Lu Bu: My wife comes from two thousand years later

At the Yanmen Mayi County Government Office, staff members were also giving advice to the Mayi County Magistrate.

During this period, Lu Bu and his companions performed heroic deeds in Mayi, frightening many bandits. The name of the masked knights gradually spread.

According to the rescued person, there was one knight who was nearly nine feet tall, with a broad back and strong arms, and was very skilled in martial arts. Looking at the description of Lu Bu on the wanted poster, anyone with a little bit of common sense could guess that this person was most likely Lu Bu.

But knowing is one thing, and whether or not to dare to arrest people is another. Lu Bu chased the Hu people alone in Wuyuan, beheaded the Hu general, and killed the border army commander Yang Chao and his confidants among thousands of troops. These things had already been reported to Mayi along with the wanted order.

Lu Bu, this ferocious tiger, cannot be caught without thousands of people surrounding and killing him. There are only a few hundred county soldiers in the entire Mayi County. Even if all of them were mobilized, they would not be enough for him to kill. Although County Magistrate Zhang was greedy for his head, he did not dare to act rashly and alert the enemy before he had a proper solution.

The forest where Lu Bu lived was quite large, and further into it was the territory of Taihang. Even if it was set on fire, he could still escape into Taihang. County Magistrate Zhang thought about it for several days but still had no clue, so he summoned his staff and subordinates to discuss countermeasures.

"Lü Bu's life is extremely valuable. Not only is the government offering a bounty, but the Yang family has also privately issued a bounty. Anyone who can present Lü Bu's head will be able to establish a relationship with the Yang family."

An older staff member twirled his beard and smiled, "The Yang family has been a family that has held the title of Marquis of Chiquan since the time of our great-grandfather, who was rewarded with the title of Marquis of Chiquan for his meritorious service in slaying the Overlord of Chu. Up to the current Grand Marshal, Yang Boxian, three generations have held the position. Their students and former officials are spread all over the country. A connection to the Yang family is far more valuable than the official reward."

After hearing this, County Magistrate Zhang smiled but said nothing. If not for this, he would not have bothered to tug at Lu Bu's tiger whiskers.

"That's right. If we can capture Lu Bu, the promotion of the general will be a sure thing." said the other staff member with a somewhat wretched look.

"Do you have any ideas?" asked County Magistrate Zhang.

The shabby staff member laughed and said, "I've been thinking hard about how to catch him these past few days. I just came up with a plan last night. Maybe we can give it a try."

"tell me the story."

The vulgar curtain said, "Since ancient times, heroes have been unable to resist the temptation of beautiful women. Why don't you seduce him with your beauty?"

A rugged-looking man, upon hearing this, couldn't help but jokingly remarked, "Isn't this plan something you came up with in the bed of some woman in a brothel?"

Another person laughed and said, "He stays in the village every night, so it must be true."

"Can you handle it? Doesn't your wife care about you?"

Facing the ridicule of the crowd, the wretched Mu was completely unconcerned and said with a smile, "No matter how delicious the same meal is, it will become bland and tasteless if eaten every day. But it's different in the Nulu. The women there are so charming and beautiful, each with their own unique characteristics. You will never experience the joy of being a bridegroom every night."

"How wonderful is it? Tell us about it!" the burly man teased.

He smiled obscenely and described the obscene scene in vivid detail.

Next to him, Zhang Liao, who was only sixteen years old this year, was embarrassed by his explicit remarks. Although he had heard many dirty jokes when he was in the army, no one had told them in such detail as Li Zhubu did. Looking at County Magistrate Zhang, he was also listening with great interest and had forgotten about the business.

Zhang Liao endured it again and again, but still stepped forward to remind him, "Uncle, business is more important."

Magistrate Zhang came to his senses and said, "Yes, yes, yes, business is more important, business is more important."

He interrupted the obscene scene and asked, "How to seduce her with beauty?"

The obscene Mu said, "This is easy. Choose a beautiful woman and pretend she's being chased by bandits. Once Lu Bu rescues her, keep her by his side. Then, when the opportunity arises, drug her and make her fall unconscious. Then, capturing him will be easy, right?"

Magistrate Zhang hesitated, "No way! Where can I find such a courageous woman? An ordinary woman would be so frightened by the sight of that killer that she would be unable to speak properly and would inevitably reveal her flaws."

"Of course, ordinary women can't do it, but prostitutes can. These women are very good at playing tricks on people. The men they have seen are like carp crossing the river. They know exactly how to deal with different men. Lu Bu is at a young age with full blood and vigor, so he will definitely fall for it."

Zhang Liao disagreed, "Isn't this too despicable? Lü Bu may be guilty, but he has guarded the border for years and is undoubtedly a hero. Capturing him in this way is inappropriate."

The wretched man said, "What's wrong with that? A criminal is a criminal, and it's fine as long as he can be caught. Besides, if he is seduced by beauty, it shows that he is not a gentleman either. He deserves to be deceived."

County Magistrate Zhang considered it for a moment and then made the final decision, "Let's do as Li Zhubu said. You will be the one to choose the prostitute. Make sure you pick someone reliable, or you'll end up getting caught up in someone else's trap."

Then he said to Zhang Liao, "Wenyuan, lead a group of men to ambush outside the forest and wait to capture the man."

"promise!"

Seeing that the county magistrate had made the decision, Zhang Liao had no choice but to agree. In his heart, he actually hoped that Lu Bu would not fall into the trap so that he could have a good fight with him.

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As night fell, in the woods outside Mayi City, Wei Xu had finished his dinner and lazily lay on a big rock, stroking his fatter belly and counting the stars.

"Brother-in-law, there's not much business around here anymore. Shouldn't we consider moving somewhere else? The person you're looking for hasn't been contacted for so long. Maybe he doesn't exist at all."

Lu Bu took a piece of cloth and wiped his Fang Tian Hua Ji out of boredom. Although he was not sure whether the things in the dream were credible, the people in the dream were real.

For example, Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao, he had heard from passing merchants during this period that these two were born in the Yuan family of Runan, and their family power was even greater than that of the Yang family of Hongnong. There was also Dong Zhuo, who served as the governor of Bingzhou ten years ago. Since these people existed, there was no reason why Zhang Liao of Yanmen would not exist.

In the dream, Chang'an City was broken and he fled eastward in a panic. Zhang Wenyuan, the then governor of Beidi, resolutely followed him eastward.

In the third year of Jian'an, his subordinates encountered Liu Bei's army on the way to purchase military horses, and their gold was stolen. Although Wen Yuan was on good terms with Guan Yu, he still obeyed the order and defeated Xiahou Dun and Liu Bei successively.

He must find such a capable and loyal person.

Judging from the time, Wenyuan should still be a young man now, and perhaps he is not well-known, so it is difficult to find out about him.

"Stay a little longer!"

Lü Bu poked Wei Xu with the tip of his halberd, "You, get up and practice with me!"

Wei Xu quickly moved aside, "I won't. You can knock me down with just one halberd. Sparring means getting beaten."

"I'm only using 20% ​​of my strength. I won't hit you. Hurry up and get up!" Lu Bu said, and was about to go over to catch him.

Wei Xu rolled down the stone and quickly went into the straw hut, muttering inside, "Even if I'm 20% stronger, I can't beat him. I won't!"

Lü Bu sighed helplessly and didn't force him. He sheathed his painted halberd and sat down on the stone where Wei Xu had just been lying. He said casually, "I heard the Yellow Turban Rebellion has been quelled. I wonder who Li Zizheng (Li Su) is hanging out with now, and whether he's made a name for himself."

"Thanks to your instruction in martial arts, he's even more formidable than I am. If he hadn't died on the battlefield, and the rebellion had been quelled, he would have been a meritorious service, right?!"

Wei Xu suddenly perked up and emerged from the hut again. "Brother-in-law, why don't we go to Jizhou and ask around. If he's promising, maybe he can help us."

"We don't even know who he went to, how can we find out?"

At this point, Lu Bu remembered his dream. In the dream, Li Zizheng persuaded him to kill Ding Yuan and surrender to Dong Zhuo. So is he already with Dong Zhuo now?

If he weren't a criminal, he would have surrendered to Dong Zhuo long ago. However, Dong Zhuo wasn't strong enough at the time. It was said that he had been tried by the court for failing to suppress bandits in Ji Province. If Dong Zhuo couldn't even protect himself, how could he protect himself?

Wei continued, "The court sent only three men to Jizhou to quell the rebellion. Judging by the time they went, they either defected to Dong Zhuo or Huangfu Song."

"He's just like you and me, he doesn't have a good background. Even if he makes achievements, his position won't be high..."

Lu Bu suddenly stopped talking halfway, listened attentively for a moment, picked up the painted halberd beside him and walked out of the woods.

"There's business again!" Seeing this, Wei Xu hurriedly picked up his weapon and followed.