the car she usually took to go to the hospital.

Everyone was on high alert, and with just a flick of their fingers, they all rushed over to ask her what she needed.

It feels like everyone is just doing the work of feeding, sleeping, and going to the toilet for her.

The medical team and the delivery room and wards on the top floor of Rockefeller Hospital are always ready.

The whole family is ready to go.

There is also Luo Yunyi, who just returned from vacation in Lost. Every day he holds a doll and learns how to hold a baby.

The highly intelligent genius recognized in the wealthy circle also began to cram for the exams.

Because they wanted to add a little more surprise, Luo Yunyan and Gu Shilin did not deliberately check the gender of the cubs.

Wouldn't it be alright to just wait until the baby is born and then take a look at it in person?

Anyway, no matter whether it is a boy or a girl, they are her and Gu Shilin's children.

After everyone understood what she meant, they bought baby clothes in neutral styles instead of just blue and pink.

It's just that her brothers and sisters secretly bought a lot of clothes for the baby girl, and they were smug about it, thinking that she didn't know.

……

Although her belly is getting bigger, Luo Yunyan's figure has not changed much.

What should be big should be big, and what should be small should be small.

So much so that when she looked in the mirror, she always felt like she had just stuffed a pillow inside her clothes.

The two cubs were indeed very well-behaved during her pregnancy and hardly ever bothered her.

But as the fetus grew and her belly grew bigger, her body still felt a little uncomfortable.

For example, when she was standing, she couldn't see her feet when she looked down.

And as the fetus grew larger, the change in her body's center of gravity increased the burden on her leg muscles, so her leg cramps became more frequent.

In addition, the enlarged uterus pressed on her bladder and hips, causing her hips to always hurt and she had to get up at night more and more often.

She lived in the United States time in China because she couldn't get a good night's sleep at night, let alone with Gu Shilin who was sleeping in the same bed with her.

As soon as she made any noise, Gu Shilin would immediately open his eyes and ask what was wrong.

When it’s time to massage someone’s legs, I’ll help them turn over; when it’s time to get up at night, I’ll help them go to the bathroom.

Every night when taking a shower, Gu Shilin had to wait outside the bathroom.

As the baby got older, he became even more worried and even helped her take a bath.

Gu Shilin had no romantic thoughts in his mind and was conscientiously working as a bath scrubber.

Looking at the belly that was getting bigger and bigger and seemed about to burst, all I felt was heartache and self-blame.

But there was nothing he could do. All he could do was point at her belly every day and warn the little thing inside to be well behaved.

Isn't it enough to just jump around a few times during the day to prove that you're still alive?

What are you doing at night? Do you think your mother's belly is a bar?

His sweet baby was already feeling unwell, and if these two little ones continued to move around, his sweet baby would only feel worse.

However, if Luo Yunyan was not feeling unwell, Gu Shilin would also praise her.

Sometimes she kisses her belly, sometimes she high-fives the two kids.

The head of the Gu family also used the combination of kindness and strictness and the same tactics he usually used to treat his company employees on his two unborn children.

As Luo Yunyan's due date drew closer, Gu Shilin became so anxious that he couldn't sleep all night and would always wake up in the middle of the night.

The originally handsome face gradually developed a layer of light blue under the eyes.

Luo Yunyan woke up in the middle of the night several times and found that the old man was always staring at her in the room with only a night light on.

It's just... really fucking creepy.

……

This night.

When Gu Shilin came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw Luo Yunyan sitting on the head of the bed in a daze.

After confirming that his hands were warm, he stepped forward and touched her bulging belly, and asked softly,

"What's wrong? Are they bothering you again?"

Luo Yunyan shook her head and patted the seat beside her.

"Sit down and let's talk."

Gu Shilin was stunned for a moment, then sat down next to her and hugged her in his arms.

"what happened?"

"You've been in a bad state recently. Are you scared?"

Luo Yunyan asked this question in a firm tone.

Gu Shilin rested his chin on her shoulder, hummed in a muffled voice, and said in a hoarse voice,

"It's said that when a woman enters the delivery room, it's like one foot has stepped into the gates of hell. And I've looked up information and it shows there are a series of sequelae to the body after childbirth.

"Carrying one child is already very damaging to your body, and now it's two at once. The closer I get to the birth, the more scared I become."

Luo Yunyan raised her hand and touched his still slightly damp hair.

"I'm not even scared, but you're starting to have prenatal anxiety?"

Gu Shilin's throat was choked with sobs.

"I'm really happy to have our baby, but I can't afford to gamble... I can't trade your health for it. If that's the case, I'd rather not..."

Before Gu Shilin finished speaking, Luo Yunyan interrupted him by covering her stomach with both hands.

"Don't listen, kids! This is a bad review! Your dad was just drunk and talking nonsense. You didn't hear anything."

These words are not for children to hear, as they are not conducive to a harmonious father-son relationship in the future.

In response, she got two obvious footprints on her belly that arched up simultaneously.

Well, it can be seen that the person involved understood it, and he was very angry.

If you could speak, you wouldn't know how dirty your curses would be.

After the two footprints disappeared, Luo Yunyan began to comfort the man beside her.

"Can't you just think of me as something nice? I have a good physique, so there won't be any problems. And didn't Lao Jiang come into the delivery room with me? As for postpartum recovery, that's also a piece of cake."

Gu Shilin was silent. He did not believe the polite words used to comfort him at all. Instead, his worries became even heavier.

Seeing that he remained silent, Luo Yunyan changed her strategy and started to attack him.

"As for you, you've been staying up late at night lately and have scared me several times. That's fine, but the problem is that you've got dark circles under your eyes, and your appearance has plummeted.

If I find you're still as ugly as you are now after I give birth, then I'll just run away with the baby."

"Don't take the child with you. Just take me with you when you run away." Gu Shilin rubbed her neck dependently.

"Dark circles will disappear after a while, but the damage to your body caused by childbirth is permanent."

Luo Yunyan rolled her eyes to the sky.

"You're really almost done. You're anxious yourself, and you're making me anxious too? Can you just keep your heart to yourself?"

Didn't you say that? You should train your son to be your successor as soon as possible. You should retire at 40 and take me around the world.

You'll be almost 28 after the Lunar New Year. Instead of sitting here and thinking about all sorts of things, you should focus on preparing lessons and thinking about how to train your successor."

Gu Shilin followed her words and imagined the routes and scenes of his future trip around the world, and he felt much better.

He tilted his head and pecked her lightly on the cheek.

"Mrs. Gu, please have more faith in your man. He's just teaching two snotty kids, there's no need for preparation. If they can't even learn something this simple, then I have to suspect someone in the hospital switched the babies."

Before Luo Yunyan could respond, the baby in her belly became unhappy and punched him twice.

Who would be a father like this?

Politeness: Is that your daddy?!

Gu Shilin stretched out two fingers, pointed at the two fists, and said coldly,

"Can you please have some sense of boundaries as a child? What's your business if I'm talking to Mom? Go to bed now. If you make a scene again, I'll definitely come after you two when you come out."

Very good, that cures the problem.

The fist disappeared, replaced by two fists...

"Okay, how can anyone be a father like you?"

Luo Yunyan waved his hand away and gave him a cold look.

Gu Shilin argued with her seriously.

"My father-in-law, my younger uncle, my two uncles, my eldest uncle from the Su family, and Uncle Chu, I've seen them threaten their unborn children like this since I was a child. My mom told me that my dad did the same when she was pregnant with me."

The corners of Luo Yunyan's mouth twitched fiercely.

Very good, no wonder these families can become old friends, they are also playing the game of "birds of a feather flock together".

Gu Shilin touched her belly and pursed his lips.

"My dear, I want to accompany you into the delivery room."

Although I have watched many AI-simulated childbirth animations and seen how the pain of childbirth is described in a concrete way on the Internet.

Whether it is a natural birth or a caesarean section, the pain you have to endure is unbearable.

He didn't want her to lie alone on the delivery bed and endure all that, nor did he want to stay outside the delivery room and suffer.

It was torture for him that he couldn't bear the pain for her. He just wanted to and could only be with her all the time.

It’s not so much that he is worried that Luo Yunyan is scared, but rather that he is scared.