I want to ruin the country

Yining was happy.

"Haha, you're like Shi Qian, the flea on the drum! And who is the flowery fox?"

Everyone laughed, and Yi Heping said with a red face,

"Your Majesty, they call me Flower Fox!"

Yining asked in confusion,

"Why is it a beggar fox?"

Iraqi Defense said,

"This guy looks better in women's clothes than women. He acts like a slut and a whore. Everyone calls him a slutty fox!"

Yi Fengshou said,

"I call him a slutty fox, but this bastard doesn't want to fight me. I have to change it to a flowery fox!"

Yining said,

"That's interesting. Put on women's clothes and let me see!"

I'm sorry,

"Your Majesty, listen to their nonsense, don't scare you!"

Yining glared,

"Am I that timid?"

The Iraqi defense raised its hands as if to strike.

"The Emperor is in a good mood today, why don't you go!"

"Whoo!"

Yi Heping ran to change his clothes.

Yining said,

"Do you all have nicknames?"

Yi Reform said,

"To answer the Emperor, yes, both!"

"Let's talk about it, it's quite interesting!"

Iraqi Defense Road,

"The Emperor wants to hear it, so please introduce yourselves!"

Yi Reform said,

"Your Majesty, they call me Maitreya Buddha!"

"why?"

Iraqi Defense said,

"This guy is the best at pretending to be a good person. He smiles all the time, but he's really good at scheming people. He's really ruthless!"

Yiningdao pointed at him and said,

"This kind of person is the worst. I must be wary of people like you and not let you scheme against me!"

Yi Gaizhi hurriedly said,

"I dare not plot against the Emperor!"

Yining asked the third brother,

"What about you?"

Yishui Road,

"Your Majesty, I can dig holes. They call me a mountain rat!"

Yining Road,

"You've taken Xu Qing's nickname!"

Yi Shuili was surprised

"Your Majesty, have you also heard about the Five Rats causing trouble in Tokyo?"

"I know, I've seen Three Heroes and Five Gallants!"

A few people were even more puzzled.

"Your Majesty, are you still reading this book?"

Yining didn't know how to answer. Shi Yukun, who wrote "Three Heroes and Five Gallants", was probably born during the Qianlong period. If he were still alive, he would probably be in his fifties or sixties now. As for whether this book still exists, he is not sure.

Fortunately, he was the emperor, and no one dared to argue with him. He nodded.

"Look, I read all kinds of books!"

Yi Shuili was extremely happy, "Haha, the emperor also knows my nickname, I won't be annoyed if you call me that again!"

Yining Road,

"You can dig holes, but it's a pity that your ability is wasted. There are no holes for you to dig in our palace!"

Yi Shuili laughed and said,

"What's the pity? Slaves don't just know how to dig holes. If they can do it, I can do it too!"

"That's good!"

Yining asked Yi Jianshe who had just changed his pants,

"What's your name?"

"Your Majesty, my name is Little Tornado!"

"Hahaha!"

Yining laughed loudly.

"What do you mean, little whirlwind?"

Yi Hongxing said,

"Your Majesty, he runs so fast, no one can catch up with him!"

Yining laughed and said, this guy might be a running champion in the future, and said with a smile,

"I know why you're called Little Tornado. You always wet your pants, and if you don't run fast, you'll get beaten up!"

Everyone burst into laughter again!

At this time, a palace maid came in from outside the door. She looked about eighteen or nineteen years old and was very pretty. She poured a cup of tea for Yining, smiled and stood aside without moving.

Yining was puzzled. She had never seen such a beautiful palace maid before. Why did she look like Joey Wong? If she lived in the future, she would be prettier than most stars!

Then I asked Ipingou,

"What's your name?"

"They call me the Water King!"

Yining asked,

"Water King, why?"

Yiping Oudao,

"The slave can breathe in the water, so it's okay if he doesn't come out for a day!"

Yining nodded.

"This skill is amazing, not many people can do it. It means that even if you enter the water, the King of Hell will have to make way for you!"

Yi Ping'ou laughed and said,

"Hey, I don't know either, but that's what they call it!"

Iraqi Defense Road,

"The Emperor is in a good mood today, so it's fine to say it, but from now on, no more nicknames are allowed. It sounds indecent!"

Yining Road,

"It doesn't matter. Just don't yell when there are other people around. We are a family. It's okay. I'm willing to listen!"

Everyone was very excited after hearing this. It turned out that the emperor has always treated us eunuchs as his own family. Where can you find such a good emperor?

Yining asked Yipingmei again,

"What are you capable of?"

Yi Pingmei replied,

"They call slaves Shadowless Hands!"

Yining asked,

"What does Shadowless Hand mean?"

Iraqi Defense Road,

"This guy is so quick, he always cheats when we're just sitting around playing with money, and no one can catch him!"

Yining laughed and scolded,

"You guys are still playing around with money, aren't you tired of living?"

Several people knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, we are just playing with a few coins, not gambling. Please spare our lives!"

Yining Road,

"You can kill time, but if you really want to gamble, I won't let you off easily!"

"Minions have taken note!"

Yining Road,

"Especially someone like you who's cheating. Be careful not to get caught and have your hands chopped off!"

Yi Pingmei replied with a smile,

"Don't worry, Your Majesty. No one can catch me, let alone them!"

"You blow it!"

When Yi Hongxing saw the emperor looking at him, he said without waiting for the question,

"Your Majesty, they call me Ghost-Seeing Sorrow!"

Yining Road,

"What does this mean? Are you more cunning than a ghost?"

Iraq is enjoying national defense.

"The Emperor is the Emperor, he guessed it right, he's just so cunning!"

"Okay, okay, that's good. You all have your own strengths!"

Yining was puzzled.

"Where has your fox gone? Why hasn't he come back in such a long time?"

Iraqi defense said hurriedly,

"This guy is crazy. I don't know where he went. I'll beat him to death when he comes back!"

The palace maid who just came in spoke up.

"Your Majesty, Yi Heping asked me to report to you that he has gone to borrow women's clothes and may not be back for a while!"

Yining was puzzled.

"What? How far can you go to borrow clothes and never come back?"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed together, and the maid bowed down.

"Your servant greets His Majesty!"

When Yining heard the voice, he realized that the palace maid was actually Yi Heping.

"My dear!"

Yining circled around Yi Heping several times. Even though he knew that he was a man dressed as a woman, he couldn't see that he looked even a little bit like a woman!

Her eyebrows, her figure, and her expression are all extremely charming. If she were to walk on the street, any man would take a few more glances at her. No wonder she is said to be so coquettish and wild!

Yining sighed,

"You slave, if you hadn't told me, I really wouldn't have realized that you're more feminine than any other woman!"

Look at his bulging chest,

"What's going on here?"

Yi Heping reached in and took out two steamed buns.

"Your Majesty, it's steamed buns!"

"Damn, you're really good, why don't you find something else!

But if there really is a woman like you, I will be tempted and will definitely take you into my harem!"