Rebirth in 1958: Getting rich starts from Nanluoguxiang
Chapter 384 Who says this guy is stupid? Who is really stupid?
Dabao ignored him and continued to search. Wow, there were biscuits, malted milk, and two tin cans of beef. They were quite old. They were captured during the Peninsula Campaign in 51.
Dabao curled his lips and threw the can to Liu Guifang: "Sister Guifang, this poor guy actually eats this kind of canned food, it's so embarrassing, I'll give it to Xiaowu tonight."
Xue Kui was so angry that he almost exploded: "You little white face, you are the poor devil! This can of beef is very valuable. If you have the guts to put me down, let's duel. If I don't beat the shit out of you, you will be considered clean!"
Dabao laughed: "Duel? Are you still pretending to be a medieval knight? Okay, let's make a bet. I'll do a move, and if you can do it, I lose. If you can't, I win! How about it? Do you want to bet?"
Xue Kui rolled his eyes and said, "Put me down first, and I'll agree to your request."
As Dabao let go, Xue Kui fell down. He was too lazy to think, but he was not stupid. His big eyes banged. After that punch just now, he understood a little bit. It seemed that he should not be able to beat this pretty boy.
Xue Kui's eyes rolled: "Then we have to bet on something, we can't just talk nonsense."
Dabao cursed inwardly, whoever said this guy was stupid, then that person was really stupid.
"What are you betting on?"
Xue Kui chuckled, looking like a fox trying to steal a chicken: "If I win, you will call me dad from now on, and you will also have to make me that roasted venison leg."
Dabao nodded: "What if you lose?"
"Hmm..." Xue Kui shook his head: "I can't lose."
"What if you lose?"
Xue Kuika blinked twice: "Then I will call you Big Brother from now on..."
"Get the hell out of here!" Dabao was so angry that he laughed and kicked him out: "So if I lose, I have to call you dad, and if you lose, you have to call me big brother? And I have to make delicious food for you? What the hell are you thinking?"
Xue Kui patted the footprint on his belly as if nothing had happened: "So what do you say we should do?"
"Haha, that's easy. If you lose, you have to become my disciple."
Xue Kui tilted his head and thought: "What's the benefit of having you as my teacher?"
"The advantage is that there is delicious food every day."
Xue Kui's eyes lit up: "Fuck! Let's bet!"
Dabao held out his hand and said, "A gentleman's word is as good as his word!" Xue Kui clapped his hand and said, "A promise cannot be taken back."
Dabao tapped his forehead and said, "If you dare to cheat, I will tie you up and not give you any food for three days."
Xue Kui said disdainfully: "Hurry up, Zhenjiba is so slow."
Dabao was so angry that he almost went berserk, wanting to pin the bastard down and beat him up to vent his anger.
"Follow me!" Dabao was speechless. This guy was so irritating.
Xue Kui followed him to the stable. The smell in the stable was terrible. Too many people had been imprisoned there in the past few days. Although these people had been paraded through the streets, the stench left behind was still very strong.
"Little white face, what are you doing? Hurry up."
Dabao pointed to the horse tethering stake, which was made of hardwood and was as thick as a man could hold in his arms.
"Can you give it a discount?"
Xue Kui turned around and patted it with his hands, but it didn't move at all. Even if he used a meteor hammer, he couldn't break it.
"I can give it a discount!" Dabao said casually.
Xue Kui curled his lips and said contemptuously: "You are bragging, aren't you? Why don't you go to heaven? It's so rough, even if you use a saw, it will take more than ten or twenty minutes to saw it. Little white face, if you really break it, Master Kui will worship you as his master."
Dabao waved his hand: "Get out of here!"
Xue Kui's mouth turned up like a rotten persimmon, and he stepped aside.
Dabao took off his shirt, revealing his muscular body. He put the shirt on a chair beside him.
Dabao took two steps back, took a deep breath, pushed off the ground with his back foot to gather strength, and suddenly used the killer move of Bajiquan, Tieshankao, to hit the wooden stake. There was a loud bang, and the wooden stake broke into two pieces, and wood chips flew everywhere.
Xue Kui was stunned. Is this guy still a human? Such a rough piece of wood suddenly...
Dabao brushed off the sawdust on his body and said calmly, "I only used 50% of my strength."
Xue Kui suddenly yelled, fell to his knees and kowtowed three times: "Fuck! You are so awesome! I will become your disciple. From today on, you are Master Kui's master."
Dabao was so angry that he kicked him over and said, "Who the hell are you?"
Dabao put on his shirt and walked towards the kitchen. Xue Kui got up and followed him.
"Master, what kind of Kung Fu do you practice?"
"Master, when will you teach me?"
"Master, what's your name? How old are you? How long have you been married?"
"Master, how many months will it take me to become as good as you?"
"Master, when did you start practicing Kung Fu?"
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
"Master, do you have a headache? If you don't have a headache, why are you covering your head?"
"Master, you have cured me by accepting me as your disciple. There are no more handsome and suave people like me now."
"Master..."
"Master..."
Dabao's head was boiling like a pot. What a chatterbox! What a mouthful! How did I get him here?
Two little people popped out of Dabao's head. One of them pulled his arm around his neck and yelled, "Don't hold me back! I'm going to kill him! He's so annoying! He's driving me crazy..."
Another one shouted: Don’t worry, take me with you, I can’t stand it either…
The only person in the world who can make the angel and the devil in his heart agree to kill someone is this bastard Xue Kui.
"Shut up! If you say another fucking word, I'll sew your mouth shut."
Xue Kui's voice suddenly stopped, and he looked at Dabao like a resentful woman.
Dabao washed his hands and took Nuannuan over: "I know your name is Xue Kui'er. I am Qin Dabao, the director of this police station and also your master. From now on, if you don't obey me, I will beat you. If you don't obey, you can beat me if you can."
Xue Kui was stunned. He scratched his head and a flake of dandruff fell off.
"So you are Qin Dabao. My grandfather said you are amazing and have done a lot of great things. He told me to listen to you. I listen to my grandfather the most. He told me to listen to you, so I will listen to you. I will listen to you. Anyway, if you hit me, I will fight back."
"I'm your master, of course I can beat you!"
Xue Kui suddenly realized: "Okay, so you asked me to become your disciple just to beat me up."
Dabao couldn't help but laugh: "I'm glad you know."
Xue Kui was so suffocated that even the steamed buns with meat didn't taste good anymore.
Dabao handed him a bowl of egg soup and said, "Xue Kui, I am the successor of authentic Bajiquan. To be honest, in terms of kung fu, no one in the entire Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei region can rival me. Tell me, you are so lucky to be able to worship me as your master.
If I were you, I would hide in bed and enjoy myself secretly at night."
Xue Kui's eyes lit up. That's right, I've learned his kung fu. If he hits me, can't I just hit him back? Then I can make him kowtow to me and call me Master...
The more Xue Kui thought about it, the happier he became, and he laughed out loud. Dabao saw this and quickly took his daughter and hid far away, keeping a distance from this mentally ill person...
At this moment, Lin Yuxiu ran into the yard crying and shouting: "Director, Brother Dabao, my sister, my sister has been kidnapped..."
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