Oh my god! My secret husband is a billionaire

Qin Ming didn't expect that the restless woman would plant a green grassland on his head just after sending the irritating text message in the morning.

Although it was a fake marriage, she couldn't stand it any longer. She wanted to rush to the hospital, slap her hard on the butt, and ask her if she knew how to behave like a wife.

Furious, she checked her phone again. The screen was filled with new messages, but her corner was completely silent. Unable to contain herself, she began to attack.

"What cup size do you wear? Since you like the underwear I bought you, how about I buy you some more bras? What colors do you like?"

Since this woman likes to flirt and likes to cling to rich men, then play with her and see how deep the roots of this white lotus are buried.

Lying on the hospital bed, Jiang Li looked at the feverish message, and then thought of that cold poker face, and his whole body froze.

I never thought that this handsome and abstinent guy who looks so dignified and handsome is actually such a beast in human skin.

However, considering the 40,000 yuan and the gifts worth six figures, she resisted the urge to greet him with the quintessence of Chinese culture and said jokingly,

"That message this morning was from Director Xu. How about I ask Director Xu what her cup size is and what style she likes? Then, President Qin can give her a surprise."

Bang! The crystal ashtray on Qin Ming's desk shattered into pieces. Qin Ming's icy face, like a palette, changed from black to red and then to green.

It was such a joke that those flirtatious words from the little panties and little panties actually came from the wrinkled director of the Women's Federation.

One can imagine how brightly the woman was smiling and how wildly her mouth was grinning.

"Damn it! I, Qin Ming, have lived for thirty years and have never been teased by a woman like this."

"Surprised, huh? I'll let you know what surprise is right now!"

Qin Ming asked his assistant to buy a bunch of bizarrely designed sexy lingerie, rushed to the hospital, and deliberately scattered them on her bed in front of all the doctors and nurses in the building.

"Baby, you said you wanted new bras, so I bought some. They're all the see-through styles you like. Do you like them?"

Jiang Li's snow-white skin felt as if it were scalded by boiling water. With a red face, she covered herself tightly in the quilt.

"Take it away! It's so embarrassing!"

Qin Ming chuckled, suppressed the corners of his mouth that were raised, and pulled her out of the quilt.

"What's the matter, baby? I bought a D cup. Is it too big? If it's too shabby empty, can you put a couple of extra sponge pads in it?"

Jiang Li was just about to stuff the sponge directly into his mouth to block the stinky man's mouth. It was obvious that he did it on purpose.

Director Xu, who was unaware of the situation, picked up the black lace and waved it in front of Jiang Li's chest.

"Not too big, not too big, just right. Mr. Qin, you are so attentive to get Miss Jiang's size so accurate. I saw the dress she changed out of yesterday, and it was exactly a D. It's just that the style is not as beautiful as the one you bought."

"Nurse Zhou, please change Miss Jiang's clothes in a moment. Don't let Mr. Qin down."

Qin Ming...

Jiang Li...

It's a waste of talent for Director Xu to be the director of orthopedics. She should transfer to gynecology or plastic surgery.

Zhou Lan stared at the pink heart-shaped diamond-studded top and said enviously, "Miss Jiang, let me change this one for you first. You have such a great figure, it will definitely look good on you."

Jiang Li wanted to turn into a puff of smoke and disappear on the spot. But Director Xu's voice, louder than thunder, brought her soul back to reality.

"She has to wear this after she's out of the hospital. She just had surgery, so she needs to keep it vacuumed. The best she can wear is the one I just picked up, a two-point three-line lace. It's not made of much fabric anyway, so it's the same as wearing nothing at all. It won't be a problem."

Not to mention Jiang Li, Qin Ming also wanted to find a hole to crawl into at this moment. He felt that he must have lost his mind to send these shameful things here to ask for trouble.

"Director Xu, you're mistaken. These are gifts from President Qin. He said he wanted to give you a surprise, and it has nothing to do with me. Which one do you like? Please go out and discuss it with President Qin privately. I'm going to bed!"

Then he wrapped himself up into a cicada pupa.

Director Xu guessed that the couple was probably still sulking. So he sent Zhou Lan out, giving the young couple some privacy, and winked at Qin Ming.

"Girls need to be coaxed. Especially your girl. She's a top-notch beauty in both figure and looks. You must keep a close eye on her. Don't let those pretentious men with glasses outside get too interested in her."

Speaking of men with glasses, the first thing that came to Qin Ming's mind was that scumbag Chen Xu. He asked Jiang Li tentatively.

"Who came to see you today?"

Jiang Li continued to keep his head down, answering quietly. "Chen Xu, didn't you ask him to bring... bring... bring that to me so early in the morning? That stingy guy even ripped me off for 400 yuan in taxi fare."

It was indeed that bastard Chen Xu who said that women are like commodities, the more beautiful they are, the cheaper they are. But then he came to sell himself cheaply early in the morning.

"What did he get you?"

Jiang Li felt that Qin Ming did this on purpose. "You bought it yourself, and you still have the nerve to ask?"

Qin Ming glanced at the cabinet against the wall. There was a black bag in the middle that was particularly conspicuous. He walked over and opened it. He found that there were more than a dozen pairs of underwear of different colors and pink sanitary napkins.

No wonder I received a message like that this morning. This bastard was really ruthless, going straight for the woman's vital point.

"From now on, you are not allowed to accept anything from other men."

Jiang Li watched helplessly as such good underwear was thrown into the trash can and screamed in pain.

"What are you doing? This is very easy to wear, very comfortable!" After saying that, he met that death gaze and wished he could tear his mouth apart.

Seeing Qin Ming remained silent, he continued to mutter, "Are you worried that your girlfriend will be angry, so you regret buying this for me?"

"Since you've already bought it, why throw it away? It's a waste!"

"What a waste of my 400 yuan bus fare! I could have bought of them!"

Qin Ming: "Are you short of underwear?"

"How could I not be short of it? What the hell are those tattered threads you bought the night before? They can't even be hung up, and I'm leaking multiple times a day. The nurse rolls her eyes every time she changes the sheets."

"Now that we finally have some regular styles, you're throwing them away. What's the point?"

"Also, look at these underwear you bought. They're more transparent than spider webs. I'm afraid they can't even cover your nipples. Are you a pervert?"

Qin Ming...

"Who asked you to seduce me? I have to disgust you. You are clueless and you blame her for her thin underwear. How ignorant."

"I seduced you?" Jiang Li could never have imagined that she would become a morally corrupt slut while lying in the hospital.

"Sir, if you have sexual desire problems, please find another place to vent. This is a hospital, no one wants to see you in a state of horny desire."