Genshin Impact: My confession was rejected, so I traveled to seven countries
Chapter 244 How about 5 pounds?
"Lao Mo, look, there's a beautiful woman!"
"Where!?" Su Mo turned his head and saw that there was no one on the road. He was speechless as he looked at Zhang Yan who was trying to suppress his laughter.
"Is it fun?"
Zhang Yan couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Look at you. You turned your head faster than anyone else just now. Why are you pretending to be a gentleman?"
Looking at the people coming and going on the road, Su Mo couldn't help but think of a question.
"Eh? Zhang Yan, do you like fat or thin ones?"
Zhang Yan responded puzzledly: "Why are you asking this?"
"Just asking."
Zhang Yan was a little impatient: "Oh, this kind of thing is just like reading a book..."
"Reading a book?...Puchi, hahahaha..." Su Mo couldn't help laughing.
"Hahahaha, that's right, just like reading a book with you." Zhang Yan continued.
"No, no, hahaha, stop talking." Su Mo laughed so hard that he fell backwards and quickly stopped laughing.
"If you like her, she's pretty. If you don't like her, she's not pretty. As long as you meet someone you like, even if she's not pretty above, she'll become more and more pretty the more you look at her."
"Hehehehe...hahahaha..."
Su Mo laughed, and couldn't help but make Zhang Yan laugh too: "Hahaha, don't laugh, just tell me whether my analogy is appropriate or not. Isn't it?"
“Hahahaha, yes… yes…”
"No, no, buddy, this is so embarrassing... Can you please not say it so loudly?" Su Mo suppressed his laughter and quickly looked around. There was no one around.
Zhang Yan disagreed: "Oh, I looked at it on purpose. There was no one around. Just tell me if I'm right."
"Yeah, that's right, that's what I mean. When you meet the right person, they become more and more beautiful the more you look at them."
"It's like Qian Zhongshu and Yang Jiang, who each said they wouldn't get married before they met each other, but ended up marrying each other after they met."
"Actually, I think that for this thing, liking her is one part, but wouldn't it be better for you to find someone who is a little plump? You see, it's not good to find someone who is too fat, and it's not good to find someone who is too thin. Someone who is a little plump, well, not fat or thin, isn't that just right." Su Mo analyzed with a smile.
"Oh, it's not easy to find someone with a plump figure. Most people want someone who is around five pounds."
"Puchi, hahahaha..." Su Mo was amused again by Zhang Yan's magical remarks.
"About five pounds? Hahahaha..."
"No, how do you know so much? Hahahaha... tell me carefully, have you studied it?" Su Mo teased.
Zhang Yan disagreed: "What's the point of research? I just say whatever comes to mind."
Su Mo smiled and nodded: "Oh my, I'm dying of laughter... OK, OK, five pounds or so, that's really good."
And so, the two continued walking forward while talking.
"Wang Wang!"
At this moment, a sudden shout broke the two people's thoughts.
Su Mo looked in the direction of the sound and saw a streak of black on the tail. He couldn't help but smile and squatted down to stroke its little head: "Qiuqiu, why are you here?"
Qiuqiu showed no fear at all. Instead, she licked the back of Su Mo's hand, her two little paws leaping forward, which was quite amusing. Zhang Yan, who was standing by, saw this and couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.
"Whose dog is this?"
"It's mine." Su Mo answered.
"Yours? When did you raise it? How come I didn't know about it?" Zhang Yan seemed even more confused.
Su Mo stroked the puppy and explained, "It's been a while. Oh, by the way, I picked it up the next day after I stayed overnight at your house."
"Picking it up?" Zhang Yan asked in surprise.
"Yes, it was lying in the snow, looking pitiful, so I thought of picking it up."
"Ah? Aren't you afraid that its mother will come looking for you?" Zhang Yan said in disbelief.
"What are you afraid of? Just come and take care of it. There will be someone to take care of it anyway." Su Mo said casually.
Yes, Yunjin is raising the dog. Wasn’t the dog taken away by Yunjin? Why is it here?
The dog is here, which means...
Thinking of this, Su Mo looked up, and sure enough, not far away, the girl was looking at him with a smile on her face.
Seeing this, Su Mo took the initiative to greet him.
"What are you doing?"
"Buying some things. What about you two?" Yun Jin responded with a smile.
"Just strolling around. By the way, this is my friend Zhang Yan." Su Mo introduced.
"Hello, Mr. Yun." Zhang Yan took the initiative to introduce.
Yun Jin smiled slightly and nodded in response: "Hello, just call me Yun Jin. I heard Su Mo talk about you, and from the way he said it, he almost praised you to the sky."
Zhang Yan heard this and waved his hands with a smile: "No, no, it's all rumors."
After saying that, Zhang Yan became interested and couldn't help but glance at Su Mo. This kid is not bad. Although he looks so mean on weekdays, I didn't expect him to praise me in front of outsiders.
If it were someone else, he wouldn't believe it, but he might believe what Yun Jin said to some extent. After all, the other party was a famous opera actor and it was impossible for him to make fun of him casually.
"But what did he say about me?" Zhang Yan looked at Yun Jin expectantly.
"Uh..." Yun Jin was a little embarrassed for a moment. She had just said it casually and didn't expect the other party to climb up the pole.
"He said, he said..." A trace of embarrassment flashed across Yun Jin's face, and his eyes subconsciously looked at Su Mo, with a look of pleading for help in his eyes.
Su Mo looked at her silently, with a playful smile on his face.
Praising Guan Yan is wishful thinking. You praise him to the sky. Why don’t you say that he was kicked in the head by a donkey?
Yun Jin couldn't help feeling unhappy upon seeing this, and glared at Su Mo with some resentment.
Laugh! What a joke! She was clearly just trying to maintain his image in front of his friends by saying something nice, but this guy not only kept silent when he saw her embarrassed, but also laughed at her. Yun Jin's pretty face immediately darkened at the thought.
"He said you were an idiot for always coming into his house without shoes. He also said that every time you came, he would mop the floor with great effort, fearing that you would leave a bad impression on his floor."
Zhang Yan's face froze. "Uh... this, this can be called exaggeration?"
"Oh, by the way, he meant that seeing you like that, he really wanted to kick you up to the sky. This is really going up to the sky," Yun Jin said nonchalantly.
Hearing Yun Jin's words, Su Mo looked at her in disbelief. Why hadn't he realized before that this girl was so good at spreading rumors? She could turn anything good into something bad. While he did say that, it wasn't that exaggerated.
Bah! When did he ever say he would kick Zhang Yan to the sky?
Damn, slander, he slandered me.
Noticing Zhang Yan's murderous gaze, Su Mo suddenly became anxious. Although they were good brothers, sometimes good brothers could easily fall apart. Especially when instigated by a treacherous person. What a honey trap!
He hurriedly defended himself: "Zhang Yan, don't listen to her nonsense. You just went to my house. Did I say anything? I didn't say anything."
Zhang Yan chuckled: "Haha, I think that's what you think. No wonder you always look so dejected every time I go to your house. So this is why."
Su Mo quickly denied: "No, buddy, don't listen to her nonsense. How could she understand our relationship?"
Su Mo looked at Yun Jin, wanting her to say something.
The other party looked at him with a gloating expression, not caring at all about the big deal.
"Hmph, go shopping by yourself. I'm leaving." Zhang Yan said, turning around and leaving.
"Zhang Yan, Zhang Yan!"
Seeing this, Yun Jin hurriedly tried to smooth things over, saying, "Haha, alright, alright, I was just kidding. Su Mo did actually praise you as his best friend in front of me, and he would always come to you for anything. It's just that someone just gave me a hard time, so I said that."
Upon hearing this, Su Mo couldn't help but cast a grateful look towards Yun Jin.
"Look, I told you I didn't say that. This guy is the one who spread it all."
Yun Jin nodded as if it was a matter of fact. "Yeah, that's right. It's all just a rumor. But the fact that he didn't wear shoes is true."
Su Mo looked at Yun Jin speechlessly.
Sister, no one will think you are dumb if you don’t speak.
It seemed as if he sensed Su Mo's speechless gaze.
Yun Jin stuck out her tongue playfully.
Then he put on an expression as if it had nothing to do with him.
This made Su Mo quite helpless. One by one, two by two, they never gave him peace of mind.
Zhang Yan looked at the two of them and shook his head helplessly:
"Okay, you guys continue shopping. I have some things to do in the bookstore, so I'll be leaving first."
"Hey, I really didn't say that." Su Mo wanted to explain, but was met with a roll of the eyes from Zhang Yan.
"You know whether you said it or not. Let's go."
Su Mo was speechless as he watched Zhang Yan leave. Then he looked at Yun Jin with a face full of resentment.
"Why are you telling him this?"
Yun Jin smiled and said, "Who told you to watch him die without helping? I'm just repeating what you said. Besides, I'll save you from having to worry about this the next time he comes to your house, right?"
"Haha, you are happy, but I am miserable. I don't know what others will think." Su Mo said with some concern.
Hearing this, Yun Jin smiled mysteriously: "Don't worry, he won't think too much." After saying that, he looked at Su Mo's slightly furrowed brow and couldn't help but feel a little surprised: "No way, even you don't believe in your relationship."
Su Mo was somewhat helpless: "I believe it, but no one can guarantee that he won't have random thoughts."
Yun Jin smiled and said, "Just believe it. Don't be so dejected. Come on, I still have some things to buy. Let's go together."
-
I was talking about this casually on the road one time, and my friend Yuan Zhong told me it was around five kilograms, which made me laugh.
Later, when I went to buy potatoes, I weighed two large potatoes in my hands and saw on the scale that they weighed 1.5 kilograms. Oh my god, what the hell...
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