The Eternal Beauty of the City of Wealth
Chapter 164 Daddy's Death Is Even Laughing
Zixuan chuckled, having heard that Duke Jiao of Ju not only did not cry but laughed out loud during his father's funeral.
So, she became playful and said, "Well, when we meet, I will definitely ask him why he is laughing, hehe."
When he saw Ji Kuang, he couldn't help but admire that this Ju Jiao Gong was quite handsome.
He is tall and has fair skin, and this grown man actually has a pair of peach blossom eyes.
Ji Kuang was also surprised to see Zi Xuan. He didn't expect that she was about to become a mother-in-law and still so young and beautiful.
He hurried forward, bowed, and said, "City Lord Zixuan, I am honored to be so polite."
Zixuan quickly returned the greeting: "Your Excellency, there is no need to be polite. Zixuan is here to show his respect."
After exchanging a few pleasantries, the two sat down and Zixuan ordered someone to serve them tea and drinks.
After drinking a cup of tea, Ju Jiaogong asked Zixuan, "City Lord Zixuan, on this journey here, I have seen that Fugui City has been built by you and is as picturesque as a picture."
"I wonder what brilliant strategies you have used to govern the country. Could you please enlighten me?"
Zixuan smiled softly: "If you want to know the answer to this question, you must first answer a question of mine."
Ji Kuang looked at her in confusion and asked, "City Lord Zixuan, if you have any questions, please feel free to tell me."
"Okay, Zixuan, I don't understand. Why didn't you cry but laughed when your father was in mourning? I wonder why."
This... Ji Kuang blushed. He didn't expect that this matter would spread to Fugui City.
He twitched his lips and smiled awkwardly: "That... City Lord Zixuan."
"To be honest, I laughed so hard in front of my father's spirit for three main reasons."
"First, I have a hidden illness. When I was little, I loved crying, and my father was very angry."
"So, he taught me that I should never cry no matter what happens and that I must maintain a positive attitude."
"At that time I asked my father, 'Can't I cry when you die?'
"My father told me in a stern tone that I couldn't cry! Not only that, I couldn't cry, I had to laugh!"
"So, I remembered my father's words. But when my grandfather passed away, I was very sad and cried bitterly."
"I didn't expect my father to find out. He beat me up and said I disobeyed the king's orders."
"So I developed a chronic illness, and since then, I have never dared to cry again."
"In order to stop disobeying the king's orders, I could only laugh wildly and not cry when my father died."
Zixuan laughed in his heart, there are actually people in the world who use this method to educate their children, haha...
She suppressed her laughter and asked, "What's the second point?"
"The second point is that I saw my uncle spit out his long snot into my aunt's mouth."
"At that time, my aunt was crying loudly with her mouth open. While sobbing, she actually sucked her snot into her mouth and swallowed it. Hahahaha..."
Poof... Zixuan couldn't hold it in any longer, and she spat out all the tea she had just drunk.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
So the two of them laughed so hard that they fell over.
After laughing for a long time, Zixuan wiped away the tears of joy and asked Jikuang, "Lord, what is the third point?"
Ji Kuang said embarrassedly: "City Lord Zixuan, let's not talk about the third point. It's a bit embarrassing."
Seeing that he refused to speak, Zixuan became even more curious and hurriedly pulled his arm.
"Oh, why are you being so fussy, old man? Tell me now, I'm so curious!"
Ji Kuang said helplessly: "Okay, go ahead. The third point is that I saw my father's youngest concubine winking at me."
He finished his words in one breath, then immediately covered his face and dared not look at Zixuan.
Zixuan felt disheartened, as he had thought it was something strange and interesting, but it turned out to be another affair.
He glanced at Ji Kuang with disdain and asked, "Are you so happy to see my aunt seducing you? You're so happy that you're laughing in front of my father's spirit?"
Ji Kuang opened his hands that were covering his face and said with a red face: "City Lord Zixuan, you don't know."
"My aunt is so beautiful, many people are thinking about her."
Zixuan glanced at him sideways: "So, you've got your aunt in your sight?"
Ji Kuang's eyes wandered, not daring to look her in the eye: "No, no."
Zixuan looked at him like this and thought, No? I don't believe you...
Seeing that Zixuan looked unhappy, Ji Kuang quickly changed the subject: "Um... City Lord Zixuan."
"I have answered the questions you wanted to know. It's your turn to answer the questions I want to know."
Hmm! Zixuan nodded: "The reason why my Fugui City is so powerful and prosperous."
"And there are countless things that don't exist in this world, and they mainly rely on the support of two major forces."
Oh? Ji Kuang asked curiously, "There are two more major forces. Which two are they?"
Zixuan pretended to be serious and began to deceive: "This first place depends on a country called Huaguo overseas."
"All these strange and bizarre things in my Fugui City are produced by them."
"Some of the technology has been transferred to us, and Fugui City can already produce many items on its own."
"Ohhh! Not bad, not bad! So, what about the second largest force?"
Zixuan coughed lightly and said, "The second biggest force is that I have the help of the gods."
Immortals? Ji Kuang shook his head: "Where are there any immortals in this world?"
"Those stories about ghosts and gods are all lies. I don't believe them!"
Zixuan found this Ju Jiao Gong quite interesting, so he became very interested: "My Lord, everything I said is true!"
"Zixuan has been enlightened by the immortal and has acquired some magical powers. If you don't believe me, I can show you!"
Ji Kuang asked doubtfully, "Really?"
Zixuan nodded heavily: "Of course it's true, what do you want to see?"
Ji Kuang scratched his head and thought: "Can you make this teacup disappear?"
Zixuan smiled and said, "It's just a little trick, just watch carefully."
After saying that, she waved her little hand and said silently in her heart: Collect!
Immediately, the teacup and the glass of water in front of Ji Kuang disappeared in an instant.
Ji Kuang was startled and quickly stood up and searched the table from top to bottom and left to right.
Then he pointed at Zixuan and said with sudden realization: "Oh... I understand."
"You must be a magician who can hide the cup."
"This doesn't count. Let's try again. The cup we used earlier was too small to hide."
"I'll change to something bigger this time, and see where you can hide!"
Zixuan smiled playfully: "Okay? I'll change whatever you say."
Ji Kuang glanced around the room and asked, "Do you dare to make this table disappear?"
Zixuan laughed: "Haha, why not? Watch carefully!"
After she finished speaking, she waved her little hand, and in an instant, the desk in the study was put into the space.
Ah! Ji Kuang was shocked when he saw this. This, this, if I said I didn’t believe it just now, it was because the cup was small and easy to hide.
But such a huge desk that no man could move it was blown away by her like the wind.
Then he laughed in disbelief: "City Lord Zixuan."
"This is a common sleight of hand trick used by quacks. If it doesn't count, try again!"
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