I want to ruin the country

He turned his head and looked at Hongxiu and asked,

"Hongxiu, can you read?"

"Slave..."

"Stop! How many times do I have to tell you to remember? Stop calling yourself a slave!"

Hongxiu didn't know how to answer. If she was not allowed to call her a slave, then what should she call her?

"Long live, I..."

Yining shook his head.

"Your name is Hongxiu, so just say Xiu'er. Hongxiu adds fragrance to the night reading, what a beautiful mood!"

Hongxiu was also very smart and immediately bowed.

"Xiu'er thanks the Emperor!"

Yining nodded.

"Yes, that's good. You haven't told me yet?"

Hongxiu blushed.

"Hello, I can understand most books, but Xiu'er doesn't know many words!"

Yining Road,

"That's not bad. From now on, you can read some memorials for me. Otherwise, I will be exhausted to death by these things!"

Hongxiu's expression suddenly changed, and she waved her hands hastily and said,

"Your Majesty, Xiu'er would never dare to do that. This is a matter of state, and I dare not get involved!"

Yining smiled

"I have named you the Devil King, so why can't Your Majesty read the memorial?"

Hongxiu's face turned red with anxiety.

"Your Majesty, please don't scare Xiu'er. This is a serious matter. Xiu'er dare not be a person who brings disaster to the country and the people!"

Yining thought for a moment and said seriously,

"Xiu'er, you're quite good. You can clearly distinguish right from wrong. I wasn't wrong about you. Go and rest over there. I'll take a closer look!"

Although Hongxiu agreed, she did not go to rest, but continued to stand beside him and serve him silently.

Yining looked at it for a while, felt worried, and suddenly thought of it.

"Damn it, I don't want to see it. There's no need to see it all!"

He began to sort the memorials!

In fact, not all of these memorials are important. Some are just nonsense to show off their presence, asking the emperor if he has eaten, what the weather is like, etc.

Others are like running accounts, writing down whether it has rained or been windy in their area in the past few days. Isn't this a waste of time?

Among them was a memorial that read, "Your Majesty, are you well?"

Yining curled her lips. Damn it, just to pay a visit to the emperor, he had to use the post station to deliver the message thousands of miles away. It was a waste of money and manpower. It was hateful.

Not wanting to pay any attention to him, he threw it aside. Unexpectedly, another memorial fell out of it. Yining thought to himself, it seems that the important matter lies here.

When I took it out and looked at it, I was even more confused. I only saw that it said,

"Old Master Du of this mansion has ascended to heaven!"

There was another line of text below, "And someone named Yu Jinguo also died!"

Holy shit, let’s not even talk about who this Old Master Du and Yu Jinguo are, isn’t this a fucking memorial of death?

Yining was furious and picked up a pen to write:

"You want me to go and offer condolences!"

There was another memorial that left Yining speechless. It was submitted by a governor-general in Shengjing and there were more than one. The first one was, "Your Majesty, it is snowing in Shengjing."

In the second book, it snowed again in Shengjing.

The third book, it snowed in Shengjing.

The fourth book: It snowed again in Shengjing.

The fifth book: It snowed again in Shengjing.

Yining felt anger rising from his heart again, picked up the pen and wrote,

"You really have nothing to do! I'm busy with all sorts of things, but I don't have as much free time as you."

Seeing that he was angry, Hongxiu handed him a cup of tea.

"Your Majesty, have some tea!"

In fact, when you are an emperor, you really have to face these nonsensical memorials, and every emperor has encountered them.

For example, Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, had a minister under him named Ru Taisu. He had several things he wanted to report to the emperor, and he ended up writing a long memorial.

Zhu Yuanzhang held back his anger and read more than 10,000 words, but he had no idea what it meant. It was all nonsense. He was so angry that he dragged Ru Taisu away and beat her up.

However, Zhu Yuanzhang was indeed a good emperor. After beating Ru Taisu, he still forced himself to finish reading the memorial. As a result, the last five hundred words were the real business, and he said it in a coherent and clear manner.

Zhu Yuanzhang was very embarrassed and said to Ru Taisu,

"My dear, why write 17,000 words when you can explain it in 500?

Don’t you know that I have a lot of things to deal with every day? I’m very tired! Can’t you be more considerate of me and talk less nonsense? "

During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, the father of Zhang Juzheng, the chief minister of the cabinet, died. He was supposed to go back to observe the mourning period, but Wanli felt that he could not leave without him and did not let him go.

The assistant minister of the Ministry of Justice was fed up with this and wrote a letter to impeach Zhang Juzheng, and also satirized the emperor at the same time.

The Wanli Emperor was so angry that he cursed directly.

"This guy is really hateful!"

Another one is the most nagging emperor of this dynasty, Yongzheng.

There was a deputy governor of the Bordered White Banner named Dase. He seldom submitted memorials. Perhaps because the emperor asked him urgently, he submitted a memorial with these few words in it:

"I respectfully report that your humble servant, Dase, has nothing to report!" This means that he has nothing much to say.

Yongzheng started mumbling when he saw it:

"You have nothing to play? If you haven't played once, when will you play again?

As the deputy governor of a banner, I have asked you all the questions, but you still haven't reported anything. This is a violation of my order.

You read other people's memorials, weighed the pros and cons before submitting your own. How cunning are you?

You have something to say but you say there is nothing to say. You are lying and deceiving the king!

Not thinking carefully and just cheating is not only unfaithful, but also lazy.

It is disrespectful not to ask the master's kindness.

Even if you have nothing to say, write ten memorials to me."

Emperor Yongzheng was really weird for forcing people to write memorials!

Yining glanced at the memorials that he thought were nonsense, picked up a pen and scribbled a few words on them.

"I know!"

"You have worked hard!"

"Thank you for your concern!"

If there are any that are too ridiculous, just write them down.

"What nonsense!"

"Extremely boring!"

"Paws!"

"Bullshit!"

Hongxiu laughed secretly while watching this.

Yining asked,

"Xiu'er, what are you laughing at?"

Hongxiu couldn't help laughing, covering her mouth and said,

"Your Majesty... Xiu'er is wondering... I wonder what these officials will think when they see your imperial edict!"

I guess she felt that laughing at this time would be blasphemous, so she could only close her mouth and pretend not to laugh. The more she did this, the more playful and cute she looked.

Yining curled his lips.

"Love them as much as you want. Who told them to bother me with these bullshit? It's a waste of national resources. I'm doing them justice by not slapping them in the face!"

Hongxiu and Yifang were even more surprised.

"Why is the Emperor swearing?!"

Yining Airway

"Yi Guofang, remember this person. If he submits these boring memorials three times in a row, his exclusive right to perform will be revoked. He is wasting time!"

Several eunuchs covered their mouths and laughed. Their emperor was becoming more and more interesting. Why was he different from the cold emperor before?

How could they know that the current emperor is a cuckoo in the magpie's nest!