"Magister Jiang, why have I never heard of this law of yours?" Sun Xin looked at Jiang Yuan with red eyes.

It would be fine if it happened inside the city, and it would be my people's fault. But the key is that we are now outside the city. Will this also affect the appearance of your Taiping County?

"Master Sun, this is not right. You haven't heard much. Master Sun, do you understand what it means to adapt to local customs?"

"Our law has been promulgated for more than half a year. You can go into the city and ask any citizen." Jiang Yuan said indifferently.

Sun Xin took a deep breath and was about to speak when he suddenly felt the urge to urinate.

Others can urinate and defecate anywhere, but he, Sun Xin, is a local official after all, and he really can't take out his penis in front of so many people.

"Magister Jiang, why don't we go into the city first?"

Jiang Yuan shook his head decisively: "No, we should first explain the situation clearly before entering the city, otherwise it will be difficult to explain after the incident."

Going into the city? That's a nice thought!

If you don't want to wet your pants, just hold your nose and admit all these mistakes, otherwise you'll have to wait for the news of your wet pants to spread throughout Yunzhou!

With this plan in mind, Jiang Yuan started practicing Tai Chi directly.

No matter what you say, Sun Xin, I will not let you enter the city. I want to see how long you can hold it in!

"Sir Sun, actually, you can't blame them. I know a little bit about medicine, and it's been recorded in books that men can't hold it in all the time, otherwise it will easily hurt their little brothers." Jiang Yuan looked at Sun Xin with a smile.

"This... I'm afraid we can't take it seriously." Sun Xin whispered while twisting his legs.

"It must be true. You are a doctor and I am a doctor." Jiang Yuan retorted loudly.

These words instantly made Sun Xin break out in a cold sweat. If he really got suffocated, what hope would he have in this life?

Finally, half a minute later, Sun Xin, sweating profusely, accepted all the bills.

"Master Sun, why didn't you say this earlier? We've delayed for so long. I think it's getting late. Let's go into the city." Jiang Yuan said, leading the way.

"Magister Jiang, is there a toilet nearby?" Sun Xin asked with a red face.

"Oh, there are some right when you get into town. They're the ones with little people on them. The ones where you stand are for men, and the ones where you squat are for women."

As soon as Jiang Yuan finished speaking, Sun Xin rushed out like lightning. At this moment, his speed was catching up with that of a second-level master.

"Sir, what should we do with these people?" Li Hu and Chen Qing walked side by side.

Jiang Yuan pondered for a moment and said, "Don't worry. Take them into the city and find a place to settle them down. At night, make some porridge for them. Just give each of them half a bowl. Then, ask the owner of Taiping Restaurant to come over. Do you understand what I mean?"

Li Hu looked at Jiang Yuan with a somewhat struggling expression: "Sir, this can't be too unfair to them, right?"

Jiang Yuan glared at them and said confidently, "What are you talking about? What kind of talk are you talking about? Did I force them to pee or drink water? Or did I force them to spend money at night?"

"We are just providing this service. They can choose not to eat it. If they do, they will have to pay for it."

"Hurry up and do it!" Jiang Yuan waved his hand impatiently, turned around and took Wang Gang into the county town.

The two waited at the city gate for a while, and Sun Xin finally walked out of the toilet with a relieved look on his face.

"Lord Sun, you are finally out. Come on, I will take you to your residence." Jiang Yuan said with a smile.

Sun Xin glared at Jiang Yuan fiercely, regretting his decision to the core.

I spent fifty or sixty thousand taels of silver in one day, but didn't see anything. What the hell is this?

After the two of them walked along the street for a while, Sun Xin reluctantly grabbed a commoner and said, "Young man, I have a question for you."

"What's the penalty for urinating and defecating anywhere in Taiping County?"

The young man squinted at Sun Xin and said, "New here, huh? A fine of ten taels of silver will be imposed for minor urination, and fifty taels for major urination."

Sun Xin grinned and said, this guy really didn't lie to me.

"Well, what if someone can't help but need to solve it? Isn't this much money equivalent to an ordinary person's annual harvest?" Sun Xin asked without giving up.

The young man pointed around angrily and said, "Sir, look around the city. There's a toilet every few hundred meters, and every household has one too. How could you resist this?"

Sun Xin looked around in amazement. It was really fucking amazing.

At this moment, Jiang Yuan slowly said, "Look, Master Sun, I didn't tell a single lie, did I?"

"I can't figure it out, actually. If your people need to go to the toilet, just tell them and someone will naturally take them there. If all else fails, they can ask us for a toilet bucket. But they insist on using it anywhere. I thought it was a tradition in your Taizong County."

Sun Xin grabbed his hair with both hands and exhaled with difficulty.

Why the hell did you say it out loud?

You cheated me, and then you told me that I didn't need to spend the money.

I accepted the loss and I admit it, but why did you say it out loud? Why!

"Okay, today really opened my eyes, but you have built so many toilets in Taiping County, it must be very troublesome to manage them." Sun Xin sighed.

"No trouble! Not at all."

Before Jiang Yuan could speak, the young man next to him started shouting.

"Oh? Isn't this troublesome? Regular cleaning alone would require a lot of manpower, right?" Sun Xin looked at the young man suspiciously.

The young man smiled crookedly, "Huh? That's not necessary at all. All of these toilets have pipes installed underneath them. It was a huge project. The people of Taiping County worked together for two full months."

Sun Xin nodded slightly. "So that's how it is. Using pipes to collect these filthy things together will make it easier to dispose of them."

"This design is quite clever. I wonder who came up with it?"

"Nonsense! Of course it's our county magistrate who is loved by everyone and everyone is friendly to him." The young man looked proud.

"But I still have to correct one thing. I said, these things don't need to be dealt with."

Sun Xin was a little confused. Not deal with it?

According to what Jiang Yuan said a while ago, Taiping County is only a few hundred people away from Shangpin County. Although it may be false, it is estimated that the number is not much different. Add to that the tens of thousands of people who came from Taizong County, and the total number is about 20,000.

Twenty thousand people, their daily eating, drinking, defecating and urinating gathered together, how could this not need to be dealt with?

"You don't understand, right? We connected all these pipes to the moat of Tai'an County, and then..."

"Zhu Zi! Stop the fucking talking!" Jiang Yuan suddenly slapped him and told him to get out.

The corners of Sun Xin's mouth kept twitching, damn it!

Is that human being?

You poop into other people's moat. How can they drink water? It's totally disgusting.

"County Magistrate Jiang, aren't you guys trying to benefit yourself at the expense of others?" Sun Xin looked at Jiang Yuan with a bad face.

They are the only three counties nearby that are close to the area. Once Tai'an County is completely destroyed, it will be their Taizong County.

Although it seems to have been destroyed now, there is still hope for repair. If the pipes under these toilets are connected to Taizong County...

Sun Xin shuddered all over and didn't dare to think further.

Jiang Yuan pondered for a long time before speaking, "Master Sun, you may not know that I am doing this at the strong request of Tai'an County."

"Hehehe!" Sun Xin glanced at Jiang Yuan.

As long as the people in Tai'an County are not all idiots, they will not make such a request!

Of course, from now on, if I believe anything you, Jiang Yuan, say, then I would be an idiot!

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