I have been a county magistrate for ten years. My subordinates insist on giving me a yellow robe.
Chapter 240: Being Arrogant Requires Skill
On the endless grassland, Jiang Yuan and his companions sat on the ground, staring at each other in boredom.
"Sir, this is a bit boring. How about I tell you a story?" Kong Xuan looked at Jiang Yuan excitedly.
Jiang Yuan looked at Kong Xuan warily: "You? You can also tell stories?"
"Kong Xuan, come on, you can't even read a single word, and you still say you wrote a letter to the emperor." Zhao Kai said with disdain.
Kong Xuan stood up with an unhappy look on his face. "Who are you looking down on? Come on! Today I'll tell you a story about the chicken plague in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, where Guan Erye scraped his bones to treat the poison!"
As he spoke, Kong Xuan stood up, cleared his throat and spoke.
"It's said that Guan Yu was shot in the shoulder by an arrow during a battle. It turned out that the arrow was poisoned. Coincidentally, Hua Tuo, the famous doctor from the Three Kingdoms period, happened to be here at that time."
"Guan Yu immediately sent for Hua Tuo to come over. He was no slouch. He immediately identified the root cause of the disease and suggested scraping the bone to cure the poison."
Hearing this, Jiang Yuan couldn't help but feel a little surprised. This kid was quite right.
"Then what?" Zhao Kai asked quickly.
Kong Xuan pretended to press his hand in the air and said, "Let me explain it in detail."
"Guan Yu readily agreed, and Hua Tuo was not hesitant. He immediately took out a knife and cut open Guan Yu's skin and flesh. But when he was about to scrape the bone, Hua Tuo suddenly looked up at Guan Yu with a murderous look in his eyes."
Guan Yu was startled and asked why. Hua Tuo asked coldly, "General Guan, did my son Hua Xiong die at your hands?"
"Guan Yu looked at his bleeding arm, waved his hands repeatedly, and said, 'Old sir, do you know that Hua Xiong was killed by warm wine? That was done with warm wine. It has nothing to do with me.'"
Jiang Yuan's face gradually darkened, and he resisted the urge to interrupt.
I really want to see how wild this unofficial history is!
Kong Xuan took a sip of water and continued:
"After hearing what Guan Yu said, Hua Tuo immediately became angry and pointed at Guan Yu and said: Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"There's Windows 7, Windows 8, and even Windows 10, but there's no Windows 9. We're going to study medicine and we need to take computer science exams, right?"
"As soon as he finished speaking, Hua Tuo struck Guan Yu with a knife. From then on, Guan Yu died!"
Jiang Yuan took a deep breath. "Great, great! Official history may not be authentic, but unofficial history is definitely wild!"
After Kong Xuan finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Yuan with a proud look: "Sir, how about this? I memorized this based on the essence of Wang Kun's excerpted notes."
Jiang Yuan nodded speechlessly. No wonder it was so wild. It turned out that he was watching the Wang Kun version.
"Report!"
Just as Kong Xuan finished speaking, a loud shout was heard, and a scout came galloping over. He dismounted in front of Jiang Yuan, saluted, and said, "Sir, we have discovered a barbarian tribe twenty miles ahead. They are very numerous, estimated to be over ten thousand people!"
"They appear to be heading towards our position."
Jiang Yuanteng stood up and said, "What the hell? You're reporting to the market for over ten thousand!"
You really are a living devil. A large tribe with tens of thousands of people can easily raise three to five thousand cavalry.
If a conflict really breaks out, with just these few people around me, they'll just be there to help!
"Don't be impatient, sir. I haven't finished yet." The scout looked at Jiang Yuan aggrievedly.
Jiang Yuan nodded helplessly: "Go on."
"After observation, I found that those people were divided into seven or eight tribes, large and small, and there were not many horses among them. I guess they were probably some tribes that were broken up and gathered together."
After the scout finished speaking, Jiang Yuan immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
A defeated army cannot be considered brave.
"Everyone get on your horses, let's go and take a look." Jiang Yuan said, then turned and came to Li Hu.
Whether I can still pretend to be a charlatan this time depends entirely on this guy.
The last time he was able to act so cool in front of the Flying Eagle Tribe was entirely because of the terrain, as they couldn't see Zhao Kai and the others above.
But now they are on the grassland that is in full view. Although Zhao Kai and his companions are moving fast, they are definitely not so fast that people can't see clearly.
Among the crowd, only Li Hu can reach this speed.
"Li Hu, how many truth bombs do you have left? You'd better be careful and don't let it go too far, otherwise the guys from the Flying Eagle Tribe might turn against you on the spot."
Li Hu puffed out his chest proudly and said, "Don't worry, sir, it's steady!"
With Li Hu's words, Jiang Yuan finally felt relieved.
Li Hu might be a little unreliable in other aspects, but when it comes to speed, this guy has never let him down.
A moment later, when everyone was ready, Jiang Yuan waved his hand and the large group set off immediately.
As both sides were moving forward, they soon met on a grassland.
Although the Taiping County side had nearly two thousand people, the other side had at least tens of thousands of people. They immediately gathered two or three thousand cavalrymen and rushed towards Jiangyuan.
"Stop! Stop! Which tribe are you from?"
Jiang Yuan immediately raised his hand to call for a stop, as he had no intention of engaging in a head-on confrontation with the other party.
"We are from the Shenlong tribe. Which tribe are you from?" Hatu shouted loudly.
"We, we are the combined forces of eight tribes."
The other party's voice came immediately.
Hatu immediately looked at Jiang Yuan, and Jiang Yuan gave him a subtle look.
"Go talk to them and find a way to get in."
Hatu nodded and jumped out on his horse. He exchanged a few words with the other party, and both sides walked towards the direction of the eight-department coalition forces with smiles on their faces.
After a while, several barbarians came towards Jiangyuan.
"Your Excellency Shenlong, our eight leaders invite you to speak."
Jiang Yuan winked at Li Hu, Wang Gang and the others, and the latter immediately followed.
After a while, Jiang Yuan met eight tribal leaders in the buffer zone between the eight-tribe coalition forces and the Taiping County army.
"This must be His Excellency Shenlong, a true hero emerges from youth."
A strong man smiled and patted his shoulder, saying, "I'm from the Rock Tribe."
"Hello, Chief Rock." Jiang Yuan also nodded with a smile.
"But please call me Jiang Yuan. I am just a mortal, merely the spokesperson for the Dragon."
Soon, the nine tribal leaders greeted each other one by one and sat down on the chairs one after another.
Jiang Yuan looked at these people indifferently. They were already lost, yet they still put on such a show. They were really trying to save face but ended up suffering.
Among the eight people, each of their tribes is as large as the Gray Wolf and Black Bear tribes, with more than two thousand people.
The Firebird Tribe is as small as it is, with less than a thousand people left.
"Jiang Yuan, I wonder if you are interested in joining our eight-division coalition?" Black Bear looked at Jiang Yuan expectantly.
Their eight tribes can only gather three to five thousand people, but Jiang Yuan has nearly two thousand people standing behind him. Once Jiang Yuan is willing to join, it will be a significant improvement to the joint forces of the eight tribes.
"What Black Bear said makes sense. Our southern grasslands are suffering terribly because of the troubles caused by the Barbarian Bull Tribe. Only by uniting together can we have the strength to fight against them." Firebird said with a sad face.
Jiang Yuan glanced at the black bear lightly.
"Okay, but I have a condition. It's very simple. As long as you meet it, I will join you immediately."
The eyes of Black Bear and his companions immediately lit up.
"Please tell me, as long as it satisfies us, we will definitely not hesitate!"
Jiang Yuan nodded slowly: "Okay, okay, my conditions are very simple."
"I don't think the Nine Tribes Alliance sounds good, so why don't we just call ourselves the Dragon Tribe?"
The whole scene fell silent in an instant, and Black Bear and Gray Wolf squinted their eyes and looked at Jiang Yuan, not hiding the murderous intent in their eyes at all.
"Your Excellency is going too far. If you want to be the boss, you must have the strength!"
Jiang Yuan slowly turned his head and looked at Black Bear: "You're right, being arrogant requires skills, but I happen to have them!"
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