Starting with the Immortal Cultivation System, what can you use to fight me?
Chapter 94 Unlucky Shangguan Che!
Under the waterfall,
The shore of the pool.
Lin Han looked at the rippling lake. He squatted down, stretched out a finger and put it into the water.
"Boss Han, what the hell is going on?"
"I do not know?"
"Could it be that Boss Han wants to fish with one finger? That's fucking impossible, right?"
"?????"
Lu Ming and others were confused and scratched their heads.
Could it be... he thought,
Catch a big fish with one finger?
The young instructor was stunned, and the instructor next to him also had a look of horror on his face.
Lin Han's lips curled slightly: "Look! Erming, Haizi and all the brothers..."
Lu Ming and others immediately held their breath.
Immediately,
Lin Han mobilized the Hongmeng spiritual energy in his body and gathered it at his fingertips.
in an instant,
"shhhhhh"
Schools of fish, big and small, all swam towards the direction of Lin Han's finger. It was as if they had discovered something incredible, attracting them forward.
Seeing that the time was almost right, Lin Han quickly retracted his finger and shouted to Lu Ming and the others, "Quick, Erming, Haizi, brothers, pick up the fish!"
I can't help but think about it,
Lu Ming and others all jumped into the water and started picking up fish frantically.
Just a moment,
Lu Ming shouted, "Boss Han, the two instructors, Sister Mengmeng, Teacher Mu, continue!"
“—Swish, swish, swish!”
Fish after fish were thrown onto the shore.
Lin Han and others on the shore were overwhelmed.
quickly,
Lu Ming and his companions went ashore and began to count the fish.
Lu Ming: “1…2…3…”
Just a moment,
Then he finished counting.
Lu Ming jumped up immediately: "Yeah! Twenty fish, Boss Han! So mighty and domineering 666..."
Haizi: "Boss Han, you are so naughty!"
Lin Han smiled calmly: "Brothers, you're welcome!"
"Lin Shen, are you still in need of brothers? Add me as one!"
"Lin Shen, I want one too, I want one too!"
The two instructors spoke in a rush.
Lin Han was speechless for a while: "......"
At this time,
Lu Ming smiled and asked, "Boss Han, how do you distribute these fish?"
Lin Han smiled and said, "I'll take the sea bass. It will add some flavor to my 'Kun Kun Soup'. Hey, you guys can take the rest! There's too much for me to finish."
"Boss Han, this is not appropriate, right? After all, it was you who attracted the fish?" Lu Ming felt a little embarrassed.
Lin Han waved his hand: "We are all brothers, there is no such thing as appropriate or inappropriate."
"Oh well,"
Lin Han immediately bent down and picked up the lively sea bass.
The young instructor immediately interrupted him upon seeing this and said respectfully, "God Lin, you are so noble, how can you bend down? Let me do it."
As he said this, he immediately bent down, picked up the lively bass, and threw it into the bucket of mushrooms.
Lin Han nodded: "This instructor is really flexible! Not bad!"
quickly,
Lu Ming and others as well as their instructor processed the fish.
Lin Han said to everyone present: "It's almost time to go back to the foot of the mountain to cook."
Everyone nodded in response.
Subsequently,
The group walked slowly down the mountain.
……
at the foot of the mountain,
A group of freshmen, led by their respective instructors, walked down the mountain one after another.
Some of them were holding food, some were holding wild fruits, and even worse, some were holding nothing.
"What a shame! I only managed to bring down some edible wild fruits."
"I'm fine. I got a little rabbit."
"I really envy your team."
...
At this time,
Shangguan Che and several of his followers came down from the mountain.
Several freshmen were stunned when they saw them.
"Oh my god? Have these guys stirred up a hornet's nest?"
"More like a pig than a pig?"
"Eh? Don't you think they look familiar?"
"Oh my gosh! If I hadn't looked closely, I would have almost failed to recognize him. Turns out it's Shangguan Che from the Literature Department and his leg pendants!"
"Haha...yes...look! They have two sausages hanging from their mouths. This scene is so 'too beautiful', I can't bear to look at it!"
Several freshman boys were talking at once, their lips pursed and they couldn't stop laughing.
Facing the strange looks and voices of the crowd,
Shangguan Che and his 'leg pendants' all lowered their heads in shame.
suddenly,
"Ah! Ah!..."
Shangguan Che walked with his head down, and without paying attention, he bumped headfirst into a big tree.
He cried out in pain!
"Master Che!"
Seeing this, several followers immediately stepped forward.
at this time,
Lin Han and the two sisters passed by here talking and laughing.
When they saw this scene!
Jiang Shimeng just burst out laughing!
Jiang Shimeng laughed out loud: "Cousin, aren't these the weirdos from this morning? Why are they talking like sausages?"
Mu Xueqing pursed her lips and smiled secretly: "Mengmeng, I really can't help it..."
Lin Han looked at Shangguan Che, who was covering his head and howling, and sneered in his heart: "Looks like this kid must have stirred up a hornet's nest and got stung, otherwise how could he have such a sexy sausage mouth? Haha, this Shangguan Che is really unlucky."
I've seen unlucky people.
But I've never seen anyone so unlucky!
The old lady really did have double eyelid surgery—it really opened my eyes!
quickly,
Shangguan Che came back to his senses and suddenly saw Lin Han with a smile on his face. He was so scared that he staggered.
Almost fell,
Fortunately, there was a younger brother holding me up.
Lin Han smiled, "Dude, where did you make that big sausage mouth? Not bad! Pretty sexy."
"Damn it! Sexy bastard, damn it, you damn boy! I'm in trouble if I meet you." Shangguan Che spoke full of Chinese quintessence.
Lin Han smiled wryly: "I don't think I know you, do I? Buddy! Don't make personal attacks, or I'll sue you!"
"Damn it! Boy, are you trying to put me on the spot? I'm Shangguan Che!" Shangguan Che got angry.
Lin Han pretended to be serious: "Master Che, how could you be so...
Sexy?
"So different?"
"Impossible...absolutely impossible!"
Lin Han immediately shook his head.
"Damn! I'm really Shangguan Che!" Shangguan Che immediately took out an ID card as he said that.
Lin Han suppressed a laugh and took a quick look: "Oh my! It really is you, Master Che! Sorry, I'm not very good at seeing, I almost didn't recognize you."
"iamsorry!"
This kid is obviously trying to make fun of me!
Are you pretending to be stupid here with me?
“You you you…” Shangguan Che’s eyes widened with anger.
Lin Han's lips curled up in an imperceptible arc, and he changed the subject and continued to tease, "Master Che, you are really amazing! You were able to get bee pupae, which are full of protein. I admire you! I admire you!"
Shangguan Che straightened his back upon hearing this and said proudly, "As long as I want to eat something, can anyone stump me?"
"Master Che, you are so powerful!"
"Mr. Mighty, super powerful!"
Lin Han continued to tease.
……
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