Quick Wear: The saints are too miserable, the host will never be soft-hearted

With each slap from the eunuch, the thin body on the ground shook violently, and the wounds that had not yet healed were stimulated to shake, and a little blood dripped from his crotch from time to time.

It did look quite creepy, and Lu Yi was so scared that he even dropped some ink on the memorial.

"Xiao Fan, the master in the purification room must have hit him hard. Why do I feel like Zheng Ren has lost all his energy?"

Lu Yi carefully wiped the dripping ink spots and managed to spread them evenly. Her thoughts returned to the video, wondering if she wanted to dig a hole.

"He had no money to bribe the master, and he was cursing the whole time before he started the operation. He was so angry that the eunuch started the operation. I saw it all. He dug out a huge lump!"

Xiao Fan analyzed actively that it did not miss the changes that the emperor had experienced in the past few days.

As a conscientious bad system, we must pay full attention to the first mission of it and its host!

Although Zheng Ren was knocked unconscious, he was still very angry.

That is the root of his family line. These eunuchs are simply lawless and have destroyed the dynasty's eternal prosperity!

It doesn't matter if the body is not his original one, but the soul is his! As long as he is alive, he will always find a chance to return to the throne!

I don’t know what kind of Taoist magic he was under that made him be stuffed into this useless, incompetent and lowly body.

These past few days he has been trying to escape or use words to calm down these eunuchs holding knives.

But it was completely useless. No matter whether he was begging for peace or threatening, it sounded like bullshit in the eyes of the eunuchs in the cleansing room.

They didn't believe that he was the emperor, and even thought that he was talking nonsense without caring about his life. After he said a word, they refused to listen and started beating him.

Lu Yi placed the Langhao brush beside the inkstone, picked up a piece of mung bean cake and put it into his mouth. It must be said that the cooking skills of the imperial kitchen were really good.

With the fresh fragrance of mung beans in my mouth, it felt even more interesting to watch Zheng Ren get beaten.

"These executioners are all very skilled, right? They can beat people painfully without making them stupid."

"There are also those who fight stupid people. If they are stupid, just kill them. It depends purely on the quality of the hardware of the individual's brain."

Xiao Fan's tears flowed from the corners of his mouth as he watched his host taste the pastries piece by piece.

Woo woo, it wants to eat too.

It's time to work hard to save up a small treasury for myself. Xiao Fan looked determined and continued pitifully:

"Host, are you really not considering the automated review function for memorials? It only requires 100 points, and the AI ​​will automatically review the memorials. There will be no flaws in the handwriting, and it will definitely be easier than copying them word by word like you do."

It would be fine if I didn’t mention this, but I get angry when I mention Lu Yi.

Fortunately, she was more careful and didn't think that this function was free like the "Spring Breeze Once" function.

It turns out that there is a fee!

Xiao Fan didn’t tell her the price at first, but told her later.

She has been struggling at the bottom of society for many years, and has seen all kinds of bad people taking advantage of her. Can this little system beat her?

"No, no, your loan service is like usury. Borrowing 100 means paying back 300. Besides, wouldn't it be better to copy it yourself? The skills you learn will be yours."

Lu Yi was in the mood, so he picked up a purple-hair brush, told himself he was excited, and continued to concentrate on reviewing memorials.

Thanks to her grandfather who comes from a scholarly family, who would have thought that she, a professional food delivery rider, has ten years of experience in calligraphy!

Imitating the emperor’s handwriting is easy! Lu Yi’s proud face.

"Turn it off. If you're curious, go ahead and read it yourself. Wait until I'm familiar with the emperor's business procedures. By the way, help monitor Zheng Ren's physical data. If you're about to die, tell me and I'll go save him."

"Everything depends on your judgment. The purpose of torture is to last forever. Don't let him die easily."

"it is good!"

Xiao Fan loudly accepted the arrangement given by the host.

So excited! I feel like this host is very good at torturing the Virgin Mary.

Five years passed quickly.

Everything is going well. Zheng Ren is living a good life.

There was a small accident along the way. Zheng Ren was noticed by another eunuch.

The pursuit process, which is difficult to describe in detail, was quite tragic. At that time, Xiao Fan was still worried and insisted on dragging Lu Yi to watch remotely, ready to save Zheng Ren who was still breathing.

I didn't expect this breath to be so long.

Zheng Ren did not die. Not only that, he also had a new companion.

Later, Zheng Ren gradually began to enjoy it. Relying on the fact that the other party had a higher position and seniority than himself, he often said good things to gain benefits for himself and tried to transfer to another position.

He didn't give up on finding out who sat on the throne now.

The throne belongs to his Zheng family! Only he can bring peace and happiness to the world.

Now Zheng Ren's companions keep changing.

During this period, Zheng Ren was like an invincible cockroach. He kept trying to contact important ministers or concubines, and he was also madly trying to find the current emperor to fight him to the death.

There is just no chance to meet him.

Later, he seemed to have given up and was content to live a good life. He began to spend time on the people around him, wanting to choose a reliable high-ranking eunuch to accompany him and protect him.

Can Lu Yi give him this opportunity? Of course not!

Lu Yi had already transferred away the good eunuchs around him, and the ones left were all inhumane.

"Your Majesty, someone from Concubine Li's palace is here to invite you."

Lu Yi frowned, feeling impatience towards Concubine Li.

This Concubine Li is also an indestructible cockroach, and her face is even thicker than hers.

Lu Yi hasn't seen Concubine Li once in the past five years, and his dislike for her is almost written on his face, but it has no effect on her at all.

Still, they ask to eat together for three days and sleep together for five days.

No matter it was windy or rainy, she would always send someone to invite him.

Usually she would give a plate of snacks to people coming to Concubine Li's palace to take back, to calm Concubine Li down and prevent her from going crazy and torturing the servants.

The main reason was that Lu Yi couldn't be too harsh on her. Putting aside the fact that Concubine Li was the Empress Dowager's niece, as a concubine, it was natural for her to compete for favor.

"Xiaolu, the person who comes to invite you this time is an acquaintance. Guess who it is? It's very easy to guess!" Xiaofan jumped up and down excitedly.

It was so excited. Zheng Ren finally found Lu Yi's dead end. Let's finish this mission quickly.

Every day, I watched the host wake up early to attend court, chat with concubines during lunch break, practice martial arts with the prince in the afternoon, and flip cards for various romantic affairs in the evening...

Everything I've seen in the past five years needs to be formatted.

Their system actually does not need to accompany the host throughout the task, but because the host is a novice, it has been following diligently for so long.

Lu Yi couldn't help laughing. This little system almost wrote the answer on his face.

It seems she can have one more plate of snack today.

"pass."

The man who came in was slightly bent over, taking one or two steps with great effort. He did not kneel down to greet the emperor, but tried to glare at Lu Yi to death.

Zheng Renyou heard that the emperor's temperament had changed drastically in recent years, and his previous behavior was completely different from that of doing good deeds.

The person inside my body now must be a traitor!