I have been a county magistrate for ten years. My subordinates insist on giving me a yellow robe.

"We're not sick, you can't do this, you're threatening us, it's illegal!"

The remaining two patients looked at Jiang Yuan warily.

But the crowd behind him was so congested that he couldn't turn around and run away.

"Hahaha! This is not up to you. I, Zui Jiangyue, will be responsible for every customer who comes to our store. I must cure your illness today!"

"Ergou, hurry up and help these two patients heal!"

"It's already been prepared!"

Ergou chuckled and pulled the two men back, pressing them in front of Jiang Yuan.

"Young Master, what medicine do you think these two should take?" Ergou looked at the two with ill intentions.

Jiang Yuan thought for a moment and immediately came up with an idea.

"Well, one of them has become stupid. In my opinion, the reason is that there is a problem with his brain, and he needs some stimulation."

After saying that, Jiang Yuan looked at everyone with a smile: "Everyone, I wonder if you have read a book called The Internal History of the Scholars."

"Of course I have read it. It's quite well written!"

"And I can't stop reading the author's other books!"

"Right, right, right! Especially the young Abin, his artistic level is very high!"

"Very high? How high can it be?"

"It's as high as the third or fourth floor!"

Seeing that everyone was talking more and more outrageous, Jiang Yuan quickly raised a hand and said, "Okay, since everyone has read it, there's an article about someone who was so happy after passing the imperial examination that he went crazy."

"And I guess this patient is the same. He used to drink some rubbish, but suddenly he drank a good wine like Zui Jiang Yue, and he got so happy that he became stupid."

"So, I've decided to use the method in the book for treatment! But this treatment is probably extremely difficult, so I need everyone here to help. Everyone come up and slap him!"

As soon as Jiang Yuan finished speaking, the guy who had just claimed that his brother said he was crazy suddenly screamed.

"No! I'm not crazy! You, the profiteer, are trying to kill me for money. I'm going to report you to the police!"

Jiang Yuan clutched his chest in grief, "Look, everyone, look, they're all talking nonsense."

"The one who said you were crazy was your brother. He didn't say I could hurt you. Could your own brother really hurt you?"

Zhao Kai cooperated quite well and dragged the patient's brother over, glaring at him fiercely: "Tell me! Is he just talking nonsense to blackmail us, or is your brother really crazy?"

As he spoke, Zhao Kai calmly swung the long sword hanging at his waist, as if he was going to chop the man down if they disagreed.

"Yes, yes, my brother is really crazy!" The man looked at Zhao Kai in horror.

Brother, don’t blame me. If I said that, you would get slapped. If I didn’t say that, I would get stabbed!

"Okay, then go ahead and slap your brother fifty times!" Jiang Yuan said sternly.

"Damn it! How dare you, profiteer, hit me? I'll definitely report you to the authorities! I'll put you in jail!"

"A profiteer is beating people! Look everyone!" The tied-up man twisted his body desperately trying to break free.

Jiang Yuan sneered and shook his head: "Forget it, fifty slaps is too few. In my opinion, sixty is better."

"But I've made it clear in advance that you have to make sure everyone present can hear the sixty slaps. If they can't hear it, it means you're not determined enough to heal your brother, and you have to do it again!"

After saying that, Jiang Yuan went straight to the last patient.

"If I remember correctly, you ate here and then vomited when you got home, right?"

The middle-aged man looked at Jiang Yuan anxiously, fearing that he would follow in the footsteps of the previous people.

"Speak up, is it true or not? If you don't tell me, how can I treat you? Is it true or not?" Jiang Yuan looked at the middle-aged man impatiently.

"Yes, that's right." The middle-aged man nodded tremblingly.

Jiang Yuan nodded indifferently: "That's easy to say. Medical records say that if you eat poor quality food for a long time and then suddenly eat good food, it will indeed cause such symptoms."

After hearing this, the middle-aged man finally felt relieved. This conclusion sounded quite reliable and shouldn't be a weird treatment plan.

Jiang Yuan looked the middle-aged man up and down, waved to call Ergou, and after a brief explanation, the latter's eyes suddenly lit up. He looked at the middle-aged man with pity, turned and walked into Zui Jiangyue.

"Someone, help this patient take his medicine!"

As soon as he finished speaking, several newly recruited guys rushed over and tied the middle-aged man to the table.

After a while, Ergou came out carrying a full bucket of slop.

Jiang Yuan looked at the middle-aged man with a half-smile: "I just told you that you ate too much all of a sudden, which caused you to feel nauseous."

"So my first prescription is for you to eat what you ate before. Hurry up and give the patient the medicine!"

"Okay, don't worry, sir. We will definitely feed them well!"

Several guys rushed to grab a scoop, plugged in a funnel, and rushed to pour slop into the middle-aged man's mouth.

Jiang Yuan looked at the crowd of onlookers around him with a smile on his face.

"Everyone, now the four people who claimed to have had problems eating at Zuijiangyue have received treatment from this miracle doctor."

"Zui Jiangyue once again solemnly promises that from now on, no matter who has a problem with their diet, whether it's vomiting or diarrhea, going crazy, or even being unconscious, Zui Jiangyue will treat them all for free!"

“I wonder if everyone is satisfied with this result?”

The scene was quiet for a while, and the crowd of onlookers who had already noticed the problem suddenly became excited.

"Okay, okay! This should have happened a long time ago. The last time I opened a restaurant, there was a group of people like this. As a result, they made a fuss and my restaurant went bankrupt. I've been displeased with Feng Ke Lai for a long time!"

"Good job!"

"Shopkeeper Zui Jiangyue is truly kind-hearted!"

"What a good man! He's like a living devil... no, a living Bodhisattva!"

Jiang Yuan smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, everyone, be quiet. I now solemnly announce that when you come to Zui Jiang Yue later, you will get 20% off everything. Customers who open a monthly card will each be assigned a wine fairy!"

"Customers who sign up for an annual pass will receive a free jar of nectar!"

"Okay, okay! I want to open the card!"

“Give me an annual pass!”

"Boss, ignore these people and just open the shop!"

Amidst the shouts, Jiang Yuan shook his head with a sad expression.

"No, please wait a moment. I have no intention of doing business right now. I am deeply saddened when I think of these patients still suffering from illness."

"So let's first see what's happening with these four patients!"

Jiang Yuan said this and returned to the first patient again. He looked at the two people who were tied up tightly and showed a sarcastic smile.

"How are you two? Are you all right?"

"Okay, okay, we're fine now. Boss, please let us go." The old man and the young boy cried out in tears.

The treatment plan for the three guys at the back is really chilling. If they are given this treatment, they will be either dead or disabled.

boom!

Jiang Yuan slammed the table and glared at the two of them: "Nonsense! I think you are clearly not well!"

"The patient will admit that he is sick, and you still need to continue treating him!"