I have been a county magistrate for ten years. My subordinates insist on giving me a yellow robe.
Chapter 300: Xiao Wang 8 Eats Arsenic
"Sir, did you write the wrong material?" The eunuch looked at Jiang Yuan hesitantly.
Just looking at the ingredients on the paper, not to mention the princes and ministers, even the dogs in the palace would shake their heads.
"You're not wrong. Just follow my instructions. Remember, every ingredient must be good, otherwise the taste will be drastically different." Jiang Yuan reminded again.
The eunuch nodded with a forced smile, turned and walked out of the room. Only after he closed the door did he shake his head in surprise.
"It's the first time in history that anyone dares to feed these to the princes and ministers."
Inside the room, Chen Liu crossed his legs and looked at Jiang Yuan: "Old Jiang, how did you arrange it?"
"Nothing much, just some folk characteristics." Jiang Yuan said indifferently.
Chen Liu shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking. The folk specialties were at most some sesame cakes, vermicelli soup and the like.
Anyway, I'm tired of eating delicacies from land and sea, so it's okay to change the taste occasionally.
Before they knew it, it was already evening. Chen Liu was the first to stand up: "Let's go out and see how dinner is going. I'm a little hungry."
However, when Chen Liu pushed open the door, he quickly covered his nose and said, "What the hell is that smell? Who's cooking shit?"
Jiang Yuan took two breaths of air and said nonchalantly, "Nothing, just dinner tonight."
"What the hell? Is this what you wrote?" Chen Liu stared at Jiang Yuan with wide eyes.
Are you sure these flavors are edible for humans?
Jiang Yuan nodded as if it was a matter of course: "Yes, this is it. This is a good thing. The full name is Pearl Jade White Jade Soup."
"But what ingredients are added to this taste?" Chen Liu looked at Jiang Yuan with suspicion. Just look at the taste. I would believe you if you said shit was added to it!
"Rotten vegetable leaves, spoiled tofu and rice, and..."
"Okay! Stop talking!" Chen Liu quickly interrupted Jiang Yuan. If he continued talking like that, how would he eat later?
"Old Chen, listen to me. When you finish eating, just make a gesture like this, and that's it." Jiang Yuan said, stretching out his hand and making an OK gesture.
Chen Liu nodded helplessly: "Okay." Then he looked towards the square with a gloating look, wondering if these princes and ministers could eat it.
Soon, as more than a dozen eunuchs carried several large pots of something emitting an inexplicable smell to the square, all the officials became uneasy.
"What is this? Why does it smell so bad..."
"Fuck! What are you doing? Are we going to eat later?"
Just as the officials were discussing, Jiang Yuan and Chen Liu came over with smiles on their faces.
"My Lords, it's time for dinner. Please stand up and have your meal!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Yuan helped Ning Zhiyuan up and said, "Master Ning, you must be starving after a day. Come and eat something."
"It's okay, thank you, Lord Jiang." Ning Zhiyuan said with a forced smile.
As the officials gradually stood up, Grand Marshal Lü Fang looked towards Chen Liu and said, "Captain Chen, didn't you say we were going to have dinner? Where is it?"
Chen Liu resisted the urge to curl his lips and turned to point at the cauldron behind him: "Master Sikong, it's right behind you."
Chen Liu said, and quickly poured out a mouthful of it and offered it to Lu Fang enthusiastically: "Master Sikong, come and try it."
Lu Fang's expression immediately changed. He took two steps back and looked at Chen Liu in disbelief. "Captain Chen, you said you're eating this tonight?"
"That's right, this is the result of Jiang Yuan and I thinking hard for a whole day!"
Lu Fang shook his head with a pale face, unwilling to take a step forward, for fear that he would accidentally become the first victim.
On the other side, Jiang Yuan was already shamelessly pulling Ning Zhiyuan closer to the big pot.
"Master Ning, please try it, this is really delicious!"
"I don't want to eat! I'm not hungry yet, let go first!"
“Really delicious!”
"I believe you, but you have to let me go first!"
Everyone looked at Ning Zhiyuan with sympathy. This guy used to be a bully in the court, but today when he met Jiang Yuan, it was like a bad guy will be punished by another bad guy.
Although Ning Zhiyuan fought desperately, he was a civil servant and had been hungry for a day, so Jiang Yuan soon dragged him to the big pot like a chick.
"Lord Jiang, I'm really not hungry!" Ning Zhiyuan blushed and frowned. What the hell was in this pot? Not only did it stink, but why was it glowing green?
"Hey, Lord Ning, don't be polite. You haven't eaten for a day, so don't be polite." Jiang Yuan excitedly pulled Ning Zhiyuan.
"Sir Jiang, according to convention, you and Mr. Chen should eat first, then His Majesty, and finally we can eat. The rules cannot be broken!" Ning Zhiyuan thought quickly and spoke quickly.
Jiang Yuan immediately looked at Chen Liu, who nodded slightly.
"Okay, let's eat later." Jiang Yuan sighed.
Not long after, a small table was placed in front of all the officials. Duanmu Yuanchen was the first to come to the cauldron and looked at Jiang Yuan with a frown: "Old Jiang, what the hell are you doing?"
"Your Majesty, just eat it. After you finish eating, hold it in your mouth, make an OJBK gesture to me, and then turn around and leave." Jiang Yuan reminded in a low voice.
Duanmu Yuanchen nodded slightly and took the small half bowl of soup that Chen Liu served. A smell that made him feel physically uncomfortable rushed straight to his head.
"Fuck! Old Jiang, don't you know that you will have to drink later?" Duanmu Yuanchen was a little anxious and asked in a low voice.
Jiang Yuan said expressionlessly: "It doesn't matter."
Duanmu Yuanchen gave Jiang Yuan a thumbs up, very good, he is worthy of being the top of the list of evildoers, killing one thousand enemies but losing eight hundred of his own.
Even though he was extremely reluctant, Duanmu Yuanchen pinched his nose and drank it in one gulp. Then he held the soup in his mouth and made an OK gesture to Jiang Yuan.
"Did everyone see that? His Majesty has finished drinking it and gave high praise!" Jiang Yuan said loudly.
Ning Zhiyuan looked at Jiang Yuan with a dark face: "Sir Jiang, it seems that His Majesty has not said anything?"
"Alas, Lord Ning, you don't know that in my hometown, this gesture means good things." Jiang Yuan said with a smile.
Then he served two more bowls of soup and handed one to Chen Liu. The two of them took a deep breath and drank it in one gulp.
Different from these ministers from aristocratic families, these two men came from humble beginnings and had relatively stronger endurance, so they swallowed the soup directly.
"It's delicious, hurry up and serve the soup to everyone!"
Following Jiang Yuan's order, many young eunuchs immediately began to get busy.
After a moment, Ning Zhiyuan looked at the soup in front of him that was glowing green, but he didn't have the courage to pick it up.
"Damn! Can this stuff really be drunk? What if someone dies from drinking it?"
"I think this little bastard Jiang Yuan is really a bastard who has eaten arsenic. His heart is completely corrupted!"
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