Quick Wear: The saints are too miserable, the host will never be soft-hearted

"What? You're not going to call anyone?" The old man looked like someone who was not going to be messed with, and he stared at Lu Yi.

Lu Yi was holding the food that was sticking out of his mouth, and he glared back at her with cold eyes, "Who are you? You look fat by blocking the road alone, get out of the way."

"How dare you speak to me like that? You have no manners at all."

Lu Yi clenched his fists with two clicks, but before he could move, a broad figure blocked him. "...Mom, if you want to have a feast, just come and have a feast. Why are you talking about my daughter?"

Old Lady Lu raised her chin and said, "Second brother, your daughter is not well disciplined. She is like a mute when she sees me and won't even call out to me."

"My daughter will call someone. Maybe she hasn't seen you for a long time and has no impression of you, so she didn't react at the moment. Please don't be angry with her."

Lu Yi frowned. Could his father be the legendary mama's boy?

Lu's father quickly took Old Lady Lu away. Lu Yi went to deliver food to Lu's mother and told her about this matter after she finished eating.

As the sun sets in the west, not many people stay in the evening, and only two tables are set up.

Father Lu brought Old Lady Lu into the house and asked Lu Yi to call someone, but Lu Yi ignored them and just brought the food to Mother Lu, who looked unhappy, and took Jiang Tian into his arms.

"Mom, you eat first. I'll hold Tiantian."

Mother Lu continued to stare at Father Lu, who looked a little flustered. After several seconds, she picked up her chopsticks and started eating.

Old Mrs. Lu sat on the stool brought by Lu's father, and the words of asking for help came out of her mouth as if she was doing a favor with confidence.

Mother Lu couldn't eat anymore and said coldly:

"Impossible! What kind of relationship does Erzhu have with you? Do you have the nerve to ask him to use his connections to get your grandson a position as an official? Just dream on."

Old Lady Lu's face darkened immediately after being humiliated by her daughter-in-law. "Second brother, your wife said that to me, but you pretended you couldn't hear her? Your eldest brother wouldn't do that."

The eldest brother would always scold his wife in front of her, but it was useless.

Father Lu took a deep breath and said, "Baihua, my mother is old, can you please stop talking so arrogantly?"

After saying that, he looked at Old Lady Lu again and said, "Mom, Yaozu is too young, and you can't become a cadre just by relying on connections. This won't work."

Old Lady Lu said angrily, "I knew you were incapable. Forget it. How about this, Lu Yi, give me two hundred yuan. I'll consider it as a loan from you as your grandmother. Guangzong has a girlfriend recently, and he's still short of the bride price. You are Guangzong's sister after all, so you can help him with this, right?"

"Mom, two hundred yuan is too much." Father Lu frowned, indicating that he didn't want to lend it, but Mother Lu didn't feel relieved at all.

Two hundred yuan is too much to lend, so what about a hundred? What about fifty? Lu Lao Er, oh Lu Lao Er, you still don't learn your lesson.

"It's only two hundred. I rarely ask for anything..."

"Two hundred? Not a cent. You borrowed fourteen dollars and thirty cents from me, and you forgot about it? You still have the nerve to ask my daughter for money. Bah!"

Mother Lu was like she had eaten dynamite. She threw down her chopsticks and spoke excitedly to Old Lady Lu.

After talking to Lu Yu, Lu Yi walked into the house, stepped forward to comfort Lu's mother, and glanced at the few guests in the yard.

The ones still fighting at the table are the Jiang family and the Lu family.

Very good, this way I don’t have to worry about disgusting innocent people!

Lu Yi and Lu's mother stood together, both with sarcastic sneers on their faces.

Mother Lu started yelling at Old Lady Lu, while Father Lu stood by, feeling torn. As the two sides started to curse each other, Old Lady Lu's vocabulary was richer and more pungent, and Mother Lu was slightly outmatched.

The venue gradually shifted to the yard.

Lu Yu came over panting, put down the shoulder pole and bucket with two clangs, and with a clear goal, he immediately pulled Lu's mother, who was unwilling to be outdone, far away.

Lu Yi closed the door tightly, rolled up his sleeves, picked up a long spoon, and shouted, "Old lady!"

Hearing the voice of the second son's wife, Old Mrs. Jiang looked back without thinking, her mouth unconsciously half open.

After Lu Yi shouted, his hands immediately moved and poured a spoonful of yellow water towards Old Lady Lu.

A small amount of liquid splashed up under the impact and jumped into Old Lady Jiang's mouth in a parabolic trajectory.

She didn't pay attention and continued to scoop and pour.

The yard was as lively as the Water Splashing Festival, with screams coming one after another.

With Lu Yu guarding Lu Yi, Lu's father was so anxious that he stamped his feet but couldn't snatch the long spoon full of guilt from Lu Yi's hand.

But the voices could not drown out the screams. Father Lu was retching while trying to cross the yellow water to rescue his mother!

Can Lu Yi give him this opportunity?

With a glance, she swung the long spoon in her hand even more vigorously, splashing the rain and dew everywhere, wherever Old Lady Lu hid!

Lu Yi couldn't stop pouring until both buckets were empty. Then she slowly stopped, with a look of reluctance in her eyes.

Quite stress-relieving!

Lu Yi threw the long spoon back into the empty bucket and said majestically: "Old lady, I'll make your mouth dirty and wash it for you."

"Lu Yi, are you crazy?!" Father Lu retched repeatedly and hurriedly took off his coat and put it on the yellow-faced old lady Lu.

"Mom, are you okay?"

Mother Lu looked at the mess in the yard, and especially when she saw Old Mrs. Jiang, who was almost vomiting her intestines, she felt a little guilty.

After hearing what Lu's father said, she suddenly no longer felt guilty.

Anyway, both Mrs. Lu and Mrs. Jiang were not good to her daughter, and they deserved it!

Father Lu held Old Lady Lu's arm and shook it. The coat she had just put on soon became yellow. His expression was a little stiff, but he quickly suppressed the urge to retch in his throat and continued to show concern.

Old Mrs. Lu shook her head dully, as if she had lost the ability to speak. She blinked, trying to see the terrifying figure through her discolored eyelashes.

This is horrible! This woman is horrible! She is absolutely sick!

Lu Yi looked at Old Lady Lu's eyes that were suddenly filled with panic, and smiled faintly.

"Old lady, are you okay? I accidentally got you into this state. Why don't you come to my house and wash up? Hey... why are you running away?"

Before Lu Yi could finish his words, Old Lady Lu rushed out the door like a wild horse with its reins loosened. She wiped her face with her hands and rushed out the door.

Snap! Snap! Snap!

His footsteps stomped heavily on the ground in the yard, and the splashing liquid inadvertently injured another group of people.

One of them was old lady Jiang, who was bending over and holding a tree and spitting hard.

A sudden chill arose on her forehead. Old Mrs. Jiang blinked her eyes, shivered, and reached out to touch it. She swallowed subconsciously, and soon she vomited even more violently.

The family that Old Lady Lu brought to the banquet stood in the yard in a daze for a moment, then all ran after Old Lady Lu, almost fleeing in panic.

Mother Lu was stunned for a moment, then looked at her two children who came to fetch water and worked tirelessly to clean the yard. Suddenly, she felt relieved, and she burst into laughter, her mouth corners raised, and her brain was deprived of oxygen due to her laughter.

She wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and pursed her lips with relief. The thing she regretted least was giving birth to Yi'er and Yutou.