Quick Wear: The saints are too miserable, the host will never be soft-hearted

"Old man, how's your appetite lately?"

"Good, very good, why are you here again?"

The young emperor smiled, not at all angry with the centenarian, and there was a hint of flattery in his words.

"Old man, just tell me, I've been here countless times. My sincerity is written on the calluses on my heels."

"How can the emperor have calluses on his feet? Your Majesty, you are so young, don't try to deceive me, an old man."

Lu Yi was very blunt in her response. As a long-lived person who had set a record in this dynasty, she had the capital to be so blunt.

The emperor grinned, not feeling offended at all, and wished Lu Yi could say a few more words to him!

Maybe he could also share some of the old man's luck in longevity. He doesn't ask to be like this man, but he would be satisfied if he could live to be eighty years old!

Lu Yi waved his hand. "I really don't have a secret manual. Your Majesty, look at everyone in the Loyalty Marquis's Mansion. I'm the only one who has lived this long. If I had a secret manual, how could I hide it from them?"

Lu Yi spoke each word with a powerful voice, and looking at the emperor's doubtful eyes, he continued:

"Can I just watch them die?"

Lu Yi was overwhelmed with grief again. Oh my God, all her targets were dead, why was she still alive?

The emperor was stunned and felt that there was some truth in it, but he was unwilling to give up. Before Mr. Lu, the longest-lived person was a princess widow who was over seventy years old.

The allure of longevity is too great! No one is willing to refuse! Especially the emperor who controls the world!

The emperor asked tentatively, "Then why are you so long-lived? It can't be inexplicable."

It's just inexplicable!

Lu Yi glanced at the emperor and sighed, "Come here, I'll tell you in secret."

The emperor's eyes sparkled and he leaned forward to whisper.

He did not miss a single word and wrote it down with pen and paper on the spot, putting it in his sleeve like a treasure.

Before leaving, he bowed deeply to Lu Yi.

According to unofficial historical records, every emperor would have a large bowl of tonic Chinese medicine on his desk.

Every time he reviewed memorials for an hour, he would move a sack that was enough for a cup of tea, or exercise for a cup of tea.

There were dedicated eunuchs to supervise the emperor closely. He was not allowed to review multiple memorials in a row, and he had to move sacks or exercise.

And after the number of offspring exceeded double digits, it was rarely called water.

There was actually an emperor who lived to be over eighty years old, but most of the others died after they were over sixty.

And after Lu Yiga's death, the emperor ordered the Zhongyi Marquis's Mansion to seize the coffin of the centenarian.

They insisted on burying the person in the royal mausoleum so that his longevity and good fortune would protect the royal family for generations to come.

Lu Zhang refused to obey and after finding a handwritten suicide note from Lu Yi, he burst into tears and fainted several times. After waking up, he compromised and watched in a daze as his great-uncle was taken away by the royal family.

The emperor happily arranged for the shipment, and instructed them to be careful not to awaken Mr. Lu's soul, and to make sure to choose a central position for Mr. Lu in the mausoleum.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the distraught look on the face of Lu Zhang, the Marquis of Loyalty, and his suddenly non-existent conscience pricked him.

So the emperor waved his hand and changed the three-generation unreduced title of the Marquis of Loyalty to hereditary, granted imperial edicts, and increased rewards. Cartloads of gifts were dragged from the palace to the Marquis of Loyalty's Mansion.

He also issued an edict that all descendants of the Marquis of Loyalty and Righteousness shall not be killed unless they commit the serious crime of rebellion!

"Let's go."

Xiao Fan floated over and asked, "Host, are you relieved?"

"Just watch it to feel at ease. It's already happened. There's nothing I can do." Lu Yi rubbed his sore eyes, looked at Lu Zhang in a daze, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

With the royal family's guilt, at least Lu Zhang and his next generation will have no worries about their lives and wealth.

That’s enough, Lu Yi’s eyelids drooped slightly.

With a "whoosh" sound, Xiao Fan brought Lu Yi's soul back to the space.

Mission over.