A Buddhist who is abstinent? Then who is the crying monster in her arms?

Early the next morning.

When Luo Yunyan and Gu Shilin went downstairs, they saw Chu Moxuan lying on the carpet in the living room with his back to them and his butt sticking up, sucking on the Suanni and Shanjun in front of him.

That big face kept moving forward, as if it was going to pounce on them and eat them alive in the next second. If you didn't know, you would think that this guy was their perverted fan.

Unfortunately, the two big guys didn't even glance at him. They just closed their eyes and pretended to sleep, and took turns snoring a few times, trying to make this idiot shut up and get out.

Luo Yunyan couldn't help but twitched her lips, "What are you doing?"

If her knowledge since childhood was correct, these two things she raised should both be cats, right?

Is Chu Moxuan teasing them like dogs? What kind of dogs are they? How can they look so feline?

"You guys are up? I'm just teasing them, can't you see?"

Chu Moxuan sat down on the ground, looked back at them, and continued to stare at the two big guys opposite without blinking, and said in a somewhat resentful tone,

"I chased them around half the continent this morning, and finally they came into your living room and just lay there and wouldn't leave. And they wouldn't let me touch them. I hate animals with such strong boundaries!"

Luo Yunyan nudged the man beside her with her elbow and said in a gloomy tone, "The Chu family is probably finished."

This kid's brain wasn't very bright to begin with, and it became even more obvious after he met these brats of hers. It's such a shame.

Chu Moxuan: Ancestor, with a descendant like me, do you think our family will become a century-old family or a thousand-year-old family?

The Chu family’s ancestor: …I chose to go back to the past, became disillusioned with the world overnight, and went up the mountain to shave my head and become a monk.

"It's okay. Even if he's defeated, we still have Chu Er. Don't worry about him. Let's go have breakfast first."

Gu Shilin did not hide his disgust. He glanced at the humanoid creature on the ground, then hooked his arm around Luo Yunyan's shoulder and went to the restaurant.

I knew this guy wasn't very smart, but I didn't expect him to be equipped with a self-evolution function when he left the factory, making him less and less intelligent.

If he had known this would happen, he would rather continue to beg Luo Yunche to partner with him or go out on his own than drag this idiot into this.

Chu Moxuan: Brother, is it difficult to admit that I have the brains and ability in this area? Is it difficult to admit that you have me in your heart?! Ah!!!

"Can you two keep your voices down or avoid me when you say bad things about me?! I can hear you!!!"

Chu Moxuan rolled his eyes in annoyance and yelled at their backs.

"Roar!" What are you doing?! You won't even let the lion have a good nap, go play over there!

"Ah!" 9494, you bastard, scared this beautiful lady so much! !

Suanni and Shanjun roared at him at the same time, then walked out without looking back.

Chu Moxuan quickly stood up and followed, "Hey, where are you two going? Slow down, wait for me, slurp ...

Suanni, the mountain king: I hate humans who say one thing and do another and don’t keep their word!

……

Gu Shilin looked at the medicinal bath in front of him that was emitting hot steam and a fishy smell, and his expression froze for a moment.

Just now, Baili Qi sent someone over to ask him if he wanted to try Wujizhou's unique fitness secret recipe.

They said this medicinal bath bag had the effects of cleansing the tendons and marrow, strengthening the body, and treating hidden injuries, and they praised it to the skies, saying that the opportunity should not be missed and would never come again.

It is said that Lin Si from Jiang Yining's side next door, Chu Moxuan and Lin Yi from Jiang Ziang's yard have all been hooked up, and he is the only one missing.

Before he even expressed his opinion, Luo Yunyan agreed directly and readily.

But this bucket of stuff in front of him...isn't it true that Bailiqi just scooped up a spoonful of residue from the biogas tank and added water to give him a bath just to make fun of him?

He considered himself a very tolerant person, but this bucket of stuff really made him feel a little overwhelmed.

Baili Qi: ...Spreading rumors and slander, huh? Throwing them into the sea to feed the octopuses as a warning.

Chu Moxuan, Lin Si, Lin Yi: Huh? Why did the version we heard sound like you were already hooking up with her?!?!?!

Gu Shilin asked in a slightly euphemistic tone, "My dear, where does this special smell come from?"

"Just think of it as a chemical synthesis reaction. After all, there are quite a few stinky herbs in it. Asafoetida, whole worm, Ligusticum chuanxiong, and Atractylodes macrocephala..."

Luo Yunyan listed a series of medicinal herbs that he had heard of and had not heard of in one breath. They all had one thing in common, that is - they were very smelly.

She had soaked in this thing many times before, from pinching her nose and breathing through her mouth at the beginning to leisurely lying in it and eating snacks.

She is now completely immune to the smell, and this little biological weapon cannot hurt her.

She had originally planned to go to the pharmacy and get a bag of herbs to make a medicinal bath for him, but she didn't expect the old man to take the initiative to be the stinking person for her. The old man was so righteous!

As a reward, she decided not to make him angry today!

Gu Shilin: I suddenly felt that my body had become extremely strong, so strong that I could punch through the center of the earth with one punch.

As if seeing through his thoughts, Luo Yunyan glanced at him indifferently.

"Hurry up and get in there. Don't waste time. This stuff might stink a bit, but it won't marinate you. Plus, the effects are immediate. You'll see the results the moment you wake up."

Well, whether you stick your head out or hide it, you'll get a knife. It can be seen that his girlfriend is also eager for him to go in.

Gu Shilin could only accept his fate and hold his breath, unbuttoning his bathrobe and stepping into the wooden barrel.

Luo Yunyan took out her phone and sat aside to play games, without raising her head, she said,

"It might be a little painful for the first ten minutes, but bear with it and it will pass. I'll call you when the time is up."

As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Shilin felt a pain that penetrated deep into his bones, rushing straight to his forehead along with his nervous system.

It felt as if Suanni wanted to kill his father, so it took advantage of him while he was sleeping and gave him a huge blow.

All the internal organs are squeezing each other, preventing the neighboring organs from getting close.

Suanni: ...First of all, I didn't provoke you; secondly, if you want, I can help you, no need to thank me.

Beads of sweat the size of beans slid down his forehead and eventually disappeared into the medicinal soup. The blue veins on his neck and arms became more and more obvious due to the exertion.

But Luo Yunyan's phone also rang out a very appropriate game effect:

"Come on, special forces!"

Gu Shilin: ...6

Noticing his resentful gaze, Luo Yunyan scratched her cheek unnaturally and handed the phone over.

"How about I give you one? I haven't even jumped yet."