I want to ruin the country

Yining touched his nose. It was the first time he saw someone actually use their fingers to scratch through such a thick wooden board. He was shocked!

However, he knew that the previous owner of this body had seen it many times, so he couldn't show any particularly surprised expression!

Instead, he said,

"You old bastard, why do I seem to be a lot slower?"

Li Baoquan said with a smile,

"Nothing can be hidden from the Emperor's eyes. I was afraid that the Emperor couldn't see clearly, so I deliberately slowed down!"

Yining said in his heart, I was just lucky, I didn’t expect it to be a lucky one!

"I asked you to teach them some Kung Fu. How are they doing?"

Li Baoquan said meanly,

"Your Majesty, they haven't practiced for long, they're still far from ready!"

"It's far from it. How far is it?"

Li Baoquan replied,

"Your Majesty, that depends on who you are asking."

Yining Road,

"Then let's find someone who's average!"

Li Baoquan immediately said,

"Your Majesty, then let's go with Xiao Guizi!"

After saying this, he said to Xiao Guizi,

"You bastard, show off your skills and make the Emperor happy!"

Xiao Guizi quickly agreed, and someone brought a few more wooden boards from outside. Xiao Guizi found one, which was much thinner than the previous one.

Xiao Guizi shouted, "Hey!" and reached out to grab the wooden board with one hand, and sure enough, he made five transparent holes.

"That's right," Yining said, pointing at Xiao Dezi holding the wooden board.

"How is he now?"

Li Baoquan smiled flatteringly and said,

"Your Majesty, he is the worst, only 20% of my level!"

"Let him try!"

"Whoo!"

Xiao Dezi quickly ran out and brought another piece of wood, but this piece of wood was even thinner, not much thicker than a pancake.

I saw Xiao Dezi put the wooden board on the table, took a horse stance, and with a red face and thick neck, he took a long time to gather his strength. Then he shouted "Hey", and grabbed the wooden board. Not bad, he also grabbed the wooden board and made five holes. He knelt down and kowtowed.

"Your Majesty, I am sorry to disappoint you. I am so stupid!"

Yining Road,

"Get up, this is pretty good. If this were to catch someone, there would probably be a few holes in it!"

Li Baoquan said,

"Your Majesty is wise. How can human flesh and blood be compared to a wooden board? His skills can injure people, but he can't do it as he pleases. He's too obsessed with appearances!"

"Practice hard!"

Yining grabbed a handful of golden melon seeds from the box.

"You guys divide it up, practice hard from now on, don't be lazy!"

Several young eunuchs knelt on the ground to express their gratitude again!

Li Baoquan said,

"Your Majesty, the ginseng soup is getting cold, please drink it!"

Yining had never drunk ginseng soup in his previous life. Not to mention drinking it, he had never even seen it. It was not bad to be an emperor.

Yining felt that he felt a little anxious, short of breath and sweating when he moved a little just now. It seems that his current physical condition is really not that good!

In movies and TV dramas, the emperor drinks ginseng soup as carrot soup. Now I am living such a life too!

It’s also good to drink some ginseng soup to replenish your body. I heard that this thing is the best for replenishing qi!

You have to exercise more in the future, otherwise, with such a half-dead body, how can you take care of so many beauties in the three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines? I'm afraid you will die before the next eleven years!

Li Baoquan brought the ginseng soup and wanted to feed him with a spoon, but Yining was not used to being fed by someone, especially a eunuch!

Yining heard that due to their physical defects, the eunuchs always had a leak when they urinated, and their pants inevitably had a foul smell!

However, he did not detect this smell on Li Baoquan and the others!

After thinking about it, I understood that at Li Baoquan's level, there would be people serving him, and he would not be short of money. Wouldn't it be difficult to make some more replacement clothes?

They surround the emperor every day. If they become arrogant, do you think they can keep their jobs? They would have been kicked out by the emperor long ago!

He actually guessed it right. Li Baoquan paid great attention to this aspect. He would change clothes and take a bath at least twice a day, and he also carried a sachet with him. Not only did he not have a smelly smell, but he also had a faint fragrance.

This is basically the case for the eunuchs who closely support the emperor. Otherwise, who could stand the emperor living among a group of vixens every day?

Even so, Yining was unwilling to be treated as a cripple. He pushed Li Baoquan aside and scolded him with a smile,

"Get out of the way, you old bastard. I'm not disabled. Are my hands for nothing?

From now on, remember this: no matter what you eat, I will cook it myself!"

Although he was scolded, Li Baoquan's face was still full of joy. He knew that this was the emperor's favor!

Yining understood that this guy liked to be scolded.

If you like being scolded, then I will scold you. I may not be good at anything else, but I am an expert at scolding people!

I gulped down a small bowl of ginseng soup in a few gulps and thought it tasted pretty good!

I heard that ginseng soup is a bit bitter, but this one has no bitterness at all and even has a light sweet fragrance. It seems that it was prepared well by the imperial doctors!

After drinking the ginseng soup, the numbness and itching in my body seemed to ease a little, but after a while, that feeling came back!

Not only that, he also started sneezing and having a runny nose! Li Baoquan happily brought over a plate and placed it on the small table on the couch.

"Your Majesty, it's time to draw the longevity ointment. Please lie down and let me serve you!"

"what!"

When Yining saw the things on the table, they turned out to be a cigarette lamp and a pipe. He flew into a rage and slapped them.

"You bastard, you dare let me smoke opium!"

Although Yining's physical condition now cannot be compared with that before he traveled through time, the slap he delivered in a hurry was quite powerful and stunned Li Baoquan!

Why was he beaten again? In the past, the emperor would smoke opium for a while at this time, so what happened today?

Li Baoquan knelt on the ground with a plop.

"Your Majesty, this servant...!"

He wanted to say that he was wrong, but he didn't know where he was wrong. If he said he was right, would he be beaten?

But is there any way to reason with the emperor?

How could he know that the emperor today is not the emperor yesterday, and Yining from the future hates drugs deeply!

After beating Li Baoquan, Yining felt regretful. He then remembered why the original owner of his body only lived for 31 years before dying!

A big reason is that he has three major hobbies. What are they?

Is he like Brother Qian, “smoking, drinking, and perming his hair”?

Of course not, but it's almost the same, he is "drinking, womanizing, and smoking opium!"

As for how he loves alcohol and sex, let’s not talk about it today. The most terrible thing is that he smokes opium!

Before the emperor ascended the throne, his wife Sakda died. They had a good relationship, but the mad emperor missed Sakda very much.

As the old saying goes, "Weddings are like wine and dirty cigarettes." When people are happy, they want to drink a few sips, and when they are sad, they want to smoke a few puffs.

Just like his wife thought, he learned to smoke opium. It has only been about a month, but even so, he is already addicted!