I want to ruin the country

Hearing the "grunting" sound outside like a group of pigs fighting for food, Yining cursed,

"You bastards, stop fighting! If you do, we'll start a fight!"

Yi Heping did not forget to reply while chewing.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty. There's no chance of a fight. We can't finish this table full of food!"

After a while, several eunuchs had eaten their fill and came in to serve with their mouths greased.

Yining Road,

"Are you full?"

"full!"

Yining asked,

"Is it tasty?"

"good to eat!"

Yining said grimly,

“It’s only this once that it tastes good!”

"what!"

Several people fell to their knees with a plop.

"Your Majesty, please spare my life. Your Majesty, please spare my life. We servants will never dare to do that again!"

Yining was puzzled.

"What are you doing?"

Several people kowtowed and said,

"We ate the emperor's meal, we deserve to be beheaded!"

Yining was very happy.

"Bullshit, why would I kill you guys if you're good enough?"

Yi Heping said,

"Didn't you say it was just this once?"

"Hahahaha!"

Yining laughed out loud.

"You guys are so funny! I'm saying that we won't have such sumptuous meals anymore. We're going to have to live a hard life, and you won't be able to enjoy them anymore!"

Iran Nuclear Flat Road,

"Oh, mother, you have made it clear. We are so scared!"

Yining cursed,

"Get up and do what you need to do!"

When several people got up, there was a puddle of water on the ground. Yining saw that Yi Jianshe's pants were wet and asked,

"What's going on? Are you freaking out?"

Yi Jianshe knelt down again and stammered,

"Your Majesty, this servant... this servant..."

Yi Heping slapped his neck.

"Your Majesty, he really peed!"

Yining's nose was crooked with anger.

"Fuck, look at how little you've achieved. Why don't you change your pants right away?"

"Whoo!"

Yi Jianshe ran away with his legs tucked between his legs.

Everyone burst into laughter, and Hongxiu covered her mouth with her hands and laughed so hard that her body shook.

Yining laughed and scolded,

"With your guts, I was counting on you to protect me. It's a shame I gave you such a nice name!"

Yi Fengshou said

"Your Majesty, that's different. If you are in danger, we will definitely kill you!"

The Iranian defense slapped him.

"How can you talk like that? Slap your mouth!"

Yining hurriedly stopped him.

"You old bastard, why do you always slap me in the face? I'm just talking!"

Yi Fengshou quickly said

"I was wrong. We can't die after you!"

Yining laughed and scolded,

"Damn it, you bastard, I have to die anyway, right?"

Yi Fengshou slapped himself.

"No, no, it's not Your Majesty, why can't I explain it clearly!"

The others covered their mouths and laughed, and Yi Fengshou felt even more embarrassed!

Iraqi Defense said

"If you don't understand, don't say it. You just want to say that as long as we are here, no one can touch the emperor, right?"

Yi Fengshou said hurriedly,

"Yes, yes, that's it!"

Yining Road,

"I've understood it a long time ago. It's hard to communicate with you, a person with a thick tongue.

You said you were protecting me, but you got beaten up by a security guard. Isn't that shameful?"

Iraqi defense said hurriedly,

"Your Majesty, among the few of us, he's the only one besides me. Look at how big and strong he is. He can eat as much as several people!"

Yining was happy.

"What a good-for-nothing!"

Yi Fengshou looked at the emperor and saw that he was not angry, and muttered softly,

"A slave is not a good-for-nothing!"

Yining smiled and said,

"We'll talk about whether he's a good-for-nothing later. Let's send Hongxiu back first!"

"Whoo!"

When they arrived at Hongxiu's residence, the four girls who served her, Chunlan, Xiahe, Qiuju and Dongmei, knelt down and kowtowed to welcome the emperor.

Yining Road

"Get up, let me see who is the most beautiful among you!"

It didn't matter what he said. Several girls stood up but lowered their heads, not daring to look at him.

Yining smiled and said,

"Everyone, raise your heads! If anyone disobeys, make her clean the toilet!"

This sentence worked, and the four girls raised their heads at once.

In fact, they are very willing to be favored by the emperor. If they can be favored by the emperor once, it means that their trip to the palace is not in vain.

If luck turns and she becomes a concubine, a maid, a noble lady, a concubine, or a concubine, then she will have achieved her goal.

If she could please the emperor and become a noble concubine or even a royal noble concubine, she would be promoted to a higher position in one step.

Of course, the queen is also a possibility, but they just don’t dare to think about it.

Yining looked at them, they were so beautiful that he was dazzled. Some were enchanting, some were graceful, and some were naturally beautiful. Damn, it must be so happy to be an emperor!

If I want, it's no problem to sleep with all four of them today. It will just take more time and effort for the Jingshifang to write.

Forget it, let's give the girl a chance to live. If she really sleeps with me a few times and can't have children, she will have to suffer in the palace when she gets old and ugly!

Yining Road,

"Alright, you guys are so pretty that I'm blinded by you. Each one is prettier than the other. Do you have the same mother as the Seven Fairies?"

The girls didn't expect the emperor to be so funny and humorous, and they all covered their mouths and laughed!

Yining Road,

"Don't be happy now. When I have time, I will find you a good son-in-law to marry and then you can be happy!"

Hongxiu smiled and said,

"Why don't you thank His Majesty quickly?"

The girls expressed their gratitude while feeling disappointed, and were talking so excitedly about how the emperor didn't like them.

Just try to fool us by finding a husband for us. Anyone who believes it is stupid!

Yining glanced around and saw a book on the table. He picked it up and saw that it was The Story of the Stone. He asked,

"Whose book is this?"

Hongxiu bowed and said,

"Hurray! This is what Xiu'er saw!"

"The Story of the Stone" is "Dream of the Red Chamber", which was still a banned book at that time, and all of them were handwritten copies.

Yining asked again,

"This is a banned book, where did you get it from?!"

Hongxiu panicked when she heard this.

"Hurray! Xiu'er didn't know this was a banned book. Xiu'er was wrong!"

"Why are you panicking? A banned book is a banned book. I didn't say you can't read it. I actually quite like this book!"

Hongxiu finally relaxed and said,

"Your Majesty, people say this is a rare book, but Xiu'er has been reading it for a long time and can't see anything special about it. Isn't it just a bunch of men and women eating, drinking, reciting poems and composing couplets together?"

Yining Road,

"I've watched it four or five times before I finally understood what it's like!"

Hongxiu was surprised.

"Really? Even the Emperor, the true Dragon Son of Heaven, needs to read it four or five times before he understands it?"

Yining Road,

"The paper is filled with nonsense, a handful of bitter tears! Everyone says the author is crazy, but who can understand the meaning behind it?"

Little stars appeared in Hongxiu's eyes.

"Your Majesty, this is how you speak eloquently, isn't it?"

Yining laughed, finally understanding why Hongxiu couldn't understand this book and said,

"I don't have such talent. This is a poem written by the author, Mr. Cao Xueqin, himself. It's right there at the beginning. Didn't you see it?"