I want to ruin the country

Ruijin Road,

"They brought me a bowl of boiled water and two cold steamed buns.

My in-laws said,

"I have something else to do, so I won't accompany you any longer. Enjoy your meal!"

Then he left!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this. This is not right!

The in-laws are here, but you should put the meal aside for now. There is no one to accompany you for the meal. Isn’t this too rude?

Man Hing Road,

"You are talking nonsense. Are your in-laws so ignorant of etiquette?"

Then Ruijin continued,

"As soon as I saw this meal, I felt something was wrong. My in-laws are from a wealthy family, and their lives shouldn't be so poor.

Why are you only giving me steamed buns and water?"

Everyone laughed in their hearts. It seemed that they were only unhappy because the food was not good. They didn’t care whether there was anyone to accompany them or not!

Wen Qing laughed and said,

"I think this meal is worthy of your bunch of dried chilies and walnuts!"

Rui Jin ignored him and continued,

"I was just about to eat, swallowing my anger, when I heard laughter and chatter coming from the back hall. I quietly went over to take a look, and what I saw really pissed me off!"

Wenqing asked,

"What's the matter?"

Ruijin slapped his thigh,

"Their family is also eating in the back, with a huge table full of chicken, duck, fish and meat!

I went back to the front, looked at the steamed buns and boiled water, and I was so angry just thinking about it!

How can I eat while sitting there sulking? "

Man Hing Road,

"You should just walk away!"

Ruijin Road,

"How can I be willing to let go of this evil?

After a while, my father-in-law came out and saw that I hadn't eaten. He asked,

"My dear, why don't you eat?"

"I said, what are you going to eat? I'm just worried about you!"

The in-laws were puzzled.

"Why are you so anxious for me?"

I say,

'The pillars in your house are broken and there are bugs inside!

Over time, these bugs will hollow out the pillars, and your house will collapse!

The in-laws were puzzled and asked,

'There's a bug, how come I didn't see it?'

I say,

"These bastards are eating inside, how can we see them outside? Goodbye!"

Everyone burst into laughter again, thinking that this was the end.

Wenqing smiled and pointed at him and said,

"This time you've let out the anger in your stomach!"

Then Ruijin said again,

"It's not over yet. A few days later, my in-laws came to visit me, and I thought, this time I can make some money from them!

Guess what he brought with him?"

Duanhua said,

"What can I bring that's better than your bunch of dried chilies and a few walnuts?"

Rui Jin ignored him and said angrily,

"He brought two bottles of wine and two fish!"

Man Hing Road,

"We have wine and fish, that's pretty good. It's worth more than your dried chili peppers!"

"I bother!"

Ruijin spat fiercely.

"The two fish he took were cut out of paper. I quickly opened the bottle and tasted it. It was filled with cold water. He licked his face and said to me,

"The wine is thin and the fish is lean, please accept it!"

Hahahaha!

Everyone burst into laughter again. These two in-laws are really tough to deal with!

Wenqing laughed and said,

"It takes in-laws like this to deal with someone like you!"

Duan Hua laughed so hard that he almost choked. He asked,

"I suppose you won't invite him to dinner?"

Rui Jin said angrily,

"If we support his unkindness, we cannot support our unrighteousness!

When the in-laws come, we have to entertain them anyway, and we have to consider our daughter-in-law's face!"

The Imperial Concubine smiled and said,

"That's right. Why do you care about his banquet?"

Ruijin bowed,

"In reply to the Imperial Concubine, my father-in-law is here alone, so let's skip the banquet. He won't be able to eat more!"

Duanhua said,

"Stop talking nonsense and tell me what you want to eat."

Ruijin Road,

"I just gestured into the tea bowl and said, 'Please have some tea!'

Wenqing asked,

"You're just pretending to pour the water, aren't you?"

"He brought me a paper fish, and I could have just shown him how to make it. How could I have the patience to get him some water?"

Everyone laughed again. Yining had guessed what he was going to say and asked,

"So, you also showed him how to eat?"

Ruijin Road,

"Your Majesty is wise, I have drawn a huge pie for him! It's a very big one!"

"Hahahaha!"

Duanhua laughed so hard that he almost choked.

"You in-laws are really something, each one is more stingy than the other!"

Then I heard Ruijin say with a bitter face,

"Hey, my wife slapped me for this and told me I was wasting it!"

This time everyone stopped laughing. They drew a pancake with their hands and it was wasted. What was going on?

Wenqing quickly asked,

"What happened? Tell me quickly, why did she hit you?"

Ruijin sighed,

"My wife said, when will you change your bad habits as a prodigal son?

He came alone, so drawing half a pancake is enough for him to eat!"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone burst into laughter this time!

The Royal Concubine laughed so hard that tears came out.

"You, Ruijin, usually look so serious, but how come you're so funny when you tell jokes? Give me a treat!"

Yining said,

"The Imperial Concubine Dowager is pleased and has awarded me a golden jade ring!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

After thanking him for the reward, Ruijin sat back in his seat!

Duanhua said,

"I can't tell jokes, let me tell you a true story!"

Yining asked,

"What's the matter?"

Duanhua Road

"A while ago, the Emperor sent me to the countryside on an errand, and the servants were away because they were busy.

I was waiting for them by the river when a young lady came. She was extremely beautiful and pretty.

Oh my, I have never seen such a beautiful girl before. My bones are softened, so I went up to her and started chatting with her.

"Where are you going, young lady?"

Duanhua said this while making a lecherous look on her face.

Everyone was happy when they saw it.

Zaiyuan said,

"You really don't look mature at all!"

Duanhua didn't respond and continued, "Unexpectedly, the young lady looked at me, said nothing, and crossed the river by herself."

I hurried to chase him. There was a single-plank bridge over the river. When I reached the middle, I saw an old man leading a donkey on the opposite side!

None of us can get through, said the old man.

"Guest, it's inconvenient for me to lead the donkey. Could you please step back a little?"

Can I give way? I am a prince, even though I am wearing casual clothes, I can't give way to the people. I said,

"If you want to retreat, then retreat. I never give way to donkeys!"

When the old man heard this, he pondered for a moment and said,

'I am the exact opposite, old man!'

After saying this, he really shouted and drove the donkey back, haha!"

Hahahaha!

Everyone was smart and understood the joke, so they burst into laughter again!

The Imperial Concubine Dowager was a loyal elder who never played tricks on others. He did not react for a moment and quietly asked Yining

"what happened?"

Yining leaned over and whispered something in her ear, and the imperial concubine was also happy.

This kid, just to entertain me, put himself at risk, reward!"

Yining Road,

"A jade cigarette holder for Prince Zheng!"

Wenqing and Ruijin were acting like crosstalk, and Duanhua's interjections livened up the atmosphere.

The Imperial Concubine Dowager's brows relaxed and she was very happy.

As he was speaking, there was a sound of explosion and fireworks bloomed in the sky outside the palace.