Oh my god! My secret husband is a billionaire

Qin Ming thought she was going to run away and complained. "Didn't you just go there? Going there again? You have frequent urination!"

Jiang Li was already angry, and now he could no longer tolerate it. He immediately turned into a wild cat with its fur standing on end, and responded with his teeth and claws bared.

"You're the one who has frequent urination. Is your mouth a urethra? Why do you talk so foul? Not only do you urinate frequently, but you also urinate incessantly, with short urination, stranguria, and inability to urinate completely."

For the first time, Qin Ming was so angry that his brain was congested. He slammed the table and roared. "Jiang Li, am I too indulgent to you? How dare you speak to me like that?"

Jiang Li didn't dare to bang the table, but he held his head high and chest out to confront him with full confidence.

"You were the one who started to criticize others, and you still think you're right? Do you think you're my boss or my husband? You're just a car accident victim, so why are you so mean to me? I won't tolerate you."

Qin Ming was speechless and helpless. In desperation, the only thing he could think of was to use money to squeeze her weak spot.

"Oh? Since Miss Jiang looks down on me, the perpetrator, so much, I don't think it's necessary to give you triple the compensation."

"I'll call Lawyer He right now and ask him to change the amount of compensation in the agreement."

"No, Mr. Qin! Don't hit me." When money was mentioned, Jiang Li's face changed immediately. He rushed over, grabbed Qin Ming's hand, preventing him from taking the phone, and admitted his mistake like a machine gun.

"Boss Qin, I was wrong. I was rude. You don't have to pee all the time. You are a mighty force, surging a thousand miles, even more powerful than Li Bai's waterfall, which plunges three thousand feet straight down, and even higher than twenty thousand meters."

"You are the Shenzhou VII fighter among men's launchers, capable of shooting down the moon in the sky and charging into deep-sea turtles..."

As she was speaking, she met Qin Ming's death stare. She covered her face with her hands and knees and jumped on the sofa, wishing she could faint.

Oh my god, what kind of lewd words are she saying? She's flattering so much that even the pure-minded Tathagata Buddha would be embarrassed for her.

Qin Ming was so angry that he laughed.

I really don't know how such shameless words could come out of her mouth. What kind of piss paste is in that money-loving head?

"I'm so powerful? Do you want to try it?"

"No! Shut up!" Jiang Li jumped up from the sofa and rushed inside.

"I need to pee, please lend me the restroom."

"Oh!" Qin Ming didn't react at first. Then he suddenly remembered that there was still a lot of "evidence" in the cloakroom next to the bathroom that hadn't been destroyed. Terrified, he ran to clean up the mess at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.

Jiang Li had just squatted down when he saw a black shadow rushing towards him, and was so scared that it almost flew onto his legs.

"Ah! Qin Ming, you pervert. You actually watched me pee!"

Qin Ming was busy selling the stolen goods while distracted by Jiang Li's screams and wails.

"Hey, bitch, use your brains. Who watched you pee? This bathroom door is one-way glass. Don't be so narcissistic and think that everyone is trying to do something bad to you."

Jiang Li hurriedly finished his work and rushed out of the bathroom, yelling, "If you're not a pervert or a peeping Tom, why did you follow me in while I was peeing?"

Qin Ming was speechless. "Who peeped at you? I just wanted to come in and change my clothes."

"Oh. What a perfect excuse. You didn't change your clothes until late, but you came in to change when I was peeing. Why did you pick such a good time?"

Qin Ming...

This excuse doesn't work, so I have to find another one.

"Yes, I'm here to supervise you peeing. I'm afraid you'll dirty my toilet. I, I, I have mysophobia."

"I can't blow up your toilet, and you're supervising me peeing. Why don't you go supervise the American arsenal?"

Jiang Li pushed him away, wanting to see what he was up to. However, she saw only piles of clothes on the floor of the luxurious dressing room, as messy as a garbage dump.

"Is this your mysophobia? Your own room is a mess like a pigsty, and you still have the nerve to look down on others."

Qin Ming kicked the black sunglasses next to him into the corner and blocked the door to prevent her from entering.

"My mysophobia is only for women. Just like your face blindness is only for men."

Qin Ming's words were true; he was indeed allergic to women. He couldn't touch a woman's saliva, sweat, or body fluids. If he got even a little bit of it, he'd break out in rashes, and in severe cases, it could even cause skin ulcers.

This made him unable to have intimate contact with others. He dated his ex-girlfriend for seven years, but they finally broke up because she couldn't stand the sexless relationship.

Once, Chen Xu even teased him, "You have such a bad body, why don't you just find a man to have sex with?"

Qin Ming scolded him. "I'm going to fuck you! My allergies aren't just to women, they're to men too, just not as severe!"

"Oh! What a mysophobia! You're full of the characteristics of a scoundrel and a pervert. You're so dirty, and you still have the nerve to say you have mysophobia. Pah, you're so shameless!"

"Jiang Li!" Qin Ming was so angry that every cell in his body was burning with anger.

"If I wasn't allergic to women, I would kill you right now!"

"Tsk! You sound like it's true, no one would believe it." Jiang Li looked at him with disdain and made a disgusted expression.

Qin Ming didn't want to waste time talking to this idiotic woman. He simply extended his arm.

"Believe it or not, it's up to you. But I have to prove my innocence, so you don't spread the word that I'm a peeping Tom. If you dare, try giving me a kiss on the arm and see if I get an allergic rash."

"I won't!" Jiang Li felt that he was trying to take advantage of her again.

"Kiss your hands, not your mouth. Why are you so nervous? Do you want to kiss somewhere else?"

"Kiss me, but if you're not allergic later, you'll have to stand on the rooftop with a megaphone and loudly announce that I'm a big gangster and a big pervert."

"Okay! Keep your word!" Qin Ming put his arm to her mouth, waiting for her to verify the facts.

Even though it was just his arm, Jiang Li still felt a little embarrassed. Before he bit her, his entire face flushed.

The delicate lips lightly touched the man's skin and bounced back as if they had been electrocuted.

Before Qin Ming could even feel the warmth, it was gone. "Come on, that's just a light touch, it doesn't count as a kiss. There should be at least some liquid involved, right?"

Jiang Li glared at him, then picked up the muscular forearm again and licked it reluctantly with his tongue.

Qin Ming's heart suddenly felt hot, as if a flame was bursting out, burning his whole body.

After observing it for a few minutes, the smooth arm was still intact, without any itching. The expected rash also seemed to have been suppressed, not a single one appeared.

"Mr. Lie. Now you can go to the rooftop and fulfill your promise."

Qin Ming was so overwhelmed with surprise that he couldn't help himself. He had never expected that his allergy would be cured without him knowing when.

I don’t know if it’s because of this woman’s special physique, or because of a sudden mutation in his genes, that he can now resist the erosion of women’s saliva.

"Jiang Li, you are such a treasure!"

"Stop talking nonsense. Even if you praise me like a flower, it's useless. I don't fall for sweet talk. Mr. Qin, please keep your promise and go to the rooftop to fulfill the bet."

Qin Ming's headache started again. He had finally gotten over his allergies, but he hadn't expected this woman to be so serious.

"I admit defeat. Can I not shout?"

"No. You have to shout!" Jiang Li didn't allow him to deny his debt.

"I'll give you money. Can you forgive me this time?"

"No. I don't want money, I just want you to admit that you are a gangster."

Qin Ming was helplessly dragged by her to the rooftop, facing the bustling street with crowds of people.

"Quick, shout louder! I'm a gangster, I'm a pervert!"

Qin Ming smiled cunningly, made a trumpet shape with his hand and shouted loudly.

"Jiang Li is a gangster. Jiang Li is a pervert!"

"Qin Ming, you bastard. I'm not. You should call you a gangster."

Qin Ming continued to play dumb and yelled again at the top of his lungs. "Jiang Li, you're a big rascal! You're the biggest womanizer in the world. Hahahaha!"

"Ah! Qin Ming, you bastard! It's not like that, you're deliberately teasing me! Stop shouting! Shut up!"