I want to ruin the country
Chapter 72 You have 3 chances!
Yining picked up his pen, wrote on the paper, folded the paper and pressed it on the table, saying,
"You have three chances, start now!"
The fortune teller was happy. I have three chances. You are so stupid. If I still can't guess it three times, then I have lived in vain for decades!
Haha, these ten taels of silver are within your reach!
The fortune teller pretended to pinch his fingers for a long time and said,
"She's a maid!"
Yining shook his head.
"wrong!"
"A girl who will marry with you!"
"wrong!"
The fortune teller was a little anxious. What kind of identity could a girl of this age have if she was wearing servant's clothes?
Finally hesitantly said,
"It can't be Madam Ru!"
Yining laughed loudly.
"You guessed wrong three times, take the money!"
The fortune teller was dissatisfied.
"Neither this nor that, then what do you think her identity is?"
Yining Road,
"Open the paper and see for yourself!"
The fortune teller hurriedly opened the paper and saw two big words "Wife" written on it!
"what!"
The fortune teller was shocked.
"You're lying! How could she be your wife? She's obviously just a servant!"
Yining smiled and hugged Hongxiu in his arms.
"My wife likes to wear servants' clothes. Is that not okay? Aren't you a fortune teller? You rely on fortune-telling. Just looking at clothes and making comments is called guessing, right?"
The fortune teller's face flushed.
"You are deceiving me. How can a mistress wear servants' clothes?"
Yi Fangfang also said in a mean way,
"Don't play tricks. If you have no ability, then you have no ability. If you have real ability, do you need to look at the clothes?"
The people watching the excitement also started to make noises.
"Take the money, don't deny your loss!"
"I cheated the old lady out of 250 coins, and now I'm losing it all!"
The fortune teller still refuses to give up.
"You say she is your wife, then she is your wife. I don't believe it!"
Yining was even happier, "Listen here," he shouted to Hongxiu,
"Are you my wife?"
Hongxiu was held in Yining's arms, her heart pounding violently, her face flushed, but since the emperor had asked, could she say no? She nodded and replied,
"Yes, sir!"
The fortune teller was dumbfounded. A grown-up girl would never marry anyone she wanted.
Suddenly, he discovered something and said hurriedly,
"No, she didn't get her head hanged, and she didn't get married at all. How could she be your wife?"
During this era, or until the 1970s and 1980s, after a girl got married, she would have all the hair on her forehead, temples, and neck plucked out with very thin string. This was called "opening the face."
So in that era, to determine whether a woman was married, one had to look at whether her face was opened.
Hongxiu had never been married, so of course she had never had her face opened. So the fortune teller thought he had found solid evidence and started shouting.
Yining was stunned. He had never heard of a girl having her face done. He was born in 1996, so there was no such thing as a face done. So he was stunned.
He didn't know, but everyone else knew. When they saw it, they could see that the girl had no face and was certainly not his wife. It seemed that the rich young man had lied!
Seeing the emperor looking at her with a confused look, Hongxiu didn't know why. How could she know that the emperor didn't know how to open his face?
Fortunately, Yining had a high IQ. As soon as he was stunned, he realized that something must have gone wrong and quickly looked at Yifang Defense.
Yi Fangfang came over and whispered,
"Master, Miss Hongxiu has not opened her face, which proves that she has never been married, so the fortune teller will not do it!"
Yining only then knew there was such a custom. Although losing a little money was not a big deal, he was unwilling to lose to a charlatan who made money by deceiving people. He was thinking about it when Yi Heping said,
"The reason why her face is not opened is because our master is getting married the day after tomorrow. How can you say that she is not the Madam?"
The fortune teller quits his job.
"That won't do. As long as we're not married, she's not my wife. You're playing dirty!"
In terms of unreasonableness, Yining has never been afraid of anyone except Catherine. He said,
"Then let me ask you, if she's not my wife, whose wife is she? Tell me, is that right?"
This sentence stumped the fortune teller. Although the woman was not married yet, he didn't dare to say that she was someone else's wife. If he did, those servants would beat him to death!
The people around started to make noises.
"Tell me, whose wife is this girl?"
"Yes, tell me, or you'll lose and pay the money!"
There are also people who watch the fun and don't mind making trouble, saying noisily,
"You can't admit defeat. They're just trying to trick you. You can't call her your wife until we get married!"
"That's right, you can't admit defeat, you have to let the young master give you money!"
Everyone was in a commotion, and the fortune teller also became excited.
"Did you hear that? You can't call me wife if we're not married yet?"
Iran Nuclear Flat Road,
"Then what did you call it?"
The way of fortune-telling,
"You can't call me wife if you're not married yet. Besides, you're going to get married soon, and you're still hanging out arm in arm, isn't that immoral?"
Yining said,
"We are willing, who can say that it will hurt your family's morals?"
The fortune teller's face turned pale with anger.
"You...you...you are being unreasonable!"
Seeing his dissatisfied look, Yining wanted to piss him off, so he said,
"Alright, alright, since you're not convinced, we won't count this time. Do you dare to tell me another fortune?"
With so many people watching around, how can the fortune teller say he doesn't dare? Otherwise, he should not be in this business anymore.
He gritted his teeth and said,
"Of course I dare!"
"How about a five-liang bet? If you lose, you give me five liang. If I lose, I give you fifty liang!"
The fortune teller hesitated, his mind rapidly calculating the pros and cons.
Because most people nowadays are illiterate and generally superstitious, when they encounter difficulties, they want to have their fortune told, have their face read, or go to the temple to ask for a stick, etc.
Even when building or repairing a house, or even building a wall or a pigpen, they have to consult a Feng Shui master, so their business is pretty good.
This fortune teller had a good business. When things were good, he could earn one or two hundred coins a day, and at the worst, he could earn thirty or forty coins a day.
Someone said, does that mean he is good at fortune telling and face reading? Bullshit!
Everyone remember, when they talk to you, they always block both ends and never make final statements!
If they guess right, people will naturally spread the word about how great someone is, and more and more people will believe in them.
Even if they guessed wrong, it doesn't matter. There are ways to make it up. They have already laid the groundwork. In the final analysis, either you made a mistake or you were not sincere, and in the end it will be blamed on you!
If someone says something, I want him to say it for sure. I don't want to listen to any ambiguous or specious words.
They also have something to say to you, which is, "The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed. If I tell you everything I want to tell you, it will be revealed and I will be punished by heaven!"
Could you let someone be punished by heaven? Would you risk your life just to have someone tell your fortune?!
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