The Eternal Beauty of the City of Wealth

Duke Xiang of Lu glanced at him and asked, "My dear, what do you think is wrong?"

Your Majesty, I think that Prince Xu is from Qi. Lu and Qi have been at war for years and have become mortal enemies."

Why didn't he develop Fugui City, which was so prosperous and powerful, but was willing to commit himself to the small country of Lu?"

"I am worried that he is here as an undercover agent, taking advantage of the opportunity to spy on our secrets. If he holds an important position in the court, it may be detrimental to our country."

Bullshit! Prince Qiu shouted angrily: "You are talking nonsense!"

"You have a pig brain!"

"Fugui City is so powerful, it would be easy for them to destroy our Lu State! Why would they even need to send someone undercover?"

"With just a wave of City Lord Zixuan's hand, millions of heavenly soldiers and generals can take us all down in an instant!"

"I think you are deliberately causing trouble and don't want the young master to continue serving the State of Lu. What are your intentions?"

Ah! This…this…The minister was shocked. I was just expressing my own opinion. Why is it necessary to use such a big accusation to suppress others?

He immediately broke out in a cold sweat and quickly retreated back into the classroom: "Your Highness, I am sorry for being rude. You are right, you are right."

At this time, another minister came out and bowed to Duke Xiang of Lu: "Your Majesty, although Prince Xu is the descendant of a marquisate."

"But this position of military assistant is very important, and only a man of both civil and military talents can be competent."

"I wonder if Master Xu could demonstrate your civil and military skills so that we can be convinced."

Duke Xiang of Lu nodded after hearing this. This was a good idea, allowing the prince to continue showing his talents.

It can not only intimidate all civil and military officials, but also allow oneself to have a deeper understanding of him.

Prince Qiu yelled again, "Why are you all so nosy? What are you trying to show off? Young Master Xu's talent is far superior to yours!"

Upon seeing this, Zixu hurriedly stepped out and bowed, saying, "Your Majesty, I am willing to give it a try."

He thought to himself, isn’t that just Wen Tao Wu Lue?

I have done nothing else since I was a child. My mother specially hired experts to teach me Tang poetry, Song lyrics, chess, calligraphy and painting.

He also asked Ji Yi to teach him various martial arts and fighting techniques, such as military books, battle formations, and the art of divination. He is proficient in everything, so why should I be afraid of him!

Duke Xiang of Lu saw that Prince Xu showed no fear and was confident.

He nodded and said: "Okay! Since you agree, then you can get started!"

The minister bowed to Zixu and said, "My lord, I'm sorry."

"I am a civil servant, and I would like to ask you for some advice on literature. I wonder if you would be willing to teach me?"

"You are too modest, sir. Why bother teaching me? Let's discuss this together and learn from each other."

"Alright! Then I'd like to ask you, sir, do the hairs on a cow's tail grow upwards or downwards?"

Zixu thought to himself, he really admired him for bringing such child's knowledge to the court.

"Sir, the ox's tail naturally grows downwards."

"Oh? Please explain to me, sir, why does it grow downwards instead of upwards?"

"Sir, there are three main reasons why a cow's tail grows downwards."

"One is the earth's gravity. Under the influence of gravity, the cow's tail pointing downwards is the most energy-saving state."

"Because this reduces the work done by the muscles in the buttocks, making the cow more comfortable."

"Secondly, it is to protect vital parts. A cow's tail that grows downwards can cover vital parts such as the anus to prevent attacks."

"The third factor is the flexibility of the tail. A cow's tail is relatively soft and cannot be bent like a pig's tail."

"So it's easier to keep it pointed downwards, and for these reasons, the cow's tail and hair naturally grow downwards."

The ministers were stunned. What was the Earth's gravity? What was the universe? How could they have never heard of it before?

The minister stroked his beard and nodded, seeming to understand. "Your Excellency's knowledge is admirable. I am grateful for your guidance."

After saying this, he returned to the classroom in disgrace. At this time, another minister came out.

He bowed to Zixu and said, "Sir, I am the Minister of Agriculture."

"As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for the people. Please compose a poem to express the difficulty of farming for the common people. Please enlighten me!"

Zixu was secretly happy in his heart. He said, "I learned this kind of poetry when I was in elementary school."

He immediately returned the greeting, "Master Sinong, you are very polite. Please listen carefully."

Zixu coughed lightly, looked out the window and chanted aloud:

"It's noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat is dripping from the soil."

"Who knows dishes on the menu, A Journey."

"Ah! This... this... what a wonderful poem! A quatrain for all time! What a talent! What a talent!"

Before Zixu finished speaking, there was an exclamation in the hall, and people looked at Gongzixu with admiration.

After hearing Zixu's poem, the Minister of Agriculture shed tears: "Who knows that every grain of rice on the plate is the result of hard work? It is not easy for the common people!

He wiped his tears and bowed deeply to Zixu: "Sir, you are so talented. I am grateful for your guidance. I hope you will give me more guidance in the future."

Zixuan hurriedly returned the greeting: "Master Sinong, you are very polite. Xu is still young and new here. I hope you will take good care of him in the future."

As the two men were bowing and exchanging courtesies, a tall military officer walked out.

He shouted in a muffled voice, "You two! Why are you still paying homage? This general also wants to exchange sparring with you, young master!"

He then clasped his fists towards Zixu and said, "Sir! I am General Di Shimi, and I would like to learn a few of your moves. Please teach me!"

Zixu looked up and saw a huge guy, over 1.9 meters tall.

With a height of 1.85 meters, I already stand out in the crowd, and this person is even taller than me.

This man is tall and strong, with broad shoulders and a big waist, and he exudes a heroic and domineering aura.

Zixu also clasped his fists in return and said, "I am willing to accompany you. Please show mercy, General."

Di Shimi laughed heartily: "You are too polite, my lord. In that case, I will make my move!"

After saying that, he punched Zixu in the face.

Zi Xu was not in a hurry and did not dodge. He walked forward and grabbed Di Shimi's arm with both hands.

He quickly turned around, bent over, and threw General Di over his shoulder. With a loud bang, General Di's tall body fell flat on his back.

Ouch! Di Shimi howled as the quilt fell, thinking, why did I fall to the ground all of a sudden?

He jumped up and rubbed his head awkwardly: "Sir! This trick doesn't count!"

"Just now, General, I lost my balance and fell down. Let's continue!"

Zixu smiled softly: "Okay! Please, General!"

General Di immediately used the move of a ferocious tiger pouncing on its prey, stretching out his two big palms and pouncing towards Zixu.

Zixu quickly responded, took advantage of the situation, and stretched out his right leg to block his legs, then pushed him forward.

There was a loud bang, and Di Shimi was knocked to the ground with his heavy body lying on the ground like half a door.

Ah! General Di thought to himself, I haven't reacted yet, how come the quilt has been knocked down again?

Then he quickly got up and touched his nose, saying, "Sir! I was tripped by you just now. That doesn't count! Try again!"

“Okay! Let’s do it again!” Zixu smiled and gestured for permission.