Quick Wear: The saints are too miserable, the host will never be soft-hearted

It’s not that the champion egg-laying chickens are not edible. She can’t stay in this place for long anyway, so she won’t raise those chickens to lay eggs for their entire lives.

After dealing with Prince Yuan, he had to go to Bian Jing to show filial piety to the original owner's parents.

After thinking for two seconds, Lu Yi said, "Xiao Fan, wait for them..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Fan said actively: "Don't worry, host, I'm watching them!" He must find the right time to save the delicious chicken!

Lu Yi smiled, relaxed his mind and took a nap for half an hour.

There were plucked chickens on the fire, skewered on tree branches and roasting until they were sizzling with oil. The triplets surrounded the fire and stared at them intently, afraid that they would burn or the fire would go down.

"Is it cooked?" Lu Qian asked again.

Lu Yang snorted, "Second sister, you know you're looking forward to it now. You can catch one more chicken. This chicken will be mine later, and you and your brother can eat that one." He pointed at the skinny chicken with its feathers plucked and said with disdain.

Lu Qian swallowed her saliva without saying anything. It doesn’t matter if there is less meat. Half a chicken is also delicious.

The cave became quiet, with only the occasional sound of firewood. "What should mother eat?" Lu Li suddenly asked.

Lu Qian looked at Lu Li, then at Lu Yang.

"...Mom is weak, and the roast chicken is too greasy for her to eat. Next time we go back, we can just bring two more meat patties from the pancake stall at the dock." Lu Yang reached out and flipped the branches again.

Before Lu Li and Lu Qian could express their opinions, the sound of rustling leaves was heard outside the cave.

"What's that sound?" Lu Yang looked back impatiently.

This glance made him stunned, and the remaining two siblings realized something was wrong and turned their heads to look.

There was a sound of people gasping in shock in the cave. The triplets jumped up from the ground and wanted to run, but the entrance to the cave was blocked by the man with fire in his eyes, and they had nowhere to escape.

The triplets could only hide in the cave, trembling, and watched Lu Yi getting closer and closer to them with a stick.

The quiet morning in Guojia Village was broken by the loud and high-pitched crowing of birds.

What followed was the shrill screams of children, one after another, which went straight through the windows and into the ears of the villagers who were still in bed.

Whether they had their eyes open or closed, everyone shuddered subconsciously.

Lu Yi first beat the triplets evenly and neatly, and then Lu Li took Lu Qian into the mountains. After breaking two sticks, Lu Yi let them go.

He picked up a stronger one and went back to chase Lu Yang and beat him alone.

"Ah! Help!!"

Lu Yang was concentrating on escaping, and his hoarse voice occasionally let out a few screams, as if to give himself courage.

He ran without thinking in whichever direction he could avoid the stick, without noticing that Lu Yi behind him had stopped.

Lu Yi stood there and took two deep breaths. He dropped his stick and looked at the direction where Lu Yang was running away. A hint of satisfaction flashed in his eyes, and he counted slowly in his mouth:

"3, 2..."

"Ahhh!!!"

Lu Yang in the distance suddenly disappeared from Lu Yi's sight. After a panicked scream, he rolled down the long, hidden slope.

"boom."

Until a dull sound was heard, and I guessed it had reached the bottom.

Before going down the mountain, Lu Yi went back to the cave, turned the two roasted chickens over, sprinkled some seasoning on them, sat down cross-legged and finished one of them deliciously, and carried the remaining one back home.

The woman at the foot of the mountain stretched her neck to look into the mountain. Seeing Lu Yi coming out of the mountain, she hurried to meet him. She was about to ask about the scream in the early morning when her eyes were suddenly attracted by the roasted chicken in Lu Yi's hand, which was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

"What a fat chicken! Ouch! It's still hot! Luli's father, are you having trouble making ends meet?!"

When the woman saw that this was not a pheasant from the mountains, she screamed in surprise.

The expression on Lu Yi's face darkened, and he pursed his lips, looking as if he didn't want to say anything. "Don't mention it, don't mention it."

The woman took one look and thought, "Hey, there's something going on." She'd ask more later, then paused before continuing with the original topic. "By the way, did you hear those screams early this morning? They seemed to be coming from the mountains. Did you hear anything in the mountains?"

Lu Yi waved his hand, revealing a bitter smile, "...don't mention it."

"What can't be mentioned? Please don't say it!"

The woman was anxious and wanted to open Lu Yi's head to see what it was that couldn't be mentioned. She really wanted to know!

Lu Yi had just walked three meters away when he heard the man's question again. He looked up and saw that it was Goudan's father.

Living next to each other, Goudan's father asked curiously, "Luli's father, what did you see on the mountain? Tell me quietly, I'm very tight-lipped!"

"Go away, go away. Who would believe you if you keep your mouth shut? Lu Li's father, I keep my mouth shut. Just tell me."

The man's head that was leaning forward was pushed away by his wife. Then two or three women came around, their eyes gleaming with gossip.

Seeing that most of the villagers had gathered together, Lu Yi showed a barely perceptible smile in his eyes, but he still had an embarrassed look on his face and opened his mouth helplessly.

"You really want to know... Hey, family misfortune! It's really family misfortune!"

Lu Yi sat down on the ground, slapping his thigh with his free hand, and not forgetting to hold the roast chicken away from the dust, he confided everything in tears.

"What?! The two laying hens at home were killed?" the woman exclaimed.

"Or is it a hen that lays eggs particularly diligently?!" This was Goudan's mother's exclamation.

After learning the cause of the hen's death, everyone looked at the roasted chicken with a deep sense of regret. What a hen that was so good at laying eggs!

If it were alive, I wonder how many eggs it would have laid! That would be all meat!

Now that it is ripe, it can only be used to fertilize the fields after entering the stomach. It is worthless, what a pity!

Lu Yi glanced at the regretful expressions on their faces and continued to exaggerate: "I bring food home every day, and I don't feel that I'm treating those three unfairly."

Yes, they are not worthy of eating black steamed buns and sweet potatoes. They should have the same ending as the original owner, and be made to eat grass roots and slop!

Lu Yi sighed again, "They just wanted to make me upset. They even said they would kill the remaining two chickens next time. We only have four chickens at home!"

"I broke two branches in a fit of anger. Now I think I was a little impulsive."

"Why are you so impulsive? Luli's father, I think you are not impulsive enough! If my dog ​​did something stupid like this, I would break his legs!" The man felt like he was empathizing with the situation and felt itchy for a moment.

"Take this home. You can use it when you're angry. It's also very convenient."

Goudan's mother held a strong and smooth wooden stick in her hand and handed it to Lu Yi. When she saw that he didn't take it, she became even more indignant.

"Take it. It doesn't hurt to hit someone with a branch. If you don't prune the young tree, it won't grow straight. Go home and teach your disobedient child a lesson. Lu Li's father, I support you!"

Lu Yi climbed up and took the stick, his eyebrows still drooping sadly.

"Hey, thank you, Goudan's mother. I really don't want to talk any more. I'll go back first."

Everyone subconsciously made way for Lu Yi and watched the dejected figure gradually move away.