I want to ruin the country

Kong Xiangguo suppressed his anger and took a piece of Nine-turn Large Intestine and put it into his mouth, hiding his embarrassment. He chewed and said,

“It’s no exaggeration to say that Nine-turn Large Intestine is the number one dish in Shandong cuisine. It’s the only dish I’ve ever loved.

If you want to talk about authentic cooking, we have to thank our Kong family’s chef!”

Liu Heita laughed and said,

"Haha, you're a good eater, don't you have some meat?"

Kongxiang National Road,

"Yeah, it's these two, otherwise I wouldn't have brought Kong Fu along with me when I was running for my life!"

Liu Heita Road,

"Second Master, what do you think it would taste like if this Nine-Turn Large Intestine was made with human intestines? Would it be more delicious?"

When Kong Xiangguo thought of the scene where Heita eats human flesh, he almost spit out the food in his mouth.

"Cough cough cough," he choked and his face turned red.

After coughing for a while, he said,

"Boss, everything about you is good, except this one preference I don't agree with. It makes me sick just thinking about it!"

Liu Heita laughed loudly.

"Hahahaha, why are you so disgusted? Human hearts, livers, and internal organs are the most delicious ingredients, but you're just not lucky enough to enjoy them!"

Kong Xiangguo thought of the scene of Liu Heita eating human flesh, and immediately lost his appetite and changed the subject.

"I don't know if Third Master is ready, don't miss the opportunity!"

Liu Heita became more interested and drank another glass of wine and said,

"Don't worry, he won't make any mistakes. It's just 300 people attacking a camp of 5,000 people. Are you sure?"

Kong Xiangguo had a fierce look on his face.

"Don't worry, we are sending out a surprise attack. It was a deliberate move. The officers and soldiers would never think that we would dare to attack the camp."

Liu Heita nodded and said,

"That's true!"

Kong Xiangguo said again,

"I carefully selected these three hundred men and personally trained them. They can easily defeat ten on horseback, not to mention on flat ground."

Liu Heita Road,

"That's right!"

Kong Xiangguo continued,

"The soldiers have been on the road for over ten days straight and are already exhausted. I'm afraid their feet are blistered. How can they fight without a few days of rest?"

Liu Heita Road,

"Those Eight Banner soldiers are used to a life of luxury, smoking opium and drinking and gambling. They are really crazy for asking these soldiers to fight and think this crazy kid is crazy!"

Kongxiang National Road,

“They finally got there, but their spirits had already been drained.

After setting up camp and working for half a day, they were even more tired. Once they lay down to sleep, they were afraid that they would not wake up even if there was thunder!

This is why I asked my third brother and the others to take action at midnight!"

Liu Heita Road,

"Officers and soldiers also have visible and covert sentries. If we are discovered, all our efforts will be wasted!"

Kong Xiangguo laughed and said,

"The boss is worrying for no reason. If the two countries were at war, they would not dare to be careless, but this time they are here to suppress the bandits!

They would never have dreamed that bandits would raid the camp!"

Liu Heita Road,

"That being said, if something unexpected happens, they'll be ruined!"

Kongxiang National Road,

"Don't worry. According to them, the bandits should flee when they see the government troops. Daring to try to pull out the tiger's teeth is courting death."

Liu Heita nodded repeatedly and said,

"But with only three hundred people, robbing a camp of several thousand people, that's pretty risky!"

Kong Xiangguo said proudly again,

"Don't worry, Boss. They have taken off their armor and saddles and are now toothless tigers.

Once our cavalry enters, we'll just have to raise our swords and hack and kill. Before they can react, we'll have already killed them from one end to the other!"

Liu Heita Road,

"I hope so. I'm really worried that Third Master won't be able to come back. We brothers have been together for more than ten years and are truly as close as brothers!"

Kong Xiangguo said,

"Don't worry, Boss. My third brother and I are telling you that the purpose of attacking the camp today is not to kill as many government troops as possible, because there are too many of them and we can never kill them all!

What we want is a victory to boost the morale of our brothers!

Make everyone think that the officers and soldiers are just a bunch of pigs, and all you have to do is pick up swords, spears, and halberds and kill them!"

Liu Heita Road,

"I'm afraid my third brother will get so carried away by killing that he won't be able to stop and get caught up in the government troops. That would be the end of us!"

Kong Xiangguo laughed and said,

"Boss, I know the morals of the officers and soldiers, even though you don't know them!

All the officials' thoughts were spent on taking advantage of empty quotas and sucking the blood of their soldiers.

The soldiers are all old, weak, sick and disabled. They spend their time drinking, gambling, and smoking opium. How can they be combat-ready?

When the enemy came, they only regretted that their parents had not given them two more legs. Who would be willing to work for the emperor? Are they stupid?

Everyone knows that without a brain, nothing tastes good anymore."

At this time, a thin soldier came up with a bowl of food.

"Master, the pork is here!"

As he said that, he put the big bowl on the table.

Liu Heita said with a smile,

"Kong Fu, I asked you to make braised pork in the middle of the night. You're not complaining about us men, are you?"

The man called Kong Fu said hurriedly,

"Master, it is my great honor to serve you. How can I have any complaints?"

"Okay, okay, have a drink. I'll give you one on behalf of your master!"

Kong Fu declined with a smile.

"Boss, I dare not use your wine glass!

I'd better go to the kitchen to drink, there are two brothers who are cooking and doing odd jobs here!"

Liu Heita took out a piece of silver and threw it over.

"Alright, I'll give you some silver. Go down and drink!"

Kong Xiangguo took out his pocket watch and looked at it.

"It's midnight, Third Brother should be leaving!"

Liu Heita Road,

"Okay, let's drink and wait for good news!"

At midnight, in a secluded ravine.

Liu Heita's third and fifth in command were lying in ambush here with three hundred elite bandits.

They had just filled their stomachs with beef pancakes.

The third in command also drank half a gourd of Langya Daqu.

The spicy liquor ignited the fire in his heart, and he waved his hand.

"Brothers, are you all ready?"

"Ready!"

The fifth boss cursed and said,

"Hey, spicy guy next door, don't make any mistakes, we are going to risk our lives here!"

"Don't worry, Master Wu. The bit is in the horse's mouth and the hooves are wrapped with cloth. Nothing will go wrong!"

The way of the third master,

"Alright, let's go. Send out scouts ahead. If you encounter any officers or soldiers, quietly liberate them!"

"Order!"

"set off!"

The team of three hundred people meandered towards the military camp of the officers and soldiers.

At midnight, they arrived four or five miles outside the military camp.

The scouts ahead reported,

"Third Master, we found a few secret sentries, all sleeping in their grass nests. We killed them all!"

The Third Master said to the Fifth Master,

"Old Five, these government troops really don't take us seriously!"

The fifth boss said.

"No wonder. If we need to be on guard, we should be on guard against the mountains. Will they think we are raiding the camp from outside?

The official was thinking, "We are bandits. Bandits will run away when they see an official. There's no reason for us to approach them!"

The third in command said,

"He's a cat, and I'm a mouse. I've only ever seen a cat teasing a mouse, never a mouse teasing a cat!"