I asked you to pursue a career, but you turned out to be a scumbag
Chapter 7 This is too bold
In the conference room.
As a new assistant prosecutor, Zhang Hao was naturally not qualified to sit next to the conference table and could only move a chair and sit behind Ji Jianshe.
Guo Hai and others also sat behind their respective prosecutors, holding notebooks to record the spirit of the meeting.
Zhang Hao looked at the secretary Xu Zhongzhong who was talking in front of him. To be honest, he didn't have a very deep impression of Xu Zhongzhong.
In his memory, Xu Zhongfeng's personality was similar to Sun Liancheng, the mayor of Guangming District in the TV series "In the Name of People".
He believed in not being greedy or taking advantage of others, and that the more he did, the more mistakes he made, and the less he did, the fewer mistakes he made. He did not want promotion or corruption, and he only wanted to complete his tasks on time. He would remain in the position of secretary until his death.
After taking a look, Zhang Hao focused his attention on Su Mingzhe. Looking at Su Mingzhe's expressionless face and steady appearance, he was a little puzzled. What was going on?
It shouldn't be.
If he didn’t eat, then I won’t be able to watch the show today?
Xu Zhongfeng continued to speak eloquently in the front: "We learn the spirit of the Party and resolutely implement the Party's ideas..."
At this moment, Zhang Hao suddenly saw Su Mingzhe's face become a little ugly, and his body twisted unconsciously. Suddenly, a loud fart sounded in the conference room, interrupting Xu Zhongfeng's words.
Everyone in the conference room looked at each other, curious about who had farted, and Su Mingzhe also pretended to look around.
Xu Zhongzhong showed a hint of displeasure on his face and continued: "We must strengthen our political awareness."
Puff puff……
Another series of fart sounds were heard.
Xu Zhongzhong's face looked a little unhappy, and he said, "If some comrades have personal problems, they can go out and solve them before coming back."
Everyone in the conference room looked at each other.
Su Mingzhe was also sitting in his seat without moving. If he stood up at this time, it would mean that he was the one who farted just now!
Seeing that no one stood up, Xu Zhongzhong continued, "Since no one is leaving, let's continue. I hope that some of the situation can be brought under control. I will continue to talk about how we must strengthen our political awareness, awareness of the overall situation, and core consciousness..."
As Su Mingzhe listened to the speech, he felt his stomach churning. He tried his best to control it, but it was not something that could be controlled easily. Another series of farts rang out.
There was also a foul smell. Everyone in the conference room pinched their noses, looked around with disgust.
They want to see who is so uncultured that he can fart here again and again without stopping.
Xu Zhongzhong's face was so gloomy that water could drip out of it. He said, "Which comrade has a problem with me? If you have any problems, you can just raise them directly. What's the point of secretly farting in protest?"
"secretary!"
Zhang Hao's voice rang out in the conference room, and everyone's eyes fell on Zhang Hao.
Xu Zhongzhong looked at Zhang Hao and said, "Did you fart?"
Upon hearing this, the others looked at Zhang Hao with disgust.
Zhang Hao shook his head and said, "Secretary, please don't misunderstand me. I didn't fart."
"Then what's the matter with you?"
Zhang Hao said, "Director Su's farts are really stinky. I'd like to ask if it's possible to open the window to let the smell out."
What the hell, was this fart done by Su Mingzhe?
So everyone's eyes fell on Su Mingzhe.
Su Mingzhe looked at everyone's gazes and thought that he must never admit to such a thing, otherwise his reputation would be ruined.
He stood up with a sullen face and said, "Nonsense, Zhang Hao! I know we had a little conflict before, but you can't frame an old comrade like me like that!"
Zhang Hao said, "Director Su, how could you think that of me? I am a Party member and I have Party spirit. How could I slander you?"
"I was sitting in the back just now, but I saw with my own eyes that every time you made a fart sound, you would lift your butt up."
"If this wasn't you who put it there, then who did? Besides, it's human nature to eat grains and cereals. There's nothing to be embarrassed about admitting!"
"What nonsense!"
Su Mingzhe shouted angrily, and then he felt his stomach churning and excruciating pain. The flower in his back garden wanted to burst out, but he held it back.
No, I absolutely cannot let it go. Everyone's attention is on me now. If I let it go now, I will be revealing myself.
His face turned pale because of the pain, and cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
When Zhang Hao saw Su Mingzhe's appearance, he knew that he was in unbearable pain.
So he pretended to be concerned and said, "Director Su, I see you look a little unwell. Are you feeling unwell? Do you want me to call an ambulance for you?"
Others also noticed that Su Mingzhe must be feeling a little uncomfortable at this time.
Su Mingzhe endured the pain and said: "No need, I am now..."
Just when she was halfway through her sentence, she couldn't hold back the churning in her stomach anymore. Pi Yanzi couldn't hold it in anymore, and puff, puff, puff, a series of fart sounds came out.
Everyone's attention was on Su Mingzhe. At this moment, everyone knew clearly that it was Su Mingzhe who was responsible for farting.
"I go!"
At this moment, Zhang Hao suddenly exclaimed, immediately attracting everyone's attention again.
Ji Jianshe turned his head and looked at Zhang Hao, whispering in a low voice: "Xiao Zhang, this is a meeting room, why are you so startled?"
Zhang Hao pretended to be terrified, pointed at Su Mingzhe and said, "Teacher Ji, it's not me who's startled, it's Su... Director Su... he... he pooped his pants!"
what?
Pulled your pants?
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire conference room was in an uproar. Everyone looked at Su Mingzhe, only to see that Su Mingzhe's pants had turned yellow and a foul smell rushed out.
Everyone covered their noses and stared at Su Mingzhe with disgust.
Su Mingzhe could no longer stand there at this time. He simply lowered his head and rushed outside, and soon disappeared from everyone's sight.
Zhang Hao shook his head and said, "Director Su is too bold. Even a three-year-old child knows that you can't trust any farts. Now it's okay, you've pooped your pants, right?"
Ji Jianshe whispered, "Okay, don't talk."
Xu Zhongzhong smelled the foul odor in the conference room and was no longer in the mood to continue conveying the spirit. He said, "Let's end the meeting here today. Find someone to clean up the conference room."
After saying that, he turned around and left. The others also walked out of the meeting room. After all, the smell in the meeting room was really bad. Then, the group of people were still discussing the incident of Su Mingzhe pooping his pants as they walked.
Zhang Hao also followed Ji Jianshe out of the meeting room, and then Ji Jianshe whispered, "Xiao Zhang, did you do this?"
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