I have been a county magistrate for ten years. My subordinates insist on giving me a yellow robe.

Jiang Yuan's face darkened visibly.

No, buddy, you are an idiot!

If someone wants your clothes, I can take them apart and modify them to wear them myself. But if someone wants your underwear, I will laugh at him for the rest of his life.

"It's okay. Wang Gang and I will use the money to exchange for other things later." Duanmu Yuanchen was open-minded and spoke nonchalantly.

"Let's go to the next village. What if someone recognizes the banknote?" Jiang Yuan said, standing up and patting his butt.

After eating and drinking, the group continued to move forward according to the map. After seven days, they came to a village. Jiang Yuan looked at the village in front of him with sweat on his forehead.

During these seven days, not only were Wang Gang and Duanmu Yuanchen's clothes replaced with food, but even Jiang Yuan and the others' underwear was replaced with food.

If an old man hadn't felt sorry for them and given them some tattered clothes, they would have had to travel naked.

"What should we do? We've come across another village. According to the map, this is the last village within hundreds of miles. We have no dry food left." Jiang Yuan said, holding up the almost empty water bag.

Chen Liu and the other two sat dejectedly under the shade of a tree, all shaking their heads.

"It's gone. Everything has been exchanged. We have nothing left except the silver bills, two knives and the token." Chen Liu gasped heavily, then kicked the tree angrily.

"Damn it! How come there isn't even a rabbit in this desolate mountain? My martial arts skills are really wasted!"

Jiang Yuan pondered for a long time and silently looked at Chen Liu.

"Old Wei, don't you remember you still have a pair of silk underwear?"

Chen Liu immediately became anxious: "Damn it! If you want to change, go change it yourself. Did you forget that I was chased and beaten when I went to change it last time?"

Jiang Yuan frowned and whispered, "Perhaps, we can change it..."

After a moment, Chen Liu looked at Jiang Yuan doubtfully: "Are you sure this will work?"

"Don't worry, just watch. Just do it and leave the rest to me." Jiang Yuan said, patting his chest.

Chen Liu shook his head, picked up the modified silk underwear, and started strolling in the village with Jiang Yuan.

This is not just a random stroll. Silk is a good thing, so we have to find relatively wealthy people. Otherwise, not only will ordinary people not be able to recognize it, but we can't exchange it for many things.

Soon, Jiang Yuan stopped at the door of a house that was relatively less shabby.

"Ahem!" Jiang Yuan coughed dryly twice, poured some water from his water bag, fixed his hair, and waved his hand: "Follow me!"

Bang bang bang!

As Jiang Yuan knocked on the gate, a fat woman came out soon.

"Who?"

Jiang Yuan's eyes suddenly lit up, wow!

Everyone in this place is fat and has enough food to eat, which is enough to prove that their family background is not poor!

"Hello sister, could you please open the door?" Jiang Yuan suppressed his nausea and gave a bright smile.

The woman looked at Jiang Yuan and immediately walked over quickly.

Oh my god! I have never seen such a handsome boy in my life. He is even more beautiful than the unmarried girls in the village.

"Hey, who are you looking for, young man?" The woman pushed open the door and looked at Jiang Yuan with a smile.

Chen Liu on the side couldn't help but shudder all over. Damn it! Fortunately, he wasn't as handsome as Jiang Yuan. Who the hell could stand this?

"Sister, I'm just passing by. I'm out of dry food and want to exchange something with you for some. Is that okay with you?" Jiang Yuan said with a forced smile.

The woman flirted with Jiang Yuan and said in a breathless voice, "Sister, we have everything at home, but I don't know what you can offer me in exchange."

As she spoke, the woman looked Jiang Yuan up and down with an expression as if she wanted to eat him, which made Jiang Yuan feel a chill on his back.

"Hey, sister, wait a minute, I'm just exchanging something, don't get me wrong." Jiang Yuan said, looking at Chen Liu, who immediately took out two items made from silk underwear.

"Look, sister, this isn't just any fabric. It's a veil made from silk from the Western Regions. This light and ethereal material is perfect for your beauty, which is so stunning that it could captivate fish and geese alike, and shame the moon and flowers!"

Chen Liu, who was standing by, bit his back teeth to pieces, but still couldn't hold it back. Just when he was about to laugh out loud, Jiang Yuan quickly stepped on Chen Liu's foot.

"Woooooo! Aaaaaah!"

A burst of wailing mixed with laughter sounded, and Chen Liu jumped on the spot with a half-bitter and half-laughing look.

The woman looked at Jiang Yuan in confusion: "Brother, what happened to your companion?"

"Haha, sister, it's okay. This is his family heirloom, and now it's going to be lost. He is very sad. Look how miserable he is. I hope sister can give him more food." Jiang Yuan said with a sad face.

The woman took the silk veil from Chen Liu's hand and gestured on her face, which made Chen Liu cry even louder.

The veil only covered most of her face, but the woman still looked at Jiang Yuan in a shy manner.

"Brother, do you think my sister looks good like this?"

Jiang Yuan suppressed his discomfort and gave a thumbs up: "She looks beautiful. She is so charming that she can captivate people with just one smile. Even if she smiles again, she can captivate the whole country."

"I've traveled all over the country for so many years, and only today did I understand what the most beautiful woman in the world is!" Jiang Yuan said as he covered his eyes.

It's really too damn eye-catching.

"Haha, brother, you really know how to joke. In that case, come with me to get some dry food." The woman reached out and held Jiang Yuan's arm.

Jiang Yuan shuddered all over, goosebumps instantly popping up. He calmly pulled out his arm, turned around and pulled Chen Liu up.

The woman gave Jiang Yuan a disappointed look and took the two of them to the kitchen.

"We don't have much dry food at home, and we certainly don't have any meat. Take these dry biscuits."

"Thank you!"

As soon as Jiang Yuan finished speaking, the two of them grabbed the biscuits and fled from the yard.

"Hahaha! Damn, I'm dying of laughter! There are actually people who want the veil made from underwear. This is really laughing me to death!" Chen Liu laughed all the way and kept looking at Jiang Yuan.

"Old Jiang, I think her family might be quite wealthy. If you can bear with it for a while, we won't have to worry about food for the rest of the trip."

"Fuck you!" Jiang Yuan kicked Chen Liu angrily, making him eat shit.

Chen Liu was not angry. He quickly picked up the dry biscuit and dusted it off. It was not dirty, but he would not get sick if he ate it.

"Old Jiang, we only have about ten dry biscuits on hand, and I'm afraid it's still not enough." Chen Liu glanced at Jiang Yuan's lower body while speaking.

"Mine is made of ordinary material and can't be sold at a high price." Jiang Yuan said with a dark face.

"However, I do have another idea." Jiang Yuan said, looking at a house not far away with a sinister smile.

At the gate of the yard, a big yellow dog was sticking out its tongue in the sun.

"Old Jiang, isn't this a bit unfair?" Chen Liu said after hesitating for a while.

Jiang Yuan immediately shook his head: "What do you mean by honest or dishonest? Do you know the two principles of being a human being?"

"First, do not damage other people's property."

"Second, you must never suffer any loss."

After pondering for a while, Chen Liu looked at Jiang Yuan doubtfully: "This seems to be the opposite of what you want to do, right?"

"Yeah." Jiang Yuan nodded, showing his white teeth and smiled: "So as long as you don't treat yourself as a human, you don't have to follow these two rules."