Lu Bu: My wife comes from two thousand years later

Little Lu Zhen has learned to walk. He staggers around in circles in the courtyard of the earth building, stopping after walking for a while to giggle and clap his hands, as if being able to walk is a great thing. Lu Qian follows him patiently, reaching out to support him from time to time, for fear that his younger brother might accidentally bump into something.

Yuan Shang grabbed a handful of meat floss from the table and came over to her, "Little sister, eat some meat!"

"This is my brother, not my sister. Don't shout nonsense. My mother will beat you if she hears it!" Lu Qian turned around and reminded seriously.

"Auntie Mo won't beat anyone up!"

Yuan Shang followed Lu Zhen while eating meat floss. "She is the most gentle and beautiful woman I have ever seen, except for my mother, of course!"

He suddenly sighed, looking troubled. "I miss my mom, but I also like the snacks and toys here. If I go back to the village, I won't be able to eat the snacks, and if I don't go back, I won't be able to see mom. What do you think I should do?"

Lu Qian gave him a look of disdain. "How can snacks be more important than my mother?"

"It's not as important as mother!"

Yuan Shang nodded as he stuffed his food into his mouth. As he reached the door of the meeting room, he glanced at Lü Bu, who was discussing matters inside. Suddenly, he perked up and shouted, "I have a way to have the best of both worlds!"

He went to Lu Qian and said in an elder brotherly manner, "If you let your father marry my mother, then my mother is still your mother, your mother is still my mother, your brother is still my brother, and you are still my brother. We will be a family. I can have an extra father and mother, and I can also have snacks every day. What do you say?"

He looked at Lu Qian with anticipation.

"What a hammer, what a yarn, what a ball!!!"

Lu Qian suddenly became like a little tiger with its fur standing on end. He rolled up his sleeves and glared at Yuan Shang fiercely. "You want to take my parents and my brother away? First ask if this fist of mine agrees to it."

Yuan Shang, feeling that he was older than Lu Qian, refused to be outdone and rolled up his sleeves, glaring back at him. "If I beat you, I'll let your father marry my mother."

"You have to beat me first!"

After Lu Qian finished speaking, he reached under his brother's arms, lifted him up, and placed him back in a nearby rocking chair. He then walked back and hooked his finger at Yuan Shang, remembering Xu Chu's opening remarks in a duel. He pouted and said proudly, "Come on, I'll give you three rounds!"

"The teacher said we should respect the old and love the young. I'm older than you, so I should give you three rounds!"

Yuan Shang stuffed all the meat floss in his hand into his mouth, yelled and rushed forward. Lu Qian looked at the meat floss he sprayed all over the ground, gritted his teeth, walked over and knocked him to the ground with a punch.

Yuan Shang:? ? ?

He was stunned for a moment, then he lay on the ground with his legs up in the air and burst into tears, "You cheated, you said you would give me three rounds... wuwuwu..."

Lü Qian: ...

He scratched his head and said seriously, "Didn't you say to let me?"

Little Lu Zhen sat in the rocking chair, looking at his two brothers, clapping his hands and giggling!

Lü Bu and his companions came out of the conference room after hearing the crying. After understanding the whole story, Zhang Mo turned and smiled at Lü Bu, "So you've adopted a son?"

Lu Bu cried out in injustice, "This is none of my business, it was this kid who wanted to acknowledge me as his father..."

“This business is not losing money!”

Qu Yi laughed heartily, gloating over the misfortune, "Get a son and get a mother! Hey, let me tell you, Madam Liu is fair-skinned and beautiful, with delicate features and a graceful figure. She's a real beauty. Since Amo is pregnant and can't serve, it's not bad to marry another one. My lord, as the ruler of a state, how can you have only one woman? And Ju Su's wife is not bad either. Otherwise..."

"Shut up!" Lu Bu turned around and glared at him coldly, "Hurry up and organize the troops. We'll set out tomorrow!"

"Didn't we agree on three days later?"

"Military emergency!"

"Sure enough, you're narrow-minded!"

Qu Yi muttered something, bowed and took his leave. When he reached the door, he turned back and said fearlessly, "My lord, don't you get tired of eating the same dish for a long time? You really don't want to try other flavors? That feeling... lick, it's really wonderful!"

Seeing Lu Bu pick up the stool on the ground, Qu Yi laughed loudly, stepped over the threshold quickly, and disappeared at the door.

"This guy is really restless. He wants to sow discord between you and me. If he fails to come back with any achievement this time, I will beat him to a pulp!" Lu Bu put down the stool and said angrily.

Zhang Mo walked over and pulled Yuan Shang up from the ground. "It was just a joke. Could it be that you're really tired of it and want to try something else?"

Lu Bu quickly leaned over and said with an apologetic smile, "How could that be? I'll eat this for my whole life, no, even ten lifetimes and I won't get tired of it."

When he heard about food, Yuan Shang's nose started running and tears welled up in his eyes. "What kind of delicious food is it that I could never get tired of eating in my lifetime? Let me have a taste too!"

Lu Bu picked him up and said angrily, "Eat, eat, eat, all you know is eat. Look at you, you're like a ball. Go back to the village and study tomorrow."

Yuan Shang's feet were dangling in the air, kicking his short legs as he looked at Zhang Mo pitifully. "I don't want to go back. Aunt Mo, please bring my mother over as well. And Xu Ziyuan, Brother Ju Hu and the others. There's a school in Jinyang too. Xu Ziyuan can come here and teach."

吕乾握着小拳头叫道，“不行，你想让你娘嫁给我爹，我不许！我爹只能是我娘的，谁敢抢我就揍谁。”

袁尚捂着被揍疼的臂膀弱弱道，“我不让我娘嫁给你爹了还不行嘛？”

"That's better!" Lu Qian unclenched his fist, freed Yuan Shang from Lu Bu's grasp, patted the hem of his soiled clothes, and wiped his tears as he had done for Lu Zhen. "Why don't you recognize me as your boss? I'll protect you from now on, and I can even share my snacks with you."

He winked at Zhang Mo and said, "I can also ask my mother to bring your mother over. As long as I ask, she will definitely agree. This way, you can have delicious snacks and be with your mother at the same time."

"But I'm older than you. You're only three, and I'm six!"

Lu Qian compared their heights and said, "You were only about the same height as me when you were six, and you couldn't beat me. How dare you say you were six? I usually tell others I'm seven, so you should just say you're only four from now on."

Yuan Shang thought it made sense. He still wanted to go to kindergarten anyway. Four years old was four years old. For the sake of snacks and his mother, he decided to acknowledge this boss. He imitated the adults and bowed, "Boss, from now on, I will follow you. I will go through fire and water, but I will do anything you ask!"

Lu Qian patted his shoulder and took out a candy from his pocket, "Be good, this is a gift from the boss, eat it! After you eat it, you must be loyal to the boss and you can't change jobs!"

“What is job hopping?”

"You just can't recognize anyone else as your boss anymore. You have to be loyal!"

Yuan Shang nodded. "I understand. My teacher once said, 'A ruler treats his subjects with courtesy, and a subject serves his ruler with loyalty. Giving me candy is a courtesy, and I must be loyal to you.'"

Lu Qian raised his hand and patted his head with satisfaction, "Good little brother! Help the boss take care of his younger brother. The boss still needs to go practice boxing. When I get better, I will help you beat up the person who wants to take your mother away..."

Yuan Shang stuffed the candy into his mouth and said happily, "Boss is so nice!"

Zhang Mo looked at Lu Bu speechlessly, "Were you like this when you were a kid?"

Lu Bu couldn't help laughing, "I'm not as smart as him. I can only beat people, not bribe them, nor do I have any followers."

He looked at his wife with a smile and asked, "Were you like this when you were a child?"

Zhang Mo shrugged. "I haven't seen the movies from my childhood, so who knows?"

Lu Bu walked over and supported her, "Of course it is. This kid perfectly combines the best of both of us. It's incredible!"

Zhang Mo asked again, "You've grown this tall at the age of three?"

Lu Bu thought about it and said, "That's about right!"

"Oh, that's good. I was always worried that our son might have gigantism."

"What is gigantism?"

"It just means that he is much taller than an average person."