Reborn, I am doing involution on Jinshan
Chapter 1 A weighty double life
Preface/Foreword
I'd rather be a wandering ghost in the underworld than a miserable person in the human world. If I could steal the King of Hell's pen, I'd grit my teeth and tearfully sentence myself. Borrowing ten more bowls of soup from Meng Po, I'd forget neither my hometown nor you, leap into the River of Oblivion, forgetting both the world and you. Heartbroken and emotionless, I'll kneel before the Buddha for three thousand years.
——————Princess Ruiyue's Journey to the North
Wolf milk dual cultivation·Top stealing heart·Golden business boss vs. human sobriety·Genius jewelry designer·Cold beauty, dull and dark woman
Male protagonist falls in love at first sight vs. female protagonist falls in love over time
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Yin Xiaoyao, the female imperial tutor of Wumeng State, who was famous throughout the five continents, was the Yin Imperial Tutor, second only to the emperor and above all others, and the most influential reborn figure in history.
He could ride a horse and whip it to protect the mountains and rivers, or he could pray for fortune and conquer the world. After a thousand years of transmigration, he had just adapted to his original owner's rough body. A month later, he went to the hospital to get medicine for a cold, but the female doctor told him... "You can go get a pregnancy test instead." This was inexplicable... Unmarried and pregnant?
Dog Man
Not only did he eat everything up, but he also blocked the original owner's memory?
This dog man?
The beams are tied firmly, without any waste!
She was the direct descendant of Ziling Valley, and had mastered both literary and martial arts. However, she died just when she was about to reach the peak of her life and become the glorious female imperial tutor for ten years.
It's so infuriating, the kind that makes people die with regrets.
……
The sound of running footsteps came, and the two people who were sticking close to each other separated awkwardly.
"Zhou Zhian, stop, where the hell are you taking Xiaoyao?" Bass asked in a low voice in extremely bad Mandarin.
"Mianmian asked me to take her best friend home." The man called Zhou Zhian paused and replied in English, "What's It to you?"
“You focking cant ”
Su Jingxuan frowned and cursed, "But this is a hotel. What the hell did you give her to drink?"
The girl seemed very drunk and was about to fall down after a stumble. He, who was standing closer to her, quickly reached out to pick her up. The girl clung to him like an octopus, afraid that she would fall down again. He slapped the girl's restless hand away in disgust.
The two men looked at each other, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air.
“you jerk”
"You bastard!"
"roll!"
“Get lost!!!”
【The truth is simple, it is nothing but yin and yang】
If you just want to see the male-female interactions, you can jump straight to Chapter 10 after reading Chapter 10. The first chapters are a bit slow, but it's normal to be slow when choosing a husband. Hehe. I try not to write in English.
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One month later
To be exact, 41 days later
September 9, Black Friday.
"Pay me money! You must pay me money... If you don't pay me, I will go find your manager and ask him to judge between us. Let's see whether you will lose your job or I will lose these 500 dollars in vain!" He said gritting his teeth, his face showing anger to the extreme. The fat on his face trembled all the way to his cheeks, looking a bit... funny.
Yin Xiaoyao cursed inwardly, "I didn't check the almanac before going out, and I ran into a rabies patient this early in the morning. Ugh."
24 hours ago, she was a female imperial teacher of a certain country, practicing elixir making in the Immortal Pagoda of Ziling Mountain. Suddenly, the elixir furnace exploded with a loud bang, and the earth and mountains collapsed. The furnace cover and debris flew out and pierced her, killing her. When she opened her eyes, she found that after traveling through time for a thousand years, she had changed from a 28-year-old female imperial teacher to a girl with the same name and surname as she did when she was a mortal.
What kind of shitty good fortune is this?
Every time the number eight comes, there will be a great disaster!
When he was eight years old, his mother, Princess Xinyue, mysteriously disappeared!
At the age of eighteen, she ascended to the throne of the female imperial teacher, which is pretty good!
28 years old, after the soul traveled through time and space for a thousand years!
What will the next 38 years be like?
This is the mascot that everyone looks up to - the female national teacher Ruiyue.
Her good fortune?
Boss Destiny, thank you so much.
Nineteen generations of ancestors
...
As the saying goes: Those who survive a great disaster will surely have good fortune in the future.
Hope is...
Fortunately, the original owner was quite attractive, only two points shorter than the original female imperial tutor, and three points shorter. She was a very lively young woman with a straight nose and well-defined lips. She looked to be in her twenties, with baby fat still in her cheeks, and her slender skin was as plump as fermented steamed buns. Her beautiful almond-shaped eyes were clear and bright, as if imbued with moisture.
It took her an hour to accept the original owner's appearance and all her memories. She also watched TV series all night, learned about the life in this strange world, and then rushed to work. As soon as she started working, she was scolded by mortals.
It's so infuriating. In this day and age, you can't take revenge on your own, cast a spell, throw someone into a valley to vent your anger, and let them die. You have to call a police station for help, and you have to wait for an appointment. You can't cultivate the golden elixir, or you'll be mistaken for a monster.
Looking at the aggressive middle-aged male customer in front of her, she tried hard to suppress the rage in her heart. Her face showed no fear at all, and she sneered, "Humph, you think you can threaten me?"
Seeing Yin Xiaoyao's attitude, the middle-aged male customer became even more angry, and his voice rose several decibels: "Pay me back! If you don't explain what happened today, I will never let you go!"
A crowd had gathered, pointing and talking. Yin Xiaoyao, however, remained unfazed. She folded her arms over her chest and said slowly, "You lost 500 yuan? I think you're trying to extort money! You want to see the manager? Go ahead. I want to see who gets the last word!"
The middle-aged man's face flushed with anger at Yin Xiaoyao's words, but he didn't know how to refute her for a moment. At this moment, Yin Xiaoyao's eyes flashed, and she said loudly, "Don't embarrass yourself here. If you have time for this, you should think about how to make money in a legitimate way instead of making trouble here!"
A burst of discussion suddenly broke out in the crowd. The customer felt embarrassed and rushed towards Yin Xiaoyao in anger. It seemed that a conflict was about to break out...
When the middle-aged male customer was about to rush to Yin Xiaoyao, a pair of strong hands stretched out from the crowd and tightly grabbed the middle-aged male customer's arm.
"Everyone calm down! Don't be impulsive!" A loud voice rang out. It turned out to be Zhu Zhiwei, the mall's security captain, who had rushed over.
The middle-aged male customer struggled to break free from the security guards, shouting, "You guys are ganging up on me. I'm going to complain!"
When Yin Xiaoyao saw the security guard coming, she felt a little relieved, but there was still a stubborn look on her face.
If she were the old her, she would have thrown the fat guy into the valley and left him to die.
The security captain said to the middle-aged male customer seriously, "Sir, if there is any problem, let's solve it properly. Violence won't solve the problem."
The middle-aged male customer gasped, glared at Yin Xiaoyao fiercely, and then told the security captain what had happened. It turned out that the goods he bought from Yin Xiaoyao at Yunxuan Silver Shop had serious quality problems, causing him to suffer losses.
After listening to the customer's story, Yin Xiaoyao frowned and said, "This product didn't just come out of my store like this. It must have been caused by your improper use. And you checked it carefully when you bought it, and only agreed to pay because there was no problem."
The customer got even angrier when he heard this: "You're talking nonsense! I've always used it according to the instructions!"
Seeing that the two sides were about to quarrel again, the security captain quickly said, "How about this, let's go check the condition of the goods together and make a conclusion."
Everyone came to the product purchased by the customer and after careful inspection, they found that the women's silver bracelet did have some quality problems that were not caused by human factors. The double buckles at the interface were not handled properly and had been broken.
Seeing this, Yin Xiaoyao realized that her attitude had gone too far. She said a little embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, brother. I was too impulsive and didn't understand the situation clearly."
The middle-aged man's anger subsided a bit. He said, "As long as you can solve my problem and compensate me for my losses, I'll let it go." He paused and added, "It's not easy for a girl like you to find a job. I'm not the kind of man who deliberately makes things difficult for women."
Yin Xiaoyao couldn't believe a single word of the middle-aged man's words. Just a second ago, he'd been punching her. She'd always been a bit braver than her peers. The members of the Inhumans Group had always been fearless of demons and monsters...
Finally, Yin Xiaoyao took the initiative to process a return and refund for the customer, and also provided some compensation. The incident finally subsided.
After this incident, Yin Xiaoyao deeply reflected on her service attitude and the way she handled problems. She decided to treat every customer with more patience and care in the future.
Yin Xiaoyao, 19, works as a salesperson at a jewelry store called "Yunxuan Silver House." She's not particularly good-looking, her figure is average, and her luck in life is even more ordinary. She once had a childhood sweetheart named Zhou Chuanglin, with whom she grew up. They always had a good relationship, and everyone thought they were a match made in heaven.
She never thought that one day she would witness her boyfriend cheating on her!
Fate dealt Yin Xiaoyao a heavy blow. One day, she stumbled upon Zhou Chuanglin and her best friend, Liang Xiaotang, tumbling in bed. This scene completely shattered her illusions about love and friendship. Furious, she resolutely severed the relationship and decided to leave this heartbreaking place.
A week later, the 18-year-old packed her bags, left the small town, and headed to Kyoto to live with her good friend Su Mianmian. From that moment on, she never wanted to mention the word "best friend" again, because it had become an indelible pain in her heart.
If someone asked her why she had to go to Kyoto, she would answer with a smile that her life-saving blood packs were there.
Zhou Chuanglin invited Yin Xiaoyao to a breakup dinner at the best milk tea shop in town, and she would definitely come to support them.
Zhou Chuanglin looked at her with red eyes, disdainfully saying, "It doesn't mean whoever shows up first is the right person. I've been dating you for so long. We've known each other for 15 years, right? And you're the one who won't even let me hold your hand. Do you think that's true love? I'm just a tool you use to repel harassment from the opposite sex. You don't know how to date at all."
Zhou Chuanglin secretly and greedily admired her face, but he couldn't see any emotion from her, and she didn't show it on the surface.
She has an oval face and big eyes that look like phoenix eyes. The tails of her eyes are very long and slightly upturned, which makes her look very charming. Her nose is not very high and straight like the European style, but it is straight enough. The tip of her nose is fleshy and very cute. Her lips are also small and full, and her figure is plump and curvy.
She is really beautiful, and as white as snow-white. I sighed in my heart, it’s a pity that this sexy beauty has never been under my control. She is too smart and too troublesome.
On Yin Xiaoyao's side, the man turned hostile, faster than turning the pages of a book, and kept calling her "you" all the time. Looking at Zhou Chuanglin's face, which was even more ordinary than hers, Yin Xiaoyao felt nauseous and wanted to vomit... She had been entangled with his fate for 10 years?
Liang Xiaotang whispered aggrievedly, "Yaoyao, don't be angry... It's not what you saw. We... didn't do anything."
"Then you can just have sex to stimulate me, right?" Yin Xiyao twitched the corner of her mouth and said sarcastically.
Then, she pursed her lips tightly. Reason told her to be patient for another minute.
Liang Xiaotang's voice became choked with sobs: "Xiaoyao, I can't help but fall in love with Linlin. Just give him to me. There are so many people who like you anyway. Without Linlin, I may not be able to get married."
"I'm sorry, Xiaoyao. I didn't want to hide it from you, but I was afraid you'd be sad..."
In fact, there was no apology in his eyes.
She was crying like a pear blossom in the rain, and the two of them hugged each other again with true feelings to stimulate her.
I felt a chill in my heart again and wanted to vomit... I kept pretending. It seemed like we hadn't seen each other for half a year. So this is what was going on.
"Thank you for describing cheating as so benevolent and fair. You are truly worthy of being a bitch."
Yin Xiaoyao didn't even glance at the disgusting couple. She took off the jade bracelet Zhou Chuanglin had given her, gently placed it on the table, straightened her swan-like neck, and left without saying a word.
Zhou Chuanglin said it was a family heirloom bracelet, the only gift he had ever given her that didn't cost a penny. As for the hypocritical words they'd said afterward, she no longer cared. Yin Xiaoyao's first love had ended so dramatically, yet she felt as if a huge weight had been lifted from her heart.
Later, she went to Baidu and searched, "What's the meaning of dating without holding hands?" The answer popped up: People who are physically opposed will never be together.
Well, reality slapped her in the face, and she didn't need to look for answers everywhere. In the past, she just thought Zhou Chuanglin wasn't handsome enough, his name wasn't nice, he was a little dull, his memory was very bad, and his mouth was very foul and poisonous. It turned out that all his gentleness was given to Liang Xiaotang, and they might have been together for a long time, but she was still only focused on her career.
(The author said: It is said that everyone will encounter three scumbags before marriage. If they don’t meet before marriage, they will meet after marriage. Some people even say that marriage is a retribution... Oh, what is the correct answer??????? Fans remind *special reasons* that the male protagonist only appears in the 10th chapter... a little sad, a little happy story.)
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