The Eternal Beauty of the City of Wealth
Chapter 94: Princes' Car Sickness
The next day, the armies retreated one after another, and the princes stayed in Fugui City.
They watched their troops retreating like a tide from the city wall, feeling very uncomfortable and sighing involuntarily.
After Zixuan finished arranging things here, he released his ceremonial motorcade.
He and Bo Yuan got into the golden RV in the middle, feeling extremely happy.
This competition with the vassal states has made his Fugui City famous on this continent.
If any country dares to invade us again in the future, I will make them lose everything and leave them with nothing but their underwear! Humph!
After the princes came down from the city wall, they were immediately stunned by the dozens of luxurious vehicles. Could these be gifts from the gods?
They looked around the car, touching and looking at it curiously, as if they had never seen the world before.
When everyone was invited into the car, they were even more surprised. Why did they let us sit in here?
Are you going to lock us in and not let us go out? How can we live in such a small house with only seats but no beds?
If I were to figure out how to solve the problem, would I have to poop in this little room? Then, wouldn't I be killed by the stink?
After the driver closed the car door, the princes panicked even more, banging on the windows and yelling, "Let me out! Let me out!"
The driver ignored them, got in the car, started it, stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out.
The princes were caught off guard and were thrown onto their seats by the force of inertia. Ah! Ah! Ah! Everyone screamed in fear.
They staggered back and forth in the car, not knowing where to hold on with their hands, and some of their crowns were even thrown under the seats.
The driver looked at the miserable appearance of these people in the rearview mirror, and immediately a wicked smile crept up on the corner of his mouth.
He deliberately drove the car crookedly, drawing a dragon pattern on the flat road.
This really put the dukes in a terrible state. They desperately grabbed the things in their hands, and their bodies drifted with the rotation of the car.
When the drivers behind the car saw the appearance of the vehicle in front, they immediately understood and began to draw dragons like the vehicle in front.
Immediately, the vehicles carrying the princes on the road began to sway from side to side as if they were drunk.
Immediately, a discordant symphony erupted in the carriage: Ding! Bang! Dong! Bang! Ah! Ah! Ugh, ugh, wow! Wow! Splash! Splash!
When the driver saw that everyone was about to vomit, he knew that they were carsick. They were afraid that they would vomit in the car, so he quickly stepped on the brakes.
The driver behind saw the vehicle in front slam on the brakes and was afraid that the front and rear of his car would kiss each other, so he also braked hurriedly.
In an instant, percussion music began playing in every car: Dongdongbang! Gaga! Dongdongbang! Gaga...
Immediately, the sounds of heads and bodies hitting each other, screams, and harsh brakes mixed together, making a loud noise.
After the drivers got out of the car, they hurriedly opened the door and were shocked to see the embarrassed princes. Oh no! This is a big deal!
So they quickly helped the princes out of the car. After squatting on the side of the road, the princes all started vomiting.
Zixuan had already seen all of this from the rear window of the RV, and she and Bo Yuanle were laughing so hard that they were laughing.
While she was laughing, she patted herself hard, no, she patted Bo Yuan's thighs, and twisted them hard from time to time.
Huh? Why isn't it there? Is it because I've lost my physical body again? I tried again, and she pinched it again, but still felt nothing.
It's so soft and elastic, how can I not feel it? Well, let's try another position. She immediately changed direction and twisted her inner thigh hard.
Ouch! Ah! Ah! Bo Yuan was twisting his thigh hard with Zixuan, the pain was so excruciating that he jumped up with a thud.
Zixuan was startled and looked at him in confusion: "Husband! What's wrong?"
Bo Yuan wiped away the tears of pain and said through gritted teeth, "You little rascal! Why don't you pinch your own thighs and pinch me?"
"Today! Today, your husband must give you an injection and return you! Otherwise, your husband will cry! Cry hard!"
After saying that, he grabbed Zixuan and put him on the bed, forcefully stripped off his clothes, and pounced on him, panting heavily.
Zixuan was confused by Boyuan's series of actions. How come, the person who was pinched just now was not himself, but Boyuan's thigh? How could it not be painful?
Seeing Bo Yuan rushing towards her, she pretended to be angry and half-pushed him aside, still shouting reluctantly: "Bo Yuan, you lecher!"
"You are here in broad daylight... you lecher... you lecher... I will bite you! I will bite you... ah... ah..."
Half an hour later, Zi Chi knocked on the door and said, "Your Majesty, the princes and nobles wish to see you."
"Yeah!" Zixuan responded, and the two of them quickly got up, put on their clothes, and after tidying themselves up, they got out of the car.
All the princes were already waiting outside. At this moment, each of them was disheveled and covered in dust.
Zixuan looked at their faces and secretly laughed in her heart. She pretended to be puzzled and asked, "My lords, what is the matter?"
The princes hurried forward and bowed, saying, "City Lord Zixuan, we no longer want to sit in this iron house. Can we ride on horses or carriages?"
"It's too uncomfortable to sit in this house. We really can't stand it anymore. Please, City Lord Zixuan!"
Zixuan smiled at everyone so charmingly that they were stunned and forgot how uncomfortable they felt just now.
Seeing these men staring at his beloved, Bo Yuan immediately became jealous and coughed twice: "Cough! Cough!"
Everyone finally reacted and immediately looked away, touching their noses awkwardly.
Zixuan then said calmly, "My lords, this is not a house, it's a car. It's much faster than a horse."
"It was my fault. I forgot to give you all motion sickness medicine when we got on the bus just now. That's why you are so uncomfortable."
After Zixuan finished speaking, he waved to a soldier and said, "Go and distribute the motion sickness medicine to the princes."
Here! The soldier agreed and took out a small medicine bottle from his pocket. After opening it, he gave each person two pills.
The princes looked at the dark brown pill in their hands and asked Zixuan doubtfully, "City Lord Zixuan, this, this is not poison, right?"
Zixuan looked at them with strange eyes: "How can you be so narrow-minded that you are jealous of others with your own mean-spirited heart!"
"In your minds, am I really so despicable? If you are afraid of being poisoned to death, I will take it first!"
After saying this, she took the pill from Duke Dao of Jin's hand and swallowed it in one gulp.
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