I want to ruin the country

There are two ways for the emperor to leave the palace. One is the formal one, which is when an auspicious day is chosen, clean water is poured on the streets, yellow earth is paved on the road, all the deacons are gathered, and the emperor has to ride in a sedan chair carried by 64 people, with cloud umbrellas and a crowd of people in front and behind.

The other type is that they feel so depressed and anxious that they change into casual clothes and sneak out of the palace for a stroll.

But Yining thought of the second one.

The Iranian defense is about to cry,

"Your Majesty, they said that if I leave the palace without permission again, I will be severely punished!"

Yining said impatiently,

"Bullshit! I'm going wherever I want to go. Why should I listen to their clamor?"

Iraqi Defense continued,

"The Emperor's safety concerns the entire world. I dare not fail to report this to you, my Lords!"

Yining glared at him.

"Go and report it. I won't take you with me. We'll go and have fun on our own!"

Iraqi defense remained unmoved;

"Whether you take me with you or not, I will report to you!"

Yining said angrily,

"Go, go, go quickly, I won't stop you!"

Yi Fangfang really wants to leave, Yining said,

"I reform!"

"The slave is here!"

Yining frightened him,

"You guys, lock this old guy up in the stable!"

They were stunned where they stood. They knew that the emperor was probably joking, but if Yi Guofang didn't change his words, they would have no choice but to obey his orders. The emperor could say whatever he wanted. If he said it was a joke, then it was a joke. If he said it was serious, then you had to carry it out!

The defense of Iraq is in a dilemma. The emperor can turn against them at any time!

But he still wanted to insist. It was just a stable, and it wasn't very dirty in there. It was acceptable.

He stared at her and refused to change his words. Yining saw that he was not convinced and could not really lock him up in the stable, so he asked again,

"I ask you, can you guys protect me?"

How to answer this? If you say you have the ability, there will always be people better than you. If you say you don’t have the ability, what’s the use of you!

Just when Yi Fang was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer, Yining gave him another way out.

"Let's not go far, just go to the overpass and play, put on some makeup, and act like ordinary businessmen. Who would know my identity?

Besides, with your Eagle Claw skills, who can withstand a single grab, right? "

It would be better for the county magistrate to take charge now, not to mention that this is the emperor. Yi Guofang saw that the emperor's patience was limited, and in order to avoid being slapped in the face, he had to agree.

Hongxiu came in high spirits. She hadn't been out for five or six years since she entered the palace at the age of thirteen!

Yining put on a dark blue black fox and phoenix lambskin robe, and a black Ning silk Batulu vest with beautiful beads and gold thread trim, dressed like a handsome young man from a wealthy family.

Hongxiu dressed up as a maid, Yi Guofang became an accountant, the big buffalo Yi Fengshou dressed up as a servant, and Yi Heping dressed up as a little servant.

But this little servant boy has red lips, white teeth, picturesque eyebrows and eyes, and a charming appearance. He is no less attractive than the graceful and beautiful Hongxiu when they stand together. The two of them really stand out in the crowd!

Several other people disguised themselves as various characters and mixed in to protect secretly!

After leaving the palace, walk a short distance to the south and you will reach the overpass where "the market is filled with wine flags and drums, and many tourists forget home."

According to the Qing Dynasty's Guangxu Shuntian Prefecture Chronicle:

"Yongdingmen Street connects to Zhengyangmen Street in the north, and there is a bridge called Tianqiao."

This bridge was the one the emperor walked on when he went to the Temple of Heaven and the Temple of Agriculture to offer sacrifices. It was the bridge the emperor walked on, so it was called the Tianqiao.

The bridge is very tall and has white marble railings on both sides.

But later on, the prodigal Guangxu changed the bridge into a low stone slab bridge, and it was completely demolished in 1934, but the name Tianqiao remained!

Yining and his friends strolled to the overpass, but he was too weak to run fast.

When we got there, we saw that the overpass was now very prosperous, bustling with people, and the sounds of shouting and hawking were endless!

There were people setting up stalls, performing arts, fortune tellers and people selling magic pills. It was a very lively place.

What makes Yining, a foodie, most satisfied is that there are so many snack stalls here, selling beef offal, lamb tripe, roasted lamb, stir-fried tripe, and braised beef.

Old tofu, steamed buns, fried dumplings, wontons, sesame cakes, meat buns, meat patties, saddle buns, minced meat noodles, braised pork, green sauce meat, mutton head meat, and fried liver.

Bean dregs, honey cake, fried cake, donkey rolls, soy milk, tea, oil tea noodles, and rice porridge.

Candied haws, candied fruits, sour plum soup, soy milk, tea, oil tea noodles, everything is available. This is the real life!

Seeing an old man coming over with a pole full of candied haws on his shoulders, Yining asked,

"How much does it cost?"

"Two in a string?"

"Have you shaved the core? Is it sticky?"

"It's shaved clean, so if you find a core, you don't have to pay, and if it sticks to your teeth, you don't have to pay!"

"One skewer per person!"

Hongxiu was puzzled, the emperor was quite an expert in buying candied haws!

Yining took a bite and found the sugar on the outside was just right, sweet and crispy, not sticky at all, so delicious!

"reward!"

When Yi Guofang heard that the emperor was happy, he quickly took out twenty or thirty coins and gave them to the old man.

The old man was so happy, Yining glanced at Yifangfang,

"Stingy!"

Yi Guofang saw that the emperor felt that his reward was not enough!

At first, Hongxiu and Yifang were reluctant to let go, taking small bites of the food, their eyes darting around like thieves.

But when I saw the emperor, he had already opened his cheeks and pulled out his back teeth to eat, and he had eaten half of the string of candied haws, and he was cheering while eating.

"Delicious, so delicious!" The way he eats doesn't look like an emperor at all.

Since the emperor was like this, why were they still pretending? They all started eating, which made Hongxiu smile with her lips pursed.

While eating and playing, Yining took Hongxiu and the others for a walk around, and kept buying all kinds of snacks for them. Hongxiu was so happy that she kept chewing with her little mouth and never stopped.

Yining teased her,

"Eat less! We had a good lunch!"

Hongxiu rolled her eyes at him and said,

"Master, you've eaten a lot too! If you hadn't told us to buy it, we wouldn't have been able to eat it!"

"Hahahaha!"

After a few days, Hongxiu had gotten to know the emperor better. She knew that the emperor liked to be casual and he would not be annoyed if he made jokes!

Yining was happy.

"So you're still blaming me. You're just blaming the cook after you've had a full meal, or the matchmaker after you've gotten married!"

Hongxiu blushed, leaned close to his ear and giggled, whispering,

"Master, you are full of witty remarks. Do you still remember that you are the emperor?"

When she went out, Hongxiu put some powder on her face, which smelled great, like orchid and musk!

She was afraid that others would hear her, so she moved very close to Yining when she spoke. The fragrance that reached Yining's nose immediately made him distracted. If they were not on the street, he would have wanted to hug her in his arms and kiss her madly.

Unfortunately, now is not the time. He suppressed his desire and looked back at Hongxiu's pretty face that was so close to him and said,

"What emperor or no emperor? Now I just want to be your lover!"