I want to ruin the country

Yining Road,

"I don't know them either. There are quite a few of them. The lighting is dim and I can't see clearly!"

"Why did they hit you?"

"I don't know either. It's a bit confusing! It's like he's trying to pick a fight on purpose!"

Catherine Road,

"Who did you offend? Otherwise, why would I hit you?"

Yining Road,

"I have no idea!"

"My dad asked Uncle Cook to investigate. I won't let those guys off!"

Yining Road,

"It doesn't matter, I'm fine anyway!"

"Are you really okay?"

Yining stretched out his arms and kicked his legs,

"Look, are you okay?"

"Should we ask Dr. Miller to come and take a look?"

"No, my own body knows it all!"

"you sure?"

"Sure!"

"Snapped"

Catherine punched Yining in the chest again.

"You're not okay, your problem is serious. You made me worry for a whole day and night. How are you going to compensate me?"

Yining grimaced in pain, thinking to himself, Catherine had just woken up, wouldn't she ask for "bang bang bang"?

"Say it!"

Catherine said aggrievedly,

"I haven't eaten all day. I'm starving. Go eat steak with me!"

Yining wiped the cold sweat off his face and said happily,

"Okay, okay, I'll go eat steak with you!"

Catherine clenched her fists again.

"That's not all, I'm going to punish you!"

Yining thought, what is coming will come! Whatever happens, there is no way to avoid it, so he said,

"No problem, whatever you want!"

"Let's go!"

Yining Road,

"Do you want to go through the discharge procedures?"

Catherine shrugged.

"Never mind him, that's Uncle Cook's business! Let's go!"

The two of them came to a 24-hour Western restaurant. Catherine ordered a lot of delicious food. While eating, Catherine kept asking,

"Tell me, you bastard, what did you dream about? Did you dream about me?"

Yining grinned and said,

"I dreamed that I traveled through time, but I didn't dream of you!"

Catherine refused to do this and raised her hand as if to hit him.

"What? You didn't even dream about me? I won't forgive you!"

Yining said quickly,

"I traveled through time and returned to more than a hundred years ago. Can I still be with you?"

Catherine persisted.

"If I can have you, why can't I have me?"

Yining Road,

"It was more than a hundred years ago in our country, and I was the emperor!"

Catherine curled her lips.

"Tsk, you're just making it up! Why don't you just say you became the president of the Eagle Sauce?"

Yining curled his lips.

"Only you guys are treating the president of the Eagle Sauce like an emperor, and we won't piss on him!"

Catherine rolled her eyes.

"Yes, yes, you are awesome, your country is number one in the world!"

Yining corrected,

"It's our country, understand? You are my wife, so you can only be Chinese!"

Catherine laughed and said,

"Okay, okay, our country, tell me quickly, how did you become the emperor in your dream?"

Yining scratched his head and said,

"It felt quite real to me at the time, but now I wonder if it was really just a dream."

Catherine rolled her eyes.

"Is there anything to doubt about this? Tell me quickly, what did you do in your dream?"

Yining told the story again, and Catherine stared at him with her big eyes.

"Yining, you bastard, you actually let several palace maids see your naked body?"

Yining grinned,

"You didn't listen to so many important things, but remembered these. Isn't this a dream? You're not really jealous, are you?"

Catherine got mad, she grabbed Yining's clothes and said,

"Not even in dreams. You Chinese people say dreams are thoughts in the heart. This proves that you just want a few women to serve you!"

Yining smiled bitterly.

"Grandma, that was a dream I had traveled through time, and you're jealous of me?!"

"You son of a bitch, you slept all day and all night, leaving us exhausted and exhausted, yet you went off to have some fun. How could I let you go?"

Yining Road,

"What kind of word is that? Pissing and pissing like shit! It would be more reliable to say 'falling off the handle'!"

Catherine pouted and said,

"To be in a state of panic and to be thrown to the ground are the same thing. I don't know why we Chinese make words so complicated. It's so incomprehensible!"

Yining grinned,

"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore. I can't explain it to you even if I say it!"

Catherine clinked glasses with him, took a sip of wine, and said persistently,

"Then you continue to say that you didn't sleep with them?"

Yining drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, put a piece of steak into his mouth and chewed it, saying,

"You're overthinking it. Even in a dream, I can't cheat. You're the only one in my heart!"

Catherine curled her lips.

"You're fooling around! Hey, if you become the emperor, wouldn't I be your mother?"

Yining was so angry that he laughed.

"What do you mean my mother? That's called Niangniang!"

Catherine asked with her big eyes,

"What's the difference between one mother and two mothers?"

Yining Road,

"One mother refers to the mother, and two mothers specifically refer to the emperor's daughter-in-law."

Catherine was even more confused.

"Could it be that the Emperor was born to two mothers?"

Yining didn't want to pay attention to her.

"Get lost! When have you ever seen two people give birth to a child?"

Catherine Road,

"Yeah, I really don't understand. Next time you travel through time, take me with you so I can be a queen too!"

"What do you mean by 'taste of being a queen'? That's 'taste of being a queen'!"

Catherine rolled her eyes.

"It's still the same!"

Yining was too lazy to argue with her and said,

"I can't explain it clearly. The Queen has the same status as your princess. Do you understand? Drink!"

Catherine smiled.

"You are at your wit's end!"

Yining said,

"I'm like a scholar meeting a soldier. I can't explain myself clearly!"

"I don't understand you guys, where do you get all those words from?"

Yining said proudly,

"This is our greatness. It's enough for you to learn for hundreds of years!"

"Bastard Yining, you just think you're the only ones who are great. We're all descendants of beasts, right?"

Yining said with a smile,

"almost!"

"Do you believe I will beat you to death?"

"Sure, I won't fight back!"

"Asshole, you know I can't bear to do that, right?"

The two of them were talking and arguing while eating. Fortunately, there were not many customers in the restaurant, otherwise, they would be treated like monsters!

In a short while, all the food on the table was gone.

Catherine Road,

"Look, I'm starving! I ate a lot today!"

Yining also said,

"I ate quite a bit too. I was trying to quit smoking over there and vomited all over the place. I was starving too!"

Catherine's eyes widened.

"Why quit smoking? You don't smoke!"

"I don't smoke, but I smoke opium, so I spit it out!"

Catherine's eyes suddenly widened into the size of buns.

"What, you son of a bitch on drugs?"

Yining smiled bitterly.

"Why can't I explain it to you clearly? I'm talking about over there, more than 170 years ago!"

When Catherine heard this, she thought Yining was still lying to him, and she felt relieved. She waved her hand and said generously,

"Forget it, I don't want to listen. Do whatever you want over there. I don't care!"