I have been a county magistrate for ten years. My subordinates insist on giving me a yellow robe.

At this time, outside Taiping County, the barbarian base camp.

The high priest and Phoenix and several others gathered in the tent, all of them showing a look of pain.

"High Priest, what's going on here?" Phoenix covered his stomach and sat on the ground with a painful look on his face.

He has forgotten when he last had a bowel movement.

The high priest was not much better off. Although he was very powerful, as long as he was not a god, he could not avoid the four necessities of life: eating, drinking, defecating and urinating.

But now all that’s left is eating, drinking and urinating. Who can bear it?

"I don't know about this. Maybe it has something to do with the climate here." The high priest spoke in a low voice, barely finding an excuse.

Bifang sat on the ground listlessly, rubbing his stomach: "But how do we solve this problem?"

"More and more people have come to me with complaints these days. Almost everyone in my tribe is like this. If this continues, I'm afraid we'll be suffocated to death."

The high priest frowned and said nothing. He didn't know what caused the problem. If it could be solved, he would have solved it long ago.

"Don't worry, I've already asked the priests to research it, and there should be results soon."

Just as the high priest finished speaking, hurried footsteps were heard and Suzaku ran in with a terrified look on his face.

"Oh no! Jiang Yuan, Jiang Yuan has come out with his troops!"

"What?!" the high priest exclaimed, forced himself to stand up, and waved to the barbarian leaders in the tent.

"Quick! Everyone, get up quickly, gather your men, and resist the attack of the Shenlong Tribe!"

Upon hearing the news, Fenghuang and his men no longer cared about whether their stomachs ached or not. They quickly stood up and summoned their troops.

A moment later, when Jiang Yuan and his men arrived, Fenghuang and his men had already formed a battle formation with a large number of troops.

"Haha! Still alive and kicking?" Jiang Yuan joked.

The high priest's expression changed: "You, Jiang Yuan, what do you mean by this?"

"What do you mean?" Jiang Yuan looked the high priest up and down, a sneer on his face. "What else could it mean? I just took advantage of these days to drug you."

As soon as Jiang Yuan said this, the battlefield with hundreds of thousands of people suddenly became quiet. The high priest and Fenghuang and others looked at each other, and their faces turned pale.

No wonder, no wonder he and hundreds of thousands of his men couldn’t poop, it turned out to be Jiang Yuan’s doing!

"Listen up, everyone. Think carefully about how long you've been without a bowel movement. Think about it, and it will become clear whether I'm lying to you or not."

Jiang Yuan continued to speak, and for a moment, the barbarian soldiers all lowered their heads to look at their stomachs.

"Jiang Yuan, stop spreading rumors and misleading people. We have no other problems except this one. Stop threatening us." The high priest spoke quickly.

If Jiang Yuan continues to say this, hundreds of thousands of barbarian soldiers may surrender to the enemy.

"Hey! High Priest, I believe you are very clear about whether I have spread rumors to mislead the people, and everyone knows it too." Jiang Yuan said with a smile, and as he spoke, a cloth bag appeared in Jiang Yuan's hand.

"Everyone, listen up! You have all been poisoned. If you want to be cured, surrender to me, or you will die."

The high priest's expression quickly darkened, and his eyes quickly met with the Phoenix people around him.

In an instant, the five people of Phoenix Bifang rushed out immediately.

"Kill! Kill Jiang Yuan and take the antidote, then we can still survive!"

"You ungrateful thing!" Jiang Yuan cursed, and Li Hu beside him flew away.

Li Hu's full-strength speed was so fast that even Ning Fei, who was in the sixth realm, could not catch up in a short time, let alone these war horses. Before Fenghuang and the others could rush far, Li Hu's figure had already rushed to them.

"Looking for death!" Phoenix shouted and swung the scimitar in his hand fiercely.

One person actually dared to attack the leaders of their five tribes head-on. What else could this be but courting death?

"You are the ones seeking death!" Li Hu snorted coldly, threw a handful of powder with his clenched hands, turned around and ran away.

Several people were caught off guard and were hit directly in the face by the powder.

"Ahem! Despicable guy!" Phoenix wiped his face disapprovingly.

Seeing their leader stop, the barbarian soldiers behind him also pulled the reins and stopped where they were, waiting for Phoenix's order.

"Stop..." Phoenix was about to speak when suddenly, he fell off his horse, holding his stomach.

"Ahhh!"

"I!"

At the same time, the other barbarian leaders and some barbarian soldiers who were closer suddenly felt a surge in their abdomens and fell off their horses howling.

"Ah! My, my stomach!"

The scene before him made the high priest's pupils shrink. The other party only sent out one person, sprinkled some unknown powder, and easily dealt with the strongest leaders of their barbarian tribe.

"Phoenix, you guys just lie on the ground and suffer slowly." Jiang Yuan said calmly.

At this time, behind the many cavalrymen of Taiping County, Chen Xudong and Chen Xuming were hurriedly loading ammunition into the mortars.

The ammunition was not conventional shells, but shells that were urgently produced in the past few days. They were not filled with gunpowder, but herbs prepared by Zhou Mingyuan.

"Listen up everyone else, your leader is no longer able to fight. As for you, if you don't surrender, you will suffer the same fate as them." Jiang Yuan continued to speak calmly while sitting on horseback.

The high priest was about to say something when he heard a loud noise above his head.

"Is there thunder again?" The high priest was startled and looked up quickly. He saw all kinds of tiny powders falling from the sky as if it were snowing.

"This is……"

However, before he could figure it out, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lower abdomen. The high priest grimaced instantly, and an impulse was brewing wildly in his stomach.

However, because he had been constipated for the past few days, he was unable to defecate for a while, which caused his stomach to hurt more and more. Almost in an instant, the painful groans of countless barbarian soldiers were heard.

Countless figures fell from their horses, and in the blink of an eye, hundreds of thousands of barbarian soldiers were rolling and howling on the ground.

Jiang Yuan looked at everything in front of him calmly, dismounted, and came to Fenghuang.

Even with the severe pain in his stomach, Fenghuang still staggered, raised the scimitar in his hand, and walked towards Jiang Yuan with a ferocious look on his face: "Ah! I will kill you!"

"Get the hell out of here!" Zhao Kai raised his foot and kicked up without hesitation. Wang Jue quickly added a knife, and the life of Phoenix, the barbarian leader of a generation, came to an end.

Looking at the barbarian soldiers who continued to howl in front of him, Jiang Yuan slowly walked up to Bifang. Before he could open his mouth, Bifang's cry for mercy was heard.

"Don't kill me! I surrender! I am willing to surrender with the people of the Bifang tribe!"

Jiang Yuan shook his head slightly: "You and Fenghuang have always been the best jumpers. Don't you think it's a little late to surrender now?"

A fierce light flashed in Wang Jue's eyes behind him, and the long sword in his hand fell again.

The barbarian leader Bifang was beheaded!

The scene before them stunned Qilin, Xuanwu and Suzaku, who were about to shout surrender just now. They endured the severe pain and crawled backwards with all their might, fearing that Jiang Yuan would appear in front of them the next moment.

"You three, crawl over here, or you'll end up like the two Phoenixes."

Qilin and the other two's expressions changed immediately, but soon Jiang Yuan squatted down and looked at them with interest.

"Compared to those two guys who kept jumping, you three are relatively honest. I can give you a chance to survive, but it depends on whether you can seize it."

As soon as Jiang Yuan finished speaking, Qilin was the first among the three to react. He picked up his scimitar from the ground and struggled to crawl towards Jiang Yuan.

According to grassland rules, offering a knife means surrender.

Jiang Yuan looked at him quietly, without any intention of dodging. After all, he was now at the third level, and his speed was not slower than these guys, not to mention that Qilin and his men were still in a half-dead state.

As soon as the scimitar landed firmly in his hands, Jiang Yuan immediately stood up and waved to the soldiers behind him, asking for a few water bags.

The reason why these guys feel severe pain is because they want to defecate, but due to constipation for many days, it is difficult to defecate. Drink more water and they will naturally be fine.

When Jiang Yuan came in front of the high priest, the other party looked at Jiang Yuan with gritted teeth.

"Jiang Yuan, you, I am the Barbarian High Priest!"

"Oh? High Priest, are you that awesome? Do you need an award?" Jiang Yuan said softly.

The high priest gritted his teeth and spoke again: "No barbarian can harm the high priest, otherwise it will be regarded as a betrayal of the grassland!"

Jiang Yuan nodded seriously, "Well said, that's great, but unfortunately, I'm not Manchu."

"Our Shenlong tribe has long since severed ties with the grassland."

After saying that, Jiang Yuan stood up and waved to the people behind him.

"killed!"

"Jiang Yuan, you..."

The high priest had only said half of his words when Wang Jue swung his knife.

Looking at the endless barbarian soldiers in front of him, Jiang Yuan took a deep breath and said, "Listen carefully, your leader has surrendered. If any of you continue to resist, it will be a betrayal of your leader!"

"From now on, you are vassals of our Shenlong tribe. If you want to survive, crawl to Taiping County!"

After saying this, Jiang Yuan turned around and walked back.

From here to Taiping County, the distance is a full 500 meters. For these barbarian strongmen, it is naturally no problem on weekdays, but now, it took a full half hour before someone climbed all the way here.

Outside the wall of Taiping County, Jiang Yuan had already prepared a large number of water pipes. As for who would use them first, that depended on these barbarians.

On the other side, Huolong and several others rushed to Taiping County with their men. Looking at the scene in front of them, they were secretly glad that they did not choose to get involved with the high priest, otherwise they would definitely be among the guys crawling on the ground today.

"Sir, Huolong and his men are here. They want to surrender to you by offering their swords." Li Hu's voice came.

Jiang Yuan said nothing as he slowly walked up the stairs to the city wall. Looking out, the dark sea of ​​troops filled his entire field of vision.

To this day, it has been six years since I traveled through time.

From the beginning, there were only a few hundred elderly, weak and sick people, and it has developed step by step to where it is today.

At this moment, with all the barbarians on the grassland surrendering, Taiping County will have a million soldiers from today!