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Chapter 34 Big Liar Liang Bing
Liang Bing (hereafter referred to as Liang Bing) sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and said, "They say you are the king... the chief... the ruler of this world?
I'm sorry, I don't know how to communicate with you."
President: “Can you speak English?”
Liang Bing: "I'm talking about the orthodox Shenhe language."
President: "I can speak Chinese, but I don't know what is the orthodox Shenhe language?"
Liang Bing: "I'd rather understand your views on... theocracy."
The president sighed helplessly: "And I'd like to know how you got an appointment with me?"
Liang Bing: "Haha, this is not important. I want to talk to you all night long."
The president was a little confused after hearing this, but still said: "No no no no, I am loyal to my family."
Liang Bing didn't understand and thought he wanted to be with his family: "Oh? Then bring them along."
The president looked at her in disbelief: "What? Excuse me? Who are you?" He asked three confused questions in a row.
Just like that, the two of them were not on the same channel at all.
Liang Bing ignored him and continued, "There's a certain person hiding in the depths of the universe who calls himself the King of Gods. He believes that life needs to be unified under a just order..."
The president listened to her rambling and interrupted Liang Bing: "I think she's right, but I'm not the god of this world. It's not my job. OK?"
Liang Bing: "Oh... That's a pity, can I go now?"
President: “Anytime.”
……
After leaving, Liang Bing came to a small country in the West.
She was sitting on the sofa, gently swaying a glass of red wine. "Small country...wealth...oil? A hundred years of life? Your pursuit is quite petty."
A man with a big belly sat opposite him.
"I really like you, big-breasted foreign woman. You carry a box of diamonds and laugh at us for pursuing wealth?"
Liang Bing: "No, no, no, I'm not mocking you. That's just an inappropriate word."
"I think leaving some of the king's fluid in you would make you feel more prosperous." The man said with a lewd look on his face.
Liang Bing glanced at him and said, "What do you mean? Haha...hahaha." Liang Bing understood what he meant.
He laughed and said, "The etiquette in your country is very strange."
The man held a cigar in his hand: "We have money, people, and fearless warriors."
Liang Bing: "So what do you think of divine authority?"
……
Liang Bing had been fooling people everywhere these past two days. At this moment, Liang Bing, wearing a light yellow windbreaker, black stockings and long boots, was fooling an old man selling skewers on Daxia Street...
Then, Daxia culture is extensive and profound. Liang Bing is having a great time here...
It wasn't until a few days later that she took a few little demons to find Dabern.
An old man was introducing Liang Bing: "This altar has a history of more than 1 years."
Liang Bing: "More than 1 years is history?"
The old man choked, but still spoke: "Legend has it that the high priests sealed this evil monster here a thousand years ago. But there is only one way to break the seal.
Let’s do it as we are told, but… no one has the ability to do it.”
Liang Bing: "What do you mean?"
The old man said, "Um, they say we need to find God's golden comb, and... Kunpeng's feather. The Black Knight's sword. And then... a spell."
As they were talking, the old man and the demons had already walked onto the platform.
The old man looked at the altar and said, "But the spell has been lost..."
Liang Bing: "What kind of crap is this?"
The little devil at the back immediately took out a machine and began to check. After a while, he came to a conclusion and said to Liang Bing, "We've detected that beneath this mountain, about 2600 meters deep, there's a creature from the Styx galaxy that may carry the genes of a giant civilization."
Liang Bing dug into the ground and said, "Oh, there really is something there! It's pressed quite firmly. Normal mountain-breaking methods can't pull it out.
I also used some deep hypnosis techniques. Haha, it’s okay, I’ll let you out.”
Hearing that she was going to release the monster, the old man couldn't help but wonder: "Uh, but we need to find God's golden comb..."
Liang Bing: "Whose comb is this?"
"God."
Liang Bing didn't understand at all: "What is that?"
The little devil behind him checked immediately and told Liang Bing: "It's just a wormhole to transport the password."
Liang Bing asked: "Can it be cracked?"
Little Devil: "Don't worry, Queen. This instrument can read the wormhole properties of any known substance within a radius of 5 kilometers."
I was taken out in a moment. Liang Bing looked at it and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wow, what kind of black technology is this? Can you really give a command to the design?"
The old man asked, "What's the password?"
Liang Bing: "Maybe it's the spell you mentioned. Let me take a look...
Oh... I see. There's a wormhole corridor designed in the sky. It must read a piece of sound wave information to operate."
She leaned forward to study it. "Dulaha Leihatu...Kun"
When Liang Bing finished chanting the spell, Dabern jumped out with a shout. Liang Bing fanned the dust around them.
"Could you please not shout so loudly when you come out? You'll scare your queen. You know that!"
He looked around Dabern and said, "You're just... average. But for now, just acknowledge me as your king. The Queen will remember this!"
Dabern laughed out loud, "Hahaha, Queen?"
The little devil came up and said, "It is not likely that a country boy like the Queen will recognize you."
Liang Bing mentioned Dabolun as two big sinus guys, activated the mental implant, and said to Dabolun: "I am the Demon King, and you will be under my control from now on."
Then it became quiet. Sigh... why bother? I had to get two big nose bags.
It squatted on the ground and said to Liang Bing, "But I want to eat people."
Liang Bing: "Tsk... country bumpkin, having a star-studded dinner with the queen."
Dabern: "But how can you be called a big devil if you don't eat people?"
Liang Bing: "Who the hell told you that demons eat people? Oh...right, you're from a thousand years ago. If those Blue Star bastards stabbed you with spears a thousand years ago, of course you could eat a few.
It's the fucking pre-nuclear era now. If you just fly into the sky, there will be hundreds of fucking satellites shining down on you. With your tiny body, a Blue Star Tomahawk can blow you into pieces. Damn it.
Come home with me first. The Taotie army's outpost is about to enter the solar system, and I need to prepare for it."
……
Meanwhile, Ge Xiaolun was hopping around on the Giant Gorge, sporting two black cosplay wings. "I'm saying, can this thing really fly?"
Nangong Pushe watched Ge Xiaolun jumping around from a distance, while Qiangwei offered advice.
"Would you like to jump a little higher? Put a little more pressure on your shoulders?"
……
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