I want to ruin the country

Li Baoquan watched the emperor gradually twitching all over and big beads of sweat dripping down his forehead, and he felt very distressed!

He knew that the emperor was craving for cigarettes, so he said cautiously,

"Your Majesty, or else take a puff!"

Yining gasped and said,

"Get out! Whoever is trying to persuade me to smoke opium? Slap him in the face!"

Li Baoquan shrank his neck in fear and dared not speak!

Yining felt like her body was on fire, extremely hot and humid, with no way to vent. She gritted her teeth and persevered, but after a while, she felt like she had fallen into an ice cave, her whole body was cold and she couldn't help shaking.

Li Baoquan watched the emperor suffer so much, which was worse than if he had eaten rat poison. He was so restless that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet. Finally, he mustered up the courage and asked tentatively,

"Your Majesty, would you like some water?"

Yining forced himself to nod.

"it is good!"

Li Baoquan quickly brought a cup of hot tea to his lips. Yining's teeth chattered and he drank two sips tremblingly, but he couldn't drink any more.

He vomited all over the floor with a loud "Wow".

Several palace maids came over quickly, some holding basins, some patting Yining's back, some wiping his sweat, and some cleaning up the dirt on the ground.

Li Baoquan and several eunuchs stood around, unable to do anything.

After vomiting for a while, Yining stopped, rinsed his mouth, and gasped for breath.

Li Baoquan brought over the cigarette tray next to him and said with tears in his eyes,

"Your Majesty, why don't you just take a puff?"

Yining waved his hand and knocked the cigarette tray to the ground.

"you wanna die!"

He was still not satisfied after cursing, so he stood up, raised his feet, and stepped on the pipe with his feet. The pipe broke into two pieces immediately!

Looking at the furious emperor, Li Baoquan and others were so scared that they quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Your Majesty, please calm down. Your servants are truly suffering from your suffering!"

"It's unbearable. From today on, if I smoke another puff of cigarette, I will no longer be the emperor!"

Li Baoquan and the others didn't dare to say anything. Now that things had come to this, would they dare to say anything?

Yining sat down, took a breath and said,

"Li Baoquan, it's too late today. Starting tomorrow, all the opium and smoking utensils in the palace must be put away."

Li Baoquan answered with trembling lips,

"Whoo!"

Yining continued,

"After you collect them, bring them to the front of the palace. I want to see them all destroyed. If you find even a penny of opium or a pipe in the palace again, your head will be chopped off!"

When he heard that his head was about to move, he subconsciously shrank his neck and kowtowed tremblingly.

"The slave obeys the order!"

After struggling for several times, Yining felt exhausted and had no strength left in his body.

His clothes were soaked with sweat, and there was vomit on his chest.

Li Baoquan said,

"Your Majesty, take a hot bath, maybe it will make you feel better!"

This is a good idea, Yining nodded in agreement.

The palace maids hurriedly took off his clothes, but Yining was not used to being naked in front of a strange woman.

Just as he was about to stop them, he suddenly realized that he was the emperor and his body had been seen by these people hundreds of times. What was there to be shy about?

Sure enough, these palace maids were not embarrassed at all to take off his clothes. Instead, Yining closed her eyes tightly and dared not look at anyone.

A palace maid untied the long, shiny braid at the back of his head, poured something into his hair, and began to scrub it gently.

"Damn it, it's such a hassle to drag this pigtail around!"

Soaking in hot water, I felt the temperature was just right and felt much more comfortable.

While two palace maids were scrubbing his body, he still kept his eyes closed, trying not to think about anything else, for fear that he would have any reaction and be embarrassed.

In fact, in his current state, it is difficult for him to react. After all, the feeling of quitting smoking is so uncomfortable!

The two palace maids were very skilled in scrubbing the body, using strong force where it was needed and gentle force where it was not needed, which made people feel very comfortable.

When the water got cold, someone added hot water. Yining thought to himself, damn, being an emperor really is not bad.

But no matter how comfortable a hot bath is, it cannot offset the pain of quitting smoking.

He thought to himself, isn't it said that mind transfer can relieve physical discomfort? Why not give it a try?

I thought of smoking opium again and cursed in my heart, "You crazy bastard, you don't know how to appreciate it. You have food, drink and beautiful women, why don't you do something else? Why do you smoke opium? Isn't this courting death?"

In the end, he died at the age of 31, leaving behind a lot of beauties and becoming a widow. Isn't this a sin?

Then I thought, not only should I quit smoking, I should also drink less alcohol. As the ancients said, the best way to drink is to not get drunk!

This one is easy to deal with. I am the emperor. If I don’t want to drink, who dares to say no to me?

Alcohol can be controlled, but what about lust?

I have been strictly controlled by that little bitch Catherine in the past few years. If I look at the woman next to me for one more moment, my ears will be twisted into a knot. Now, you female devil, you still can control me!

Now we are in the "evil" old society, where polygamy is legal.

Moreover, since he is the emperor, he cannot be short of wives. If he doesn't marry enough, those ministers will not forgive him!

Haha, with three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines, you can be a little bee flying freely among the flowers. What a happy thing it is!

I should pick more flowers, make more honey, and enjoy the blessings of the people of Qi... the blessings of the people of Qi!

But the ancients also said, "A beautiful woman in her twenties has a body as soft as butter, and she carries a sword at her waist to kill foolish men!"

Color is also a steel knife that scrapes bones, and I can't let this steel knife kill me prematurely.

If you want to fight in the flowers, you must first have a good body. Otherwise, it would be too unfair to watch a table full of delicacies without being able to eat them.

But everything should be done in moderation. For example, only three concubines can sleep with him in bed at most in one night. Hehe! More than that, I guess, I can't handle it.

Thinking of the ecstatic scene of being with several beautiful women, Yining couldn't help laughing like a pig!

Several palace maids were puzzled by the smile on the emperor's lips. What happened to the emperor today? Why was he so well behaved and even laughed out loud?

Yining continued to dream his sweet dream. He thought that with such a good life, even if he could not live to be a hundred years old, he would at least live to be ninety-seven or ninety-eight!

At the very least, he should live longer than that old man Qianlong. Didn’t he only live to be eighty-eight years old?

When thinking about getting married, he remembered one thing: the emperor could only marry bannermen.

Damn it, there are so many beautiful women among the Bannermen. This limitation is too much. This won’t do!

I can't give up hundreds of ethnic groups in the world just for you, a Manchu!

Not to mention how many beauties there are in our own country, there are also so many beauties in other continents on the earth, such as China, the US, and Russia!

Of course, he doesn’t want the coal-ball colored ones because he feels sick and can’t eat them. But he will accept any other ones!

Haha! Ladies, just wait, the Emperor of our great China is here!