Starting out as a drug dealer in 1988

While Wei Hongming and others were still excitedly discussing the future in the conference room, Zhao Wenhao had already returned to his office.

He actually had something to do and was planning to go out.

But since these people have come, he doesn't plan to go out to do things, but instead plans to solve this matter first.

Soon, Han Chunming, the HR manager, came into the conference room with two of his men.

I saw them holding several test papers in their hands, and then they were asked to sit down separately.

"Everyone, according to President Zhao's instructions, our Human Resources Department will be conducting a written examination for you. Originally, our written examination would have been quite difficult, but since you are all candidates that President Zhao has given special consideration to, we have intentionally lowered the difficulty considerably.

We will distribute the test papers according to the department you wish to join, and the test time is one hour.

After saying that, Han Chunming waved his hand and began to let his subordinates distribute the test papers.

Wei Hongming took the test paper, added his name, and then began to look at the first question: Please explain what marketing is?

Wei Hongming scratched his head, thought for a few minutes, and filled in the blanks directly: Marketing is selling things.

Then he looked at the second question: As a sales manager, how do you develop relevant sales strategies for emerging markets?

"Ah? Is this what Zhao Wenhao meant by a simple question?"

Wei Hongming couldn't help but mutter below.

He doesn't even know what marketing is, so how can he formulate any sales strategy?

Wei Hongming began to scratch his head again.

He was not the only one who felt the same way. When he looked up at his companions around him, he saw that they were all scratching their heads and sighing.

Especially Yang Xiaofang, with a gloomy face, biting the tip of the pen with her lips, as if she could find the answer by biting the tip of the pen.

At the beginning of 1991, a company had total assets of 1000 million yuan and total liabilities of 400 million yuan. It received a total investment of 500 million yuan from investors that year and borrowed 300 million yuan from the bank. What was the company's owner's equity at the end of 1991?

Yang Xiaofang didn't even know what owner's equity meant, so how could she possibly solve such a simple accounting problem?

However, although she didn't know how to answer all the accounting questions, there were still a few math questions that she had learned in junior high school, which cheered up Yang Xiaofang.

So he skipped the difficult parts for him and started doing junior high school math problems.

But the problem is that he has graduated for several years. Even if he still has some impression of it, it will be of no use!

To be honest, the questions on these exams aren't that difficult. For example, if you ask, "What is marketing?", even someone with a little sales experience wouldn't be able to answer with just three simple words: "Selling things."

Even if you just briefly explain how to sell things, you can get 2 points out of a -point question.

For example, Yang Xiaofang’s first question: she wanted to be an accountant, but she didn’t even know what owner’s equity meant. How could she be qualified for a professional position like accounting?

An hour passed quickly, and during this hour, everyone finally realized what it meant to be sitting on pins and needles, to have thorns in one's back, and to have something stuck in one's throat.

"Okay, time is up. Please put down your pens and hand your test papers to me." Han Chunming knocked on the table, then stood up and looked at everyone.

"call……"

Wei Hongming, Yang Xiaofang, and the others finally breathed a sigh of relief. For them, this kind of exam was simply torture.

Now that it is finally over, I can’t wait to take the test paper.

In their opinion, this is just a show, just to get the job done.

With Zhao Wenhao around, their employment is a sure thing.

"Please wait a moment. We will examine the papers and grade them on the spot. If you pass, we will make the appropriate arrangements."

Han Chunming collected all the test papers and started marking them immediately.

"Puch..."

"why are you laughing?"

"No big deal. I've graded so many written tests, but this is the first time I've seen such a simple question. And yet the answer is so bizarre."

"Puch..."

"You were just talking about me, what are you laughing at?"

"He can even get a problem like 234 times 456 times 789 wrong, and yet he still dreams of becoming an accountant. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry."

……

In less than five minutes, all the test papers had been reviewed.

Han Chunming took all the test papers and scanned them. He saw that among the seven students, Chen Hua had the highest score of 24. Of the others, only one had scored over 20 points.

The funniest one was Yang Xiaofang, who didn't answer a single question correctly, especially two simple multiplication and division questions.

If such a person were really allowed to be an accountant, it would probably take less than a year for all of Hengyuan Electronics' assets to be wiped out by her.

Han Chunming declined to comment, only saying, "Let's go and meet them."

So, under his leadership, several people from the Human Resources Department came to the conference room again.

"Everyone, this is the test paper you just answered. Now I will read out your scores."

“陈华：24分；张敏：19分；赵小东14分；魏宏明10分；韩肖8分；陈城2分；杨小芳0分。”

"Wow..., zero points, hahahaha, Yang Xiaofang, you're awesome!"

"Haha, zero points! I could have gotten 2 points just by guessing randomly."

"I didn't expect Chen Hua to score 24 points. It's beyond our expectation!"

……

When Han Chunming finished reading out the test results, Wei Hongming and others present suddenly burst into an uproar.

However, they were not arguing about how bad their grades were, but instead they all laughed at Yang Xiaofang.

Getting a zero score in the exam was really funny to everyone.

At this time, Yang Xiaofang's face turned red, and she wished there was a crack in the ground so she could crawl into it.

"No, that means all of us will fail. Doesn't that mean none of us can get the job?"

After a few seconds, Wei Hongming finally woke up, stood up immediately and shouted at Han Chunming.

Han Chunming was not moved at all and his expression remained serious.

"Why don't you speak? What do you mean?" Wei Hongming walked over and stood opposite Han Chunming. "I'm your CEO Zhao's cousin. You need to understand the situation."

"That's right, your HR department is just messing around. This test is way too difficult. They must be deliberately trying to trick us."

Yang Xiaofang finally found an excuse for herself and rushed up.

"You must give me an explanation, otherwise this matter will not end. I am Wenhao's only cousin, and you dare to go against me? Believe it or not, I can make you leave with just one word."

As Wei Hongming and Yang Xiaofang stepped forward to ask for accountability, the others followed suit.

Even the youngest, Chen Hua, found it amusing and followed behind.