I want to ruin the country

Yining sighed,

"The country should enact laws to severely punish those who seduce the family members of experts and scholars. Ideally, they should be shot!"

Zhang Xiang sighed.

"We do have this thing called disrupting military marriages, but there's no such rule for people like us!"

Yining nodded.

"The law should be improved!"

Zhang Xiang said,

"Whether it's perfect or not has nothing to do with me!"

Yining Road,

"Since ancient times, it has been difficult to achieve both loyalty and filial piety, and the same is true for family!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

Like us, it is difficult to achieve results if we don’t devote ourselves to our work.

"When you put your heart and soul into it, it's inevitable that you'll lose sight of one thing while focusing on another, and the back door will easily catch fire. There's nothing you can do about it!"

Yining said bitterly,

"Yeah, it's the corrupt officials who eat well, live well, and enjoy the best life. They even have three wives and four concubines. It's so unfair!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"Let's not talk about that. Can you get me some water?"

Yining then remembered and said apologetically,

"Sorry, I'm so excited! What do you want to drink? We have everything!"

Zhang Xiang grinned,

"We have everything, how about an ice cold Coke?"

Yining smiled.

"I still want to drink, where can I get it?"

Zhang Xiang also laughed.

"That thing is not difficult, we can make it ourselves!"

Yining was happy.

"Yes, yes, this is possible. If we make it, we can make money from all over the world!"

"OK!"

Yining said to the outside,

"Serve the tea, the best Da Hong Pao!"

After a while, the palace maid came in with tea, put it down and left again.

Zhang Xiang raised his nose and sniffed.

"It smells so good?"

Yining smiled and said,

"Only two kilograms a year, is that fair to you?"

Zhang Xiang took a sip.

"It's fragrant and delicious. I'll give you half a pound before you leave!"

Yining was happy.

"Why half a pound? Let's each have one pound!"

"That's enough bro!"

Yining Road,

"You're the first one who dares to talk about brotherhood with the emperor!"

Zhang Xiang was also happy.

"What do you want me to do first?"

"Can't we get the electricity first? It's so fucking awkward with all the lights on! Then we can build engines, cars, trains, planes, cannons..."

Zhang Xiang waved his hand.

"Alright, alright, don't tell me I don't know everything. Even if I did, I'd still tire you to death!"

Yining Road,

"I didn't tell you to do it yourself. Aren't we selecting talents from all over the country?

Our country is blessed with talented people and has all kinds of talents. Why not just find more helpers? "

Zhang Xiangdao,

"That's a solution, but from what you said, we need to build an oil refinery first. Without diesel and gasoline, we can't do anything!"

Yining Road,

"You're right. Can you refine oil?"

"Distillation? Just do it step by step!"

The more Yining thought about it, the more headache he had.

"Oh my god, extracting oil is such a hassle!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"That's not a problem. In Tianjin Dagang and Shandong Dongying, you can drill a hole in the ground and get oil. With a motor, making a 'kneeling bug' is a piece of cake!"

Yining was happy.

"Yes, everything is easy with oil!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"Rubber is also very important. You can't make a car without it!"

Yining Road,

"The whole country supports you, whatever you want will be given to you!"

Zhang Xiang nodded.

"No problem, let's get the electricity first!"

Yining asked,

“Without plastic, how would you insulate wires?”

"Don't worry about that. Kraft paper will do. There are many alternatives, but they're just not as good as plastic!"

Yining wished to ignore everything and said happily,

"How about getting you a prime minister first?"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"No, I only work with technology, I'm not interested in anything else!"

Yining smiled and said,

"Then marry a few more beautiful wives!"

"Forget it, I can't serve you if you have too many, and I will be cuckolded!"

Yining Road,

"I'll have the imperial physician prescribe medicine for you, and I guarantee you'll be strong and healthy!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"Forget it. Look at how the imperial doctors treated the emperor. They all passed away within a few years!"

Yining laughed loudly.

"That's true, but didn't Qianlong only live to be eighty-eight?"

"That's a minority, so take it easy. Be careful with your small frame, don't die on a woman's belly!"

Yining Road,

"I've been here for two months and I haven't slept with a woman yet?"

Zhang Xiang asked with a puzzled and suspicious look

"Really? Why? It's not that you can't do it, right?"

Yining felt greatly insulted. Men are most afraid of being questioned about their abilities.

He stared and said,

"I have a girlfriend over there! We do it every day over there!"

This time it was Zhang Xiang's turn to glare.

"Do it every day, you beast!"

Yining grinned and said,

"That woman was afraid I'd find another woman. She said she'd drain me dry. If I don't have the energy, I can't attract cats and dogs!"

Zhang Xiang laughed heartily and gave a thumbs-up.

"Hahaha, that's cruel!"

Yining said hatefully,

"Now that she has no control over me, I'm going to marry a bunch of them over here and make her jealous to death!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"I believe you can do it. How often do you go back?"

Yining Road,

"I only went back three times in two months!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"Damn, it's almost like a business trip! Be careful your girlfriend over there is cheating on you!"

Yining said confidently,

"No, she can't live without me!"

Zhang Xiang was not one to joke around, so he asked,

"You can bring back the information, right?"

Yining Road,

"Of course you can, that's what you see!"

Zhang Xiang said with relief,

"That's good. Some knowledge points are vague, but with the information, there's nothing to worry about!"

Yining asked,

"What's your reward for completing the mission?"

"Panda Academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences!"

Yining was happy.

"Haha, we're the same. We can still be colleagues when we go back!"

Zhang Xiang laughed and said,

"I also have a bonus, a one-million-ton, faster-than-light interstellar spaceship!"

"Ah! Do you have that technology?"

Zhang Xiang looked at him.

"This place is about to be modernized. Can you imagine how advanced technology will be in another 170 years?"

Yining became excited.

"What speed is faster than the speed of light? Can it travel beyond the Milky Way?"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"I don't know, but I guess it's fine. What's the point of coming here if we can't escape the Milky Way?"

"That's right, we have to work hard now!"

Yining asked,

"Who else do you have in your hometown of Jiaxian?"

Zhang Xiang frowned.

"There are so many parents, wives, and children!"

"Take them all!"

Zhang Xiang shook his head.

"You can't accept it. We've never lived together and have no feelings for each other. How can you call them daddy and mommy? And how can you sleep with someone else's wife? Isn't that just hooliganism?"

Yining smiled and said,

"You are still a gentleman, so what should I do?"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"Just issue an edict saying that I'm an official in the capital and give them some extra money to take back. I won't be going back!"

Yining Road,

"That's fine, I'll find you some beautiful wives here!"

Zhang Xiangdao,

"Let's see. I'll find the right one myself. It'll only take me ten or eight years here anyway!"

The two talked for the entire afternoon, and drank a lot of wine together in the evening, and they both got drunk!