Practical Teaching: A Guide to the Training of a Humanoid Succubus

The next day during class,

It's already the second day of school.

Dongfang Yi was still lying on the table with his eyes closed, resting like he was yesterday.

Li Zhongcong ignored him, probably because he failed to use him as a shield twice in a row and finally gave up.

This is a good thing for Dongfang Yi, who doesn't want to establish connections with others.

but,

The trees want to be quiet, but the wind doesn't stop.

Knock knock,

The slender fingers gently touched the smooth table surface, playing a crisp melody.

It's just disturbing people's sweet dreams.

"Mr. Dongfang, can I talk to you for a moment?"

The uninvited guest said so.

If Ichinose's voice is like a spring flowing in spring, surging and full of vitality, then the voice of the newcomer is like a bone-chilling winter wind, lonely and ruthless.

Dongfang Yi stretched out his hand without raising his head, first gestured upwards, then pointed downwards.

The place he pointed to was exactly where the white paper had been placed yesterday.

A paper bag was thoughtfully hung next to the white paper today. Judging from the line of small words next to it, it is used specifically to hold paper garbage.

Because it says: Please place your love letters directly here.

Who wants to write a love letter to you, you bastard!

The visitor's face was visibly stiff.

Now she really wanted to use the kettle beside her to pour water on the lazy guy's face!

Let you sleep!

Sleep tight!

But she came here with a mission, so she couldn't do that.

The girl felt a little troubled and looked back secretly.

The petite white-haired princess was still sitting in her seat, chatting cordially with the classmates around her, with no intention of looking over at all.

Tsk, what a troublesome and hateful woman.

She was a little hesitant, not sure whether she should use violence against someone who was sleeping soundly.

But the get out of class was only a few minutes long, which allowed her to make a quick decision.

Forget it, violence is violence!

She quickly took action and tried to pull Dongfang Yi up.

She likes to walk on the edge of the tightrope and is extremely confident in her hand speed.

Move like a rabbit!

slap~

blocked.

Dongfang Yi's inherent skill [Malicious Perception] can help him detect threats without opening his eyes.

Want a sneak attack?

The newcomer continued to attack, his hands moving so fast that they even left afterimages.

Snap~Snap~Snap~Snap~Snap~

After several unsuccessful attempts, her pink fist was grasped by Dongfang Yi, leaving her unable to move forward or backward.

This guy is a strong enemy!

She jerked hard, but nothing happened.

.....

She was a little panicked, and it was obvious that force was no longer an option.

I had to change the plan.

She leaned over, intending to whisper in Dongfang Yi's ear, pass on the message, and then leave.

No matter whether he can hear you or not, just be perfunctory for now!

Just at this moment, Dongfang Yi woke up slowly. He tilted his head lazily, intending to see who was so blind as to dare to attack him while he was sleeping.

Don't talk about martial arts!

So Dongfang Yi looked up and met the eyes of the girl who had just bent down. Their faces were close together, so close that they could feel each other's warm breath.

The visitor had waist-length hair tied into a playful ponytail on one side. Her face was fair and clean, without a trace of impurities, as pure as the snow in winter. Her pale pink lips were like plum blossoms blooming in the snow, and under her silky bangs were a pair of purple eyes filled with surprise.

It's really beautiful.

Although she had an aura of keeping strangers away, she easily dispelled Dongfang Yina's annoyance at having his sleep interrupted.

Is this guy really this good looking?

At first I thought the most handsome guy in this class was the short guy...

Thinking of this, he blinked and said seriously: "My classmate, do you want to confess your feelings too? Please add me on line first to discuss the time and place. To be honest, I'm quite busy recently. I'll let you know when I have time..."

Kamuro Masumi's expression went from confused to even more rigid.

Who, who wants to confess to you, bastard!

She felt that if she let him continue, her innocence would be in jeopardy, so she abruptly interrupted Dongfang Yi's spell and said, "I have something to talk to you about. Come with me at noon."

"Student, please wait a moment. You also need to queue up to confess your love."

"You have an appointment at noon? Who?"

"Don't worry, let me take a look first..." Dongfang Yi opened the notebook that was as clean as a Tianchi, looked at it carefully for a while, and concluded: "Nothing at the moment."

So what the hell are you talking about to me?

Masumi Kamuro finally realized that the person in front of him was teasing him. His face darkened and murderous intent appeared in his purple eyes.

"Are you kidding me?"

She is so attractive. Dongfang Yi suddenly feels that being an alphabet person... isn't such a bad thing.

He shook his head, his eyes sincere. "Not at all. It's just that my memory isn't very good. I need to take notes all the time. Otherwise, if I accidentally stand someone up, wouldn't that be bad?"

"...Are you threatening me?"

"No, I'm just going through the motions."

"Hurry up then, class is about to start."

"Okay, then, Kamuro Masumi-san, what's your name?"

Dongfang Yi carefully took out a pen and paper and wrote words such as "appointment form" and "name" on it.

This guy is definitely fooling me! Absolutely!

Kamuro Masumi was so angry that his teeth itched, but in the end he could only squeeze out a few words from between his teeth.

"My name is Kamuro Masumi."

"Okay, then may I ask, Mr. Kamuro, do you have a reserved time and place now?" Dongfang Yi nodded and continued to record carefully.

"Today... oh no... April 3rd, noon, on the rooftop of the teaching building."

"Okay, I've got that." Dongfang Yi wrote quickly.

"Is this okay?"

"No, there is one more thing. I would like to ask Kamuro-san to assess his own mental condition first." Dongfang Yi continued to ask.

"what?"

Masumi Kamuro stared at Dongfang Yi blankly, and suddenly felt like strangling him to death.

Dongfang Yi raised his head and explained seriously (without reason), "This is a necessary measure to ensure my personal safety. There have been cases where people have attempted suicide by jumping off a building after a failed confession, saying that doing so would make them remember me forever. I need to assess the risks of this trip in advance."

You have such unpleasant memories.

The girl's eyes softened involuntarily: "My mental state is very stable, you won't appear..."

She stopped talking mid-sentence.

No, who wants to confess to you?

The person looking for you is that troublesome loli. What does it have to do with me?!

On the other side, Dongfang Yi was still writing furiously: "Yes, Kamuro-san believes that he is in good mental condition and will not turn love into hate."

If someone falls in love with you, you will be unlucky for the rest of your life.

Kamuro Masumi responded indifferently: "I'm not going to confess."

Dongfang Yi continued recording without even looking up: "Um, one more thing, Kamuro-san, will there be anyone else present at the confession?"

I already said it’s not a confession, not a confession, not a confession!

What on earth has this guy been through before?

Even if you really want to confess your love, there is no need to be so serious!

Kamuro secretly glanced at the weak loli on the side and didn't receive any instructions.

So I could only ask back angrily: "Why are you asking these questions?"

"That's right. Because I had similar painful experiences before, I had to make records in advance." Dongfang Yi looked extremely frank.

What a colorful life you have!

Masumi Kamuro admitted that the man in front of her was handsome and unparalleled, but she never thought that a handsome man would have such troubles.

Although handsome people don’t have this kind of trouble.

"What experience?" she asked.

"Several guys I rejected got together and had a newbie send me a letter to trick me out. They planned to force me into having sex, and they wanted to hold me responsible afterward." Dongfang Yi continued his nonsense with a serious expression, "So I have to be careful about everything. I hope Kamuro-san will forgive me."

"Your past has been really tough."

Masumi Kamuro was once again trapped by Dongfang Yi.

"Well, who said it wasn't?" Dongfang Yi shrugged, looking melancholy.

"If it's on the scene, I... guarantee there won't be anyone else."

Masumi Kamuro originally wanted to say that there were only two people at the scene, but when he thought of the instructions of that hateful loli, he had to lie.

She felt her heart tighten and began to suffer the torture of conscience.

"Is that so? Well, I believe Kamuro-san." Dongfang Yi nodded honestly, his eyes clear and innocent.

Damn, my heart hurts even more.

Masumi Kamuro felt like he couldn't bear it anymore.

I'm sorry, Dongfang, I didn't mean to lie to you.

"By the way, Kamuro-san, there is one more thing." Dongfang Yi looked up and asked.

"You said."

I will do it if I can.

"Can you write a letter of guarantee?" Dongfang Yi's eyes were sincere. "It doesn't need to be long, 5,000 words will be enough. I'll send you the format later."

"..."

Kamuro Masumi felt that her state was very strange. Suddenly, she felt no guilt at all.

"Hōngfō-san."

"uh-huh?"

"Xinei!"