A Buddhist who is abstinent? Then who is the crying monster in her arms?

Inverted Triangle was still talking passionately until his mouth became dry, and then he suddenly realized that the atmosphere was too cold.

She secretly looked up and found that this group of people were all looking at her with expressionless faces, so she quickly shut her mouth.

Ye Wuyou curled his lips playfully, "Why aren't you talking anymore? Are you out of words or thirsty? Do you need me to send someone to get you a glass of water?"

This family of three is quite brave. Others would be desperate if they were kidnapped, but this family is so...

One was sleeping in the trunk, one was using the basement filled with torture instruments as the village intelligence bureau, and one's wife was talking incessantly while he dozed off so much that his head was almost falling off.

Inverted Triangle smiled awkwardly, "No, no, I'll shut up now."

"Since you don't want to say anything, it's my turn. Auntie, what you said makes me very unhappy." Ye Wuyou casually pulled out the baton stuck in the waist of his subordinate beside him, walked forward slowly,

"As for me, I've been following my master for over nine years, so I've learned a bit of her style.

Do you know what the most perfect thing I learned is? It is... the best way to punish someone is to hurt the person she loves the most, especially in front of her.

Luo Yunyan: ...Okay, okay, this is how these people are promoting me outside, right?!

"You...what are you going to do?! Hitting people is against the law!!" The inverted triangle was trembling.

"Oh, so you understand the law? Don't you know that violating a woman's will is also illegal?"

Ye Wuyou tapped Wang Yaozu's knee lightly with his baton. "I won't do anything against a woman's will, so I'll let you choose. Do you want to hit the left or the right?"

"No! Don't hit my son! He's still a child! If you want to hit someone, hit me! I'm tough and I can take a beating!!!"

The inverted triangle tried hard to move to the side, trying to protect Wang Yaozu with his body.

Ye Wuyou winked at the people beside him, and his subordinates immediately stepped forward to pull the man away and cover his mouth.

"You're quite a strong mother, aren't you? What a shame! I don't fight against money-losers. Especially someone like you...who treats your own daughter like a money-loser.

As for you saying he is a child? Do you mean a 16-year-old who steals, extorts, bullies classmates, and harasses teachers and female students? Then he is indeed a child.

Ye Wuyou smiled harmlessly, "Auntie, time waits for no one. Since you don't want to choose, and I have difficulty making choices, then I can only leave it to fate."

The subordinates around were all trembling with fear. They asked you to study more, but they didn’t ask you to copy everything!!!

The master laughed. That was a beauty knife, every blow was fatal; why did it become an emetic when it came to you, causing vomiting and diarrhea?

Also, can you please not imitate the master's use of interjections?! It really makes me feel sick!

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"Children, let's play a game. The name of this game is..."

Ye Wuyou used the baton to tap Wang Yaozu's knees back and forth, "Little cock, tap who..."

Before he could finish his words, a pool of light yellow liquid suddenly appeared on the ground, and the color of the cloth between Wang Yaozu's legs also darkened a shade.

“Mmmm!!” Wang Yaozu shook his head desperately and looked at him in horror.

"Tsk, you can't even control your bladder and bowel movements. How dare you call yourself Yaozu? Do you really think you're a mama's boy? I think you should just wear diapers when you go out."

Ye Wuyou frowned in disdain. "It's all your fault. You made me have to count again. It won't be accurate this time. I'll choose whoever the little rooster calls."

As the last word of "who" sounded, the baton in Ye Wuyou's hand fell heavily on Wang Yaozu's knee.

"Well!"

Wang Yaozu's pupils suddenly shrank, and the pain in his knee spread throughout his body through his nerve endings.

The pain made the veins on his forehead and neck more and more obvious, and his body couldn't help but curl up.

"Tsk, I haven't done this kind of physical work for a long time, I'm a little rusty. It just broke, not shattered." Ye Wuyou poked it nonchalantly, turned his head to look at the inverted triangle, his tone somewhat helpless,

"We originally just wanted to talk to your family today, and we didn't intend to hurt anyone, but you are so foul-mouthed and you think everyone else's thoughts are as dirty as yours.

"Then I will have no choice but to enforce justice and punish him severely. But don't worry, I will pay for all the medical expenses. Once my mission is completed, I will send him to the hospital. I will not let your son continue to do evil even after being cured."

Subordinate: Wow, this guy is really a bit of a jerk~

"What are you standing there for? Let him go quickly. It's time for our Yaozu to be put to sleep by his mother. You really have no tact at all!" Ye Wuyou said coldly.

Upon hearing this, the subordinate picked up the inverted triangle and threw it in front of Wang Yaozu.

"Uuuuuuuuuuu!!"

The inverted triangle looked at him worriedly and moved forward to check on his condition.

"Well!"

Wang Yaozu glared at her angrily and reluctantly moved aside, not wanting her to touch him at all.

Glancing at Wang Yaozu's increasingly resentful gaze, Ye Wuyou curled his lips in satisfaction.

This knife will only hurt when it pierces your body.

Only the one you love the most knows where the knife will cause the most blood to flow.

Since this family is not good people, let's lock them up for life and go to hell together.

Ye Wuyou walked up to Wang Ming, squatted down, took the socks from his mouth, and sighed,

"Mr. Wang, have you been waiting for a long time? After being busy for a long time, I can finally talk about the business. It's really not easy."

Wang Ming made a bitter face. "Big Brother, could you please give us a hint? We really don't know where we've offended you all!"

"Hey, you can't just slap someone with this hat on. We're all law-abiding citizens. There's absolutely no such thing as offending anyone. Even if there is, it's up to the law to handle it, don't you agree?"

Ye Wuyou brushed off the non-existent dust on his shoulders and spoke softly.

"Hey, hey, you're right! I've never been to school, so my brain isn't very sharp, so I said the wrong thing, hehe... Then why did you call us here...?"

Wang Ming asked cautiously.

Ye Wuyou sneered in his heart. His brain wasn't very smart? Why did he think his brain was very smart?

"It's not a big deal. My mistress just has some small doubts and wants you to explain them to her."

Luo Yunyan: Who are you calling old?! I'm asking you, who are you calling old?!

"Ask whatever you want! I'll tell you everything I know!" Wang Ming said quickly.

Ye Wuyou held his chin with one hand. "I heard that you have an older brother named Wang Qiang? How well do you know your older brother?"